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Gold Mage
From coloUrs and mayhem: Universe A
By Decon Theed and repeatedScales
Propaganda: "I swear I've seen this in YouTube videos before and thought it was some Sonic music or something."
"one of the best hs songs. ever."
"gold mage slaps so fucking hard"
"gold mage is very good. very mario kart"
"colours and mayhem songs have an unfair advantage of slapping too hard"
"gold mage is one of the best songs on colours and mayhem"
Stride
From Homestuck Vol. 10
By Kalibration
Propaganda: "unsurprisingly deeply familiar tune, despite my being fairly sure ive not heard this one before"
"Yeah itās slow Moonsetter, but itās Moonsetter thats allowed to relax (cough Dirk and Dave meeting, and Dirk, the moonsetter, being allowed to relax cough) be cool and chill."
Prongs rushed to Midnight's side and took in everything around him. Pandora's stride was much less purposeful as she went to stand beside Thalira on the opposite side of Moony. Midnight suddenly meowed loudly at Padfoot, who had bounded forward towards Moony.Ā
Whatever Midnight had been trying to warn Padfoot about, it had been too late. Padfoot was flung backwards, hitting one of the birches and whimpering as he got to his feet, his front right held in the air as he limped forward again. Prongs blocked his way. Padfoot would take punishment over and over if it meant he could keep Moony safe; Prongs had to stop him.Ā
āYou may transform,ā Thalira commanded. None of them moved. Then Barty fell forward to the ground, squeaking loudly until his human self appeared, panting and shaking.Ā
Then they all crumpled to the ground. James could feel himself being ripped from Prongs. He tried to cling on, but it was no use. Prongs faded away and left James gasping in the grass.Ā
āPadfoot!ā Sirius wailed, clutching his hand to his chest, his wrist clearly broken. Thalira lifted her hand and waved