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Something I did a couple days ago //coughs

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So I just started reading striderclan. Letās just say that the day when I can read that with other people around and not give a single facial expression to lead on what Iām reading, it will be a miracle.
Two chapters in and Iām just kind of sitting likeĀ āwell that happenedā.
Binary is evilllllll. Bloopers up next.
I originally did more, but I didnāt wanna keep the others, so this is what you got.
I donāt know why, but I havenāt wanted to post anything Iāve done with my new mic. Like, everything Iāve recorded I either didnāt like or just didnāt want to share. Itās weird. BUT Iām forcing myself to actually post this finally.
Hal baby it so cuuute! I hated reading that binary. >:c
The much more painless part of Anniversary was the bloopers. By comparison, this was a goddamn cakewalk. But here you go. Also as promised.

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"Iām not a puppet.ā
Just a little something inspired by one of my favorite striderclan stories, āTraumatizedā in which puppet Dave is an unfortunate and slightly terrifying thing. Check it out if you have the chance!
Someone liked an old post where I gizoogle translated a Striderclan story, so I did it again at Aeacus's request.
"I be so sick of bein called cute!" Dizzle shouts as he entas tha crib nearly throwin his bag against tha kitchen counter.
Bro turns n' looks over tha back of tha futon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. "Sorry ta tell ya, babe. But youāre a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass shota."
"What. That donāt even make sense. Iām eighteen. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Thatās automatically make me not a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass shota."
"Youāll always be a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass shota, Dave. Forever cute," Bro declares as he gets up off tha futon n' stretches yo. Dude catches how tha fuck Daveās eyes track ta tha strip of skin showin between his hoodie n' pants.
Dizzle just muttas a soft "jerkface" n' pouts as tha pimpin' muthafucka turns ta git some apple juice. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Suddenly Bro is right behind his ass n' rufflin his hair.
"Itās all gravy, squirt. Iāll git ya tha funky grill pancake from IHOP. Imagine all tha chedda weāll save gettinā ya kiddie meals." Dizzle glares up at his ass wit a thugged-out dirtnap threat. Bro imagines heās thankin āI'ma cappin' you wit toothpicks n' laughā n' just smirks.
"Iām goin ta go loot yo' brew."
"Itās on tha top shelf; can ya reach it, biatch? Or do you need mah crazy ass ta give ya a funky-ass boost, kiddo?"
"I don't give a fuck bout you all muthafuckin day."
"Sure ya do, dopeheart. Do ya want me ta pour yours tha fuck into yo' sippy cup?"
"Oh mah fuck!" Dizzle shouts as he rolls his wild lil' fuckin eyes hard enough ta tip his head n' starts stompin off ta his bangin room.
"Oh cāmon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Donāt throw a tantrum." Bro grabs his wrist n' tugs his ass playfully back towardz tha futon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. "Here, Iāll git ya yo' straight-up blankie n' turn on some MLP ta go with. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. See how tha fuck sick I am?"
Dizzle levels a cold-ass lil def stare at Bro. "Yo ass just want me ta sock you so you have a excuse ta beat mah ass up in a strife."
"Iām just bein kind, sugar. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Nuthinā wack wit dis shit. Now, do I need ta cut up yo' pizzy tha fuck into bites, biatch? Or can you be a funky-ass big-ass pimp n' not choke yo ass on suttin' dat aināt a cold-ass lil cock?"
"Alright asshole," Dizzle growls, "Iām gonna cut you tha fuck into lil bites." Dude lunges at Bro whoz ass dodges just ta tha side, wrappin a arm round his waist n' liftin a yelling, cursin Dizzle up ta his broad shoulder n' shiznit yo. Dude ignores all of tha threats n' flailin n' carefully dips down ta grab two swordz before headin up n' up tha stairs yo. Dude donāt take much concern fo' any door frames or low ceilings or corners. In fact, Dizzle swears dat Bro might straight-up be aimin fo' dem as da perved-out muthafucka strugglez ta brang up in his wild lil' fuckin elbows n' keeps his head low ta keep dem from smackin tha fuck into tha hard surfaces.
"Yo ass motherfucker playa! I don't give a fuck bout you like it aint no thang!" his schmoooove ass cries out, tha yells echoin a lil' bit up in tha staircase yo. Dude kicks his hairy-ass legs n' slams his wild lil' fist tha fuck into Broās back yo. Dude manages ta land a kidney blasted causin Bro ta flinch just slightly, enough ta accidentally on purpose knock Daveās knees tha fuck into a gangbangin' fire extinguisher.
"Keep dat up, kid, n' youāre goinā oāer tha edge n' whateāer special trick ya had as a funky-ass baby- n' god, you was a thugged-out baby, whatever happened -I donāt be thinkin you gots no more, no matta how tha fuck hard I throw yo' ass," Bro finishes as da ruffneck drops Dizzle onto tha roof.
"Doof!" Dizzle wheezes up yo. Dude scramblez ta right his dirty ass just up in time ta catch tha sword bein lobbed up in his fuckin lil' direction. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. "Yo ass could have just holla'd āRoof. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Strife. Now,ā like you probably do." Dude falls tha fuck into a gangbangin' fightin locked n loaded stance. "Why do you gotta be such a asshat bout it?" Dizzle make tha straight-up original gangsta lunge knowin it wonāt straight-up do much but still hopin dat he might catch Bro off guard.
His hopes is dashed as Bro easily knocks it away. "How tha fuck is I supposed ta know if yo' stubby lil hairy-ass legs can make it up tha stairs, biatch? I carried ya round as a gangbangin' finger-lickin' diapered liāl shiznit n' Iāll continue ta do so ātil ya can beat me up in a strife, brat." And up in a funky-ass breath he flips from bein on tha defensive under Daveās thrusts n' slashes ta bein on tha bitch ass n' makin Dizzle counta n' parry ta keep tha edge of Broās blade away from his skin. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Daveās footwork be a lil' bit sloppy from all of tha teasin n' tauntin gettin ta him, not ta mention tha light bruisings gathered on tha trip upstairs.
"Then I git ta carry you around?" Dizzle asks up in disbelief as his thugged-out lil' punk-ass barely parries a strike up in time before retreatin all dem steps, "I canāt just toss yo' fat ass over mah shoulder anytime of tha day. It make me wanna hollar playa! And knowin you, youād be bustin up like a biatch n' biiiatchin fo' me ta move you between tha kitchen n' livin room every last muthafuckin five minutes!"
Bro bigs up his ass as he falls back, pressin enough ta keep his ass on his cold-ass toes yo, but not goin fo' win just yet. "Muthafucka, youāre mah retirement plan. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I took care of yo' shiznit when you was lil' n' helpless, n' youāre gonna take care of mine when I be oldschool n' helpless. Fuck yeah, youāre gonna carry mah ass. Why dāya be thinkin I was traininā ya so hard?"
"Yo ass betta start hustlin me ta be a liftin champion then instead of a swordz master," da perved-out muthafucka spits up yo. Dude tries ta bust enough space ta cook up a bitch ass move yo, but endz up havin ta retreat even further n' shit. "Yo ass betta not ask me ta suck yo' dick when youāve gotten oldschool n' wrinkled cuz there is no fuckin way thatās eva happening."
"Oh Iām shizzle youāll have put me outta mah misery by then. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. But ya gots nuff dick suckinā muthafuckin years ahead of ya, ya twink."
"Oh hell no weāre not bustin some assisted suicizzle pact up in dis biatch, Bro." Dizzle has ta roll under Broās swing, tha sword top grazin tha thin metal of tha air conditionin block yo. Dude comes up wit too much momentum n' is off balance, fallin back a lil even as his schmoooove ass continues ta run his crazy-ass grill, "Shiznit, if you was horny, all you had ta do was ask, asshole."
"Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha fuck say Iām sayinā any of that, munchkin, biatch? Aināt no way Iām livinā dat long without steppinā on enough toes ta git offed." Bro reaches up n' grabs Daveās wrist ta pull his ass back up in tha opposite direction, away from tha thin railin da thug was bout ta hit n' back towardz tha centa of tha roof. "And why would I proposizzle jailbait, biatch? I could git arrested fo' that?"
"Fuck!" Dizzle stumblez when heās thrown back towardz open ground. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dude manages ta brang up his sword up in time ta catch Broās descendin blow dat knocks his ass off balizzle again n' again n' again up in a lil bit less thuggy position. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. "Oh, so askin me fo' a funky-ass blow thang is illegal fo' you but whoopin me tha fuck into submission wit a sword then gettin a funky-ass blow thang is fine?" Dizzle asks wit indignation.
"Well, how tha fuck is I supposed ta tell how tha fuck oldschool ya is when youāre actinā like a right brat?" Bro starts directin his blows at Daveās hairy-ass legs n' feet ta keep his ass ridin' dirty.
"Yo ass sonovabitch! I-" heās cut off as da thug winces when his crazy-ass musclez start ta scream from tha constant retreat n' inabilitizzle ta git solid footin before havin ta move even quicker ta avoid Broās sword. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "Yo ass fuckin started it asshole biaaatch! Called mah crazy ass a goddamned shota!"
"Youāre not a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass shota?" Bro asks casually as da thug works Dizzle back ta tha wall. Da flicker of tha blade keeps Daveās attention up in front of his muthafuckin ass. "Well then, dat just make mah victory lap worthwhile. Maybe Iāll take mo' than just yo' grill," Bro leers at him, golden eyes gleamin over tha top of his shades.
Dizzle is too busy tryin ta keep from gettin sliced up in half ta come up wit a retort. Broās blade is comin too quick n' he keeps havin ta back up yo. Heās unable ta cook up a move ta either side without Broās blade stoppin his muthafuckin ass yo. Dude also canāt stop tha bangin' blush creepin across his wild lil' grill all up in tha comment. "Dirty oldschool dude," he manages ta git out, soundin less venomous than da thug wanna.
Bro just smirks at his ass n' watches as tha wall of tha staircase looms above Daveās head. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Menstrually his schmoooove ass counts off tha steps Dizzle has left. Three, two, one.. yo. Dude watches as Daveās eyes go wide wit realization as his back hits tha wall yo. Dude tries ta dodge left but is stopped by a swin of Broās sword. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dude barely gets his sword up in time ta block tha next swipe aimed at his head which puts his thugged-out arms at a awkward angle.
"Shiznit."
Bro takes advantage of tha posizzle n' snakes a hand up round both of his wrists, effectively pinnin Dave. "Gotcha." Dude leans up in close. "Whoās mah biiiatch?"
Dizzle glares up at his ass n' strugglez against his fuckin larger hand. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dude tries ta land a kick ta distract Bro enough ta break tha hold, even if dat schmoooove muthafucka has a sinkin feelin dat he is just drawin up tha inevitable yo. Dude smirks a lil when one kick hits solidly against Broās shin, feelin vindictizzle bout tha whole set up earlier n' shit. Bro donāt even flinch yo. Dude maintains his thugged-out lil' poker grill even all up in tha pain, menstrually promisin ta make tha brat pay fo' tha skanky blasted later.
"Cāmon now, you know tha magic lyrics. Whoās yo' daddy, biatch? Whoās gonna make you his biiiatch tonight?"
Dizzle huffs n' finally stops strugglin despite tha fire still up in his wild lil' fuckin eyes yo. Dude draws up tha moment not wantin ta surrender just yet but seein no other course of action. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Finally he mumbles, "Yo ass are. I surrender... daddy."
"Dope boy," Bro returns, trippin' off tha spike of pleasure all up in tha phrase yo. Dude carefully uses his own sword hand ta pluck Daveās away yo. Dude tosses dem both ta tha ground. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "What do a funky-ass biiiatch say when heās askin fo' his thugged-out lil' punishment?" Dude reaches down n' starts unfuckin wit his jeans yo. Dude carefully watches Daveās expression as his brutha tries ta maintain his composure.
"Please, daddy," Dizzle licks his fuckin lips, "Teach me a lesson?"
"Oh straight-up good, boy, straight-up hot." Bro shoves his jeans down his hips just enough ta git his ding-a-ling out. Usin his handz trappin Daveās wrists above his head, he pushes his ass down ta his knees ta git his ass eye level wit his quickly stiffenin dick. Bro tilts his hips forward, brushin tha head against Daveās lips. "Open wide fo' me, hun."
Dizzle keeps his wild lil' fuckin eyes turned up ta Bro, not fightin tha shiver dat runs up his spine at bein called a phat pimp n' bein forced ta his knees yo. Dude obediently opens his crazy-ass grill n' immediately leans forward ta lick a stripe from base ta tip yo. Dude then sucks tha head past his soft lips n' tha fuck into his crazy-ass grill. Bro moans lowly all up in tha touches yo. Dude has ta restrain his dirty ass from just thrustin tha fuck into dat slick heat of his brotherās grill though cause I gots dem finger-lickin' chickens wit tha siz-auce. Instead he make Dizzle lean away from tha wall ta git ta him, shouldaz strainin against his fuckin locked arms. "Thaās it, babe, suck mah cock."
Dizzle would be rollin his wild lil' fuckin eyes all up in tha cheesy line if da thug wasnāt too busy whinin all up in tha way Bro make his ass struggle ta keep his ding-a-ling up in place. When it finally slips outta his crazy-ass grill momentarily, he looks up wit a thugged-out devilish look. "Please daddy." Then da perved-out muthafucka stretches forward again, tha twinge up in his joints goin straight ta his fuckin lil' dick yo. Dude starts suckin up in earnest n' hums his thugged-out approval when Bro canāt stop his dirty ass from slidin his hips forward.
"Shiznit," Bro curses underneath his breath. Da combination of Daveās eagernizz ta git mo' of his ding-a-ling tha fuck into dat bangin' grill n' beggin wit tha taboo moniker n' shit. "Goddamn, ya liāl twink. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Such a whore fo' humiliation, such a pain supa-ho. Bet ya wanna it if I just turned ya āround n' fucked ya up against tha wall." Broās dick twitches all up in tha thought.
Dizzle also groans n' looks up all up in tha suggestion. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Dude traces his cold-ass tongue over every last muthafuckin thang his schmoooove ass can reach n' tries ta keep Bro closer by startin ta suck but also lightly scrapes his cold-ass teeth along tha underside of Broās dick ta try n' entice his ass ta start fuckin his wild lil' grill or make phat on his cold-ass threat.
"Watch it, brat," Bro growls down at his muthafuckin ass. But his schmoooove ass canāt stay mad salty or even threatenin at dem ruby red eyes starin up wit dem pink puffy lips wrapped round his cock. Itās a pimpin' sight dat has Broās dick twitchin again. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. "If ya fuck up again, Iāll take it up on yo' ass."
Dude goes ta thrust tha fuck into Daveās grill when they hear voices up in tha stairwell. Itās a quick "up here" up in a maleās voice n' then a biatch giggling. Bro almost cuts his dirty ass on Daveās teeth pullin up so quickly n' nearly catches his dirty ass as he zips up. Dizzle nearly chokes on tha unrestricted air heās suddenly able ta inhale yo. Dude too scramblez away, grabbin tha swordz as he goes so they wonāt be up in sight of tha stairwell door yo. Dude looks up ta Bro n' glances towardz tha fire escape n' then back ta Bro, raisin a eyebrow up in question fo' orders.
"Git downstairs, kid. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! And have me some brew waitin n' git dat ass naked n' locked n loaded fo' mah dirty ass. Iāma have some funk wit tha neighbors," he grins wicked n' flicks his wrist at Dizzle shooin his ass on.
Dizzle gulps all up in tha implicationz of his commandz yo. Dude almost feels sorry fo' tha lil playas comin upstairs yo, but then heās hoppin on tha fire escape n' outta view moments lata n' soon much too busy thankin bout his own ass n' what tha fuck bro might be plannin ta do ta his ass as āpunishment.ā Dude make it ta they floor n' slides up in all up in tha bedroom window.
Bro listens ta tha fadin rattle of metal contrastin wit tha stompin comin up tha stairs. Bro rolls his wild lil' fuckin eyes as tha newcomers slow down as they apparently git tired. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Da door flies open n' da thug watches a funky-ass pimp n' hoe tumble out, lookin younger than Dave. Bro snorts menstrually ta his dirty ass afta callin Dizzle all dem lil' names. They start makin up in front of his ass without even checkin they surroundings fo' realz. Amateurs.
Dude slips tha fuck into his crazy-ass menacin guardian role dat heās had ta pull up a cold-ass lil couple times on tha twins n' comes ta loom over dem until they notice yo. Dude lets up a squeak n' pushes tha hoe up in front of his muthafuckin ass.
"What floor is ya from, biatch? Do yo' muthafathas know youāre up here gettinā all handsy?" Bro rumblez out. "Dāya have protection, biatch? Ya know safe sex is blingin n' all."
Da look of absolute horror of they faces, coupled by tha way they scramble fo' tha stairwell has Bro nearly doubled over wit laughter n' shiznit yo. Dude calls up warnings bout tha stairs afta they is outta hearin range. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Still snickerin ta his dirty ass over how tha fuck he just cockblocked his cockblockers, dat schmoooove muthafucka headz back down ta where Dizzle is hurriedly preparing.
Dizzle donāt know how tha fuck long heāll have before Bro is pissed wit fuckin wit dem skanky souls upstairs so he races ta put tha swordz aways n' strip his dirty ass of his threadz yo. Dude runs ta tha fridge ta git tha brew, scramblin all up in tha kitchen drawers ta find a opener only ta realize itās a twist-off yo. Dude places it on tha fruity-ass malt liquor table n' then stalls fo' a moment yo. Dude wondaz if da perved-out muthafucka should also try ta prep his dirty ass, "Fuck dat shit." Dude grabs tha lube n' is only just pushin his wild lil' first finger in, wincin all up in tha rush n' beatboxin all up in tha resultin pain simultaneously when dat schmoooove muthafucka hears tha door open.
Bro pauses ta take up in tha scene. Itās always a pleasant sight ta peep when one of tha twins is bent over, ass up on tha futon hustlin a gangbangin' finger tha fuck into his cold-ass tight hole, n' is dat a funky-ass brew ta tha side, biatch? Perfect. Bro kicks off his Nikes n' flops down on tha futon next ta his brother, straight-up ignorin what tha fuck he is bustin.
"Where is mah brew?" Dude holdz his hand up expectantly.
Dizzle freezes as tha pimpin' muthafucka takes a moment ta process before lookin ta tha brew n' then back ta Bro before leanin up ta git balanced on his knees, without takin up tha finger dat heās preppin his dirty ass with, ta reach forward wit his other hand n' grab tha brew n' shiznit yo. Dude places it up in Broās hand n' then hesitates, unsure if da perved-out muthafucka should continue preppin his dirty ass or if da perved-out muthafucka should try ta git his crazy-ass grill back round Broās dick.
"D-did I do good, daddy?" dat schmoooove muthafucka hazardz tryin ta git a gangbangin' feel fo' what tha fuck Bro is planning.
"Did I tell ya ta prep yo ass, ya greedy liāl biiiatch." Bro takes a swig of brew n' shit. "Iāll give ya a hint, yo' ass is ābout ta be red."
Dizzle falls back ta tha futon, barely gettin his wild lil' free arm down up in time ta keep his ass from faceplantin as tha comment catches his ass off guard. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dude pulls his wild lil' fingers away from where da thug was preppin his dirty ass wit a strangled moan. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Dude looks over at Bro. "I be sorry, daddy. I-I just thought, when you holla'd ta git mah ass ready, dat you wanted..." he skits along but his schmoooove ass can't hide how tha fuck hard his fuckin lil' dick has gotten from anticipation.
"Ya thought ya could outsmart me son, biatch? Ya be thinkin youāre smarta than daddy?" Bro raises a eyebrow at his muthafuckin ass.
"N-no Iām- I didnāt mean to, daddy, I-"
"Git yo' ass oāer here," he pats his fuckin lap, "and do it properly."
Dude whimpers all up in tha tone but quickly moves over ta Broās lap n' lays his dirty ass over Broās legs yo. Dude canāt help tha shiver dat goes up his spine when he pictures how tha fuck he must look wit his thugged-out ass pushed up n' vulnerable yo. Dude bites his fuckin lip ta keep from beggin fo' it so soon.
Bro sets tha cold brew on tha middle of his back, bustin a yelp from tha sudden cold sensation. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Broās other hand rubs over tha proffered ass as if gettin it warmed up. "Dāya know what tha fuck happens ta wack thugs, Davey?"
Dizzle moans at Broās hand on his thugged-out ass n' has ta try twice before his schmoooove ass can keep his voice up in check ta answer Bro. "They git punished, daddy." Dude bites his fuckin lip n' glances over his shoulder at Bro waitin fo' tha straight-up original gangsta strike.
"Dope boy, Davey." Dude pulls his hand back n' brangs it back down wit a smack, makin Dizzle cry up yo. Dude alternates between takin sipz of brew wit brangin his hand down over n' over as Dizzle manages ta mufflez his crazy-ass moans tha fuck into tha cushions yo. Dude canāt help how tha fuck his hips jerk against Broās hairy-ass legs wit each strike n' his handz scramble ta try ta find suttin' ta clin ta dat might help his ass from how tha fuck turned on he is yo. Hasslin tha teens had taken tha edge off Broās erection yo, but tha way Dizzle was rubbin against his fuckin leg was makin his jeans tight again.
"Please biaaatch! Da-AH!-ddy!" Dizzle stuttas up as Bro hits harder n' shiznit yo. Dude wondaz what tha fuck it would take ta git Bro ta tie his ass down n' leave his thugged-out ass stingin fo' days yo. Dude be thinkin bout tryin ta jerk his dirty ass off which might git his ass cuffs n' a harsher punishment yo, but then there be always tha chizzle dat Bro might also just restrain his ass n' not let his ass come ta teach his ass a lesson. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. And da ruffneck donāt wanna go all up in dat again; Dizzle shuddaz all up in tha memory of dat week yo. Dude bides his cold-ass time fo' now n' make shizzle ta rut again n' again n' again tha growin bulge up in Broās pants.
Bro finishes off his brew n' then set it down on Daveās back, lettin it go briefly until Dizzle figures up what tha fuck da thug wants n' adjusts his dirty ass ta where it will stand on his own. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da posizzle pulls Dizzle away from Broās lap, makin his ass support his dirty ass on shaky arms.
"Donāt spill it," da thug warns as his handz git all up in his jeans ta undo dem fo' tha second time dis evening. Dizzle whines n' tries ta calm tha bobbin of his fuckin limbs, unsure if da thug would trip off tha consequences fo' spillin tha brew or if it would straight-up be a punishment, not realizin tha forty is straight-up empty. But up in dis posizzle his schmoooove ass canāt rut against Bro n' all his schmoooove ass can straight-up do is wait on Bro ta git his fuckin lil' damn baggy-ass pants off n' hope heāll git a hand on his fuckin lil' dick soon, leather gludd or not.
"Daddy, please bust a nut on me again!" Punishment be damned, Dizzle be thinkin as da perved-out muthafucka starts ta edge a hand under his dirty ass when da ruffneck donāt git a response from Bro. One bust a nut on wouldnāt be too wack right. Not while Bro be jumpin' off tha hook yo. His plans is fucked up as Bro gets his jeans down ta mid thigh yo, but brushes against Daveās hand wrappin round his neglected dick as he is pullin back.
"Davey, biatch? Whatcha doinā?"
Dizzle freezes n' stiffens. "I was- I just tho- you was busy n' I just wanted ta touch..." tha pimpin' muthafucka trails off n' cuz Broās flat tone of voice aint givin anythang away, Dizzle tries ta look back at Bro ta peep his wild lil' grill or erection. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Dude findz Bro grinnin maniacally down at his fuckin lil brutha n' shiznit yo. Dude snatches tha brew forty up n' tosses it away carefully.
"Wanderinā idle handz is tha devilās plaything, ya know." His conversationizzle tone is offset but tha sharp movements he uses ta toss Dizzle off his fuckin lap, wit a quick yelp of "shit!", long enough ta slip up from under his ass n' then ta toss his ass back down tha fuck into tha cushions, grill down n' ass up yo. Dude donāt give Dizzle a warnin as da thug wandaz away briefly.
Dizzle muttas another "shit" but dis time when heās left without instructions, he keep his handz up in front of his ass n' donāt move from where Bro positioned his ass except ta turn his head ta try n' follow Broās movements, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Bro glances over his shoulder n' hums up in approval dat Dizzle hasnāt moved as he picks up tha leather n' metal cuffs. Then da ruffneck disappears from view ta reappear all up in tha end of tha futon wit only tha clank of tha chain against tha futon supports ta give his ass away secondz before tha cuffs is round Daveās wrists.
"Now, how tha fuck wack do you be thinkin youāve been, biatch? Do you be thinkin you deserve just mah hand or should I go git tha paddle?"
Daveās eyes widen all up in tha suggestion. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Dude moans wantonly all up in tha thought of a paddle even as tha pimpin' muthafucka tugs on tha cuffs ta check his bangin restraints, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Theyāve never done dat before; theyāve done hand n' crop n' he enjoyed dem yo. Heās not shizzle how tha fuck much itāll hurt but his fuckin lil' dick is twitchin just imaginin it fo' realz. And he imagines how tha fuck heāll feel it fo' days.
"Iām sorry, daddy. Iāve been straight-up bad. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I deserve worse than yo' hand. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I want- I-" Dude tries ta ask fo' tha paddle but starts stutterin n' gives up, hopin Bro will KNOW how tha fuck turned on he is.
Bro nodz n' strutts over ta tha desk ta grab tha paddle, pullin off tha cellophane wrapper n' shiznit yo. Dude runs his hand over tha smooth surface, tryin ta imagine how tha fuck Dizzle will feel bout it, how tha fuck itāll feel on his thugged-out ass yo. Dude taps it against his thugged-out lil' palm, testin its heft n' bite yo. Dude smilez at how tha fuck it feels. Daveās eyes is glued ta Bro n' his thugged-out lil' punk-ass bites his fuckin lip hard watchin his muthafuckin ass.
"Letās peep if dis aināt too much fo' ya," da perved-out muthafucka suggests as his schmoooove ass comes back ta tha futon n' standz next ta Dizzle yo. Dude pulls on Daveās hips ta git his thugged-out ass up in tha air wit his chest pressed tha fuck into tha futon n' his thugged-out arms outstretched towardz tha end of tha futon above his head like some perverse yoga move yo. Dude gently places it against Daveās ass ta let his ass git used ta tha feeling. Dizzle bows his head n' whines when he feels it come ta rest against his thugged-out ass yo. Dude donāt comment on bein able ta handle it yo. Dude has no clue if his schmoooove ass can fo' all his thugged-out apparent fetish fo' pain. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. This is freshly smoked up territory yo. His body be abuzz wit tension n' expectation as da thug waits fo' tha straight-up original gangsta strike ta come.
Bro starts wit a light tap, less force than da thug would apply wit his hand ta let Dizzle git use ta tha bite. Bro assumes he likes it from tha gasp n' moan. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Dude delivers a second blow wit a lil' bit mo' oomph dat give a pleasant crack against his skin. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Dude continues on, carefully gaugin Daveās responses as he increases tha force behind each hit, pausin ta dig tha delicious soundz Dizzle makes yo. Dude lets Dizzle croon fo' a lil' bit as da perved-out muthafucka slips all tha way outta his baggy-ass pants n' shirt.
"Dope boy, Davey, phat boy," Bro drops some lyrics ta his ass as da perved-out muthafucka starts up again.
Daveās body is on fire fo' realz. All of his nerves is cross firin between pain n' pleasure n' all his schmoooove ass can do is moan tha fuck into tha cushions yo. Dude jerks wit each progressively harder hit n' make choked soundz of pleasure up in tha back of his cold-ass throat as tha stin bites tha fuck into his thugged-out already sore flesh yo. Dude aint shizzle if his wild lil' fuckin eyes is waterin from tha pain or pleasure n' canāt be bothered ta figure it up as da thug wishes desperately dat his fuckin lil' dick was rubbin against suttin' instead of just hangin between his hairy-ass legs twitching, especially when Bro aims all up in tha junction between tha topz of his wild lil' fat-ass thighs n' tha curve of his thugged-out ass feelin tha air from tha paddle landin against his balls.
"Da-d-ddy!" he moans up brokenly.
"Goddamn, youāre a funky-ass bangin' liāl motherfucker." Bro cranks up tha hits still, watchin as Daveās body jolts forwards. Da skin be a funky-ass dope bright red over his quiverin muscles. Bro starts tuggin at his dirty ass wit his wild lil' free hand, gettin hit dat shiznit up over tha way Dizzle accepts tha pain. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da bangin crack of a slick hit fills tha room along wit Broās moans.
With dat hit Dizzle keens n' tremblez n' feels like every last muthafuckin thang is too much. Itās like a overload of his circuits yo. Dude feels like he might faint yo. Dude canāt git his fuckin lungs ta work properly fo' realz. And all dat shiznit feels so dunkadelic yo. Dude probably be lookin like a funky-ass bangin' mess wit his thugged-out ass bright red n' his fuckin lil' dick so hard n' just bobbin all over n' shiznit yo. His grill is wet from some combination of droolin n' tears dat dat schmoooove muthafucka hadnāt realized da thug was shedding.
Without even makin tha conscious decision, dat schmoooove muthafucka hears his voice, all rough n' cracking, gasp out, "Al-alchemist fo' realz. Alchemist. Fuck fuckin shiznit fuck."
Bro immediately drops tha paddle n' goes ta Daveās head, slidin his ass forward n' up away from tha cushions. Da brightnizz of his cheeks matches his thugged-out ass n' his wild lil' grill is shiny. Bro brushes a shitload of tha tears away wit his cold-ass thumbs yo. Heās afraid fo' a moment dat heās straight-up hurt Dizzle but then Dizzle tries ta catch Broās thumb wit his crazy-ass grill, beatboxin n' suckin on tha digit.
"Shhh, shhh, youāre aiiight, youāre aiiight. Doinā pimped out, babe. Fuckinā hot. No cryinā though, none of dis shit. I gotcha. I gotcha now, nahmeean?"
Daveās eyes is glazed n' it takes a moment ta focus on Broās grill fo' realz. And a moment longer ta puzzle up tha worried expression on his olda brotherās grill yo. Heās still so deep up in tha headspace dat his schmoooove ass canāt figure up how tha fuck ta explain heās all gravy, just dat dat shiznit was suddenly too much pleasure n' pain n' he just needz a moment. Instead da perved-out muthafucka sucks on Broās thumb n' twirls his cold-ass tongue lazily around, nibblin light n' tryin ta slow his thugged-out lil' pantin before pullin off ta use his fuckin lyrics.
"So fucking- yes- sorry- damn, sorry I freaked you out. Just, so much, Bro. Can hardly be thinkin still. God, we need ta do dis mo' often so I donāt short circuit so doggystyle." Dude baggy-ass pants n' kisses whatever his schmoooove ass can reach of bro as his voice breaks again, "Can- Can I git some water, biatch? I sound like Iāve been givin tha sandman a funky-ass blow thang. Fuck."
Bro kisses his ass back yo, but donāt release tha cuffs yo. Dude do git up n' grab a funky-ass forty of wata from tha fridge yo. Dude holdz it up ta Daveās lips until Dizzle shakes his head ta indicate enough.
"Hell yeah, Iām up fo' mo' of this, Dave. God, yo ass is so dope naaahhmean, biatch? Fuckinā hell I feel like Iāma bust a nut just watchinā ya."
Dizzle takes a thugged-out deep breath as he finally feels like heās not bout ta fall ta pieces yo. Dude smilez up at Bro whoz ass just shakes his head all up in tha half lidded blissed up look.
"Let me know if youāre phat ta go again, or if ya just want me ta fuck dat sore ass."
Daveās still hard dick twitches all up in tha suggestion. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Dude considaz how tha fuck phat it felt n' how tha fuck much it hurt wit tha paddle n' his schmoooove ass can feel his thugged-out ass throbbin yo. Heās torn between tha desire fo' mo' of dat n' tha need ta git fucked n' ta come. But thankin bout how tha fuck hit dat shiznit they both are, he cook up a thugged-out decision.
"If you start rockin tha paddle again, Iāll probably git off just from dis shit. Iād rather come wit you buried so deep up in me dat yo' hips is grindin tha fuck into dis sore ass." His eyelidz flutta n' he nuzzlez against Bro before adding, "Yo ass can still use yo' hand though... while youāre fuckin mah dirty ass." Dude canāt like hook up Broās eyes when he mumbles, still a lil embarrassed at how tha fuck much of a pain supa-ho he straight-up is sometimes.
"Shiznit, Dave. Do you know how tha fuck fuckinā bangin' yo ass is, biatch? Shiznit." Bro returns tha nuzzle as tha pimpin' muthafucka tries ta control his breathang n' git his dirty ass under control yo. Dude peppers Daveās grill wit light kisses before standin up yo. Dude runs his handz along tha curved spine as Dizzle settlez back down wit his chest pressed tha fuck into tha futon, arms outstretched, n' ass up in tha air. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Bro bigs up his hips up n' roundz his thugged-out lil' palms across tha bangin' n' dirty ass. Dizzle hums wit anticipation n' hisses all up in tha contact wit his heated skin.
A quick swat gets dem back tha fuck into they roles. "Cāmon, baby, beg fo' daddyās cock."
Dude cries up all up in tha sharp stin from tha slap but instantly starts begging, "Please biaaatch! Daddy, Iāll be good. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! Oh god, please fuck me, daddy dawwwwg! I hustled mah lesson!" Dude has ta stop cuz of a high pitched whine bubblin up in his cold-ass throat cuts his ass of when Bro fondlez his skanky ass. "Oh fuck! Please please please!"
Bro snatches up tha discarded tube of lube n' applies it liberally between his ding-a-ling n' Daveās ass fo' realz. A quick stretch wit his wild lil' fingers be accompanied by constant kneadin of tha bright ass wit his other hand. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dude listens ta Dizzle hiss all up in tha pain until he feel Daveās body chillax just enough cause I gots dem finger-lickin' chickens wit tha siz-auce yo. Dude quickly pulls his wild lil' fingers up n' replaces dem wit tha head of his ding-a-ling before Dizzle can even ask fo' it yo. Dude pulls on Daveās hips until his thugged-out ass is flat against Broās fat-ass thighs, listenin ta tha keenin n' gaspz of tha nearly writhang Dizzle as heās slowly impaled.
"Ah! Daddy!"
As Bro waits fo' Dizzle ta adjust, Bro smacks tha outside edge of his thugged-out ass. Dizzle jerks n' tightens momentarily all up in tha smack n' moans all over again n' again n' again at how tha fuck it make tha stretch burn even mo' n' mo' n' mo'. "Goddamn, youāre tight fo' realz. All dis pain must straight-up be gettinā ya off. Ya like beinā smacked round by daddy, dontcha, biatch? Ya like beinā daddyās liāl biiiatch."
Dizzle nodz against tha cushions. "Oh god fo'sho, daddy. Iām yo' biiiatch. Iām sorry I was such a funky-ass brat son! Oh god, so good, daddy. Well shiiiit, it hurts n' it feels so good. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! I gots a straight-up boner fo' dat shiznit son! Please, daddy, more!"
Da beggin almost make Bro come right there, bent over his younger brotherās back. Instead Bro takes a thugged-out deep breath ta calm his dirty ass n' smacks Dizzle a cold-ass lil couple mo' times before finally pistonin his hips up in n' outta tha sore ass yo. His thumbs press tha fuck into tha bangin' flesh n' git mo' mewls n' other straight-up dope soundz as he fucks his brother.
Dizzle be also gettin close as tha combined pain n' build up push his ass towardz tha edge yo. Heās constantly moaning, interrupted only by tha criez of pleasure n' pain from tha continued spankin yo. Heās goin mad wit tha way Broās hips slap against his stingin skin n' how tha fuck Bro digs his wild lil' fingers tha fuck into tha quiverin musclez yo. Dude canāt even form lyrics ta beg no mo' as tha pimpin' muthafucka thrusts uselessly against tha air, tryin ta git friction on his ding-a-ling yo. Dude just endz up pushin back tha fuck into Broās already brutal strokes.
"Oh fuck! Shiznit, goddamn, ya feel so good, Dave. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So fuckinā delicious. Ludd hearinā tha soundz ya make, ludd tha way yo' ass feels muthafucka! Got me so hyped up, liāl bro. Got me feelinā so good, babe." Bro canāt stop his dirty ass from increasin tha speed n' length of each stroke until tha pleasure gets so intense dat his hips stumble outta rhythm yo. Dude has ta catch his dirty ass on tha cushions as his schmoooove ass curls over Daveās arched form. he manages ta keep a gangbangin' finger hold on his crazy-ass mind, just enough ta remember ta reach down n' underneath Daveās hips ta wrap a hand round his ding-a-ling yo. Dude pumps all dem mo' times, matchin his hand ta his hip before stutterin out, "Go-gonna come, f-fuck!"
Daveās eyes roll back n' heās mewlin wit every last muthafuckin stroke yo. His hairy-ass legs is tremblin just ta keep from collapsin down. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. When Broās hand squeezes round his fuckin lil' dick, heās gone yo. Dude tightens up round Bro n' is only able ta manage a hoarse shout as his schmoooove ass comes yo. Heās not even shizzle if heās still conscious by tha end of it, heās so blissed up n' gasping.
Bro bigs up him, dragged over tha edge by Daveās tightness. Da ghetto disappears up in a white haze as pleasure crashes all up in his ass violently yo. His shout matches Daveās n' his fuckin lil' dick pumps cum tha fuck into Daveās ass as Bro holdz his ass tight, pullin his ass against tha cuffs yo. His hips weakly keep thrustin until consciousnizz returns n' heās finally still save fo' tha shakes hustlin all up in his muthafuckin ass yo. Dude gulps up in as much fresh def air as his schmoooove ass can as his fuckin limbs tingle wit tha rush of blood.
Dude strokes Daveās sides gently, murmurin ta his ass bout how tha fuck phat he felt n' how tha fuck phat he is. Gingerly he lifts his dirty ass n' slides out. Dizzle whimpers pitifully when Bro pulls free, hissin on tha fuckin' down-lowly whenever his thugged-out ass comes tha fuck into contact wit anything.
Bro fumblez wit tha clasps round Daveās wrists yo, but eventually gets dem open. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Dude scoops Dizzle up n' holdz his ass close ta his chest, lettin they hearts thud together as they try ta catch they breaths.
"Holy jesus fuckinā hell, Dave."
Daveās limbs is jelly n' his head lolls against Broās chest as tha pimpin' muthafucka tries ta come back ta realitizzle enough ta make lyrics.
"Hhngh," well, soundz at least ta start with.
Bro paps Daveās grill wit a cold-ass lil clumsy hand n' then carefully reaches fo' tha forty of wata ta give ta Dave, once again n' again n' again tippin it up ta his crazy-ass grill fo' his muthafuckin ass.
"Goddamn dat was hot. Ya gonna be aiiight, right, biatch? If ya need anythinā you gots dat shit. If ya want anythinā just ask. Damn, dat paddle is gettinā a place of honor. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Best sex dis year without it beinā a orgy." Bro sighs happily. "And ta think, it started up wit a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass shota joke."
im gonna miss striderclan but man was it a fun ride. they are not ending right now, but will be in the near future. they are ALL very talented. <3Ā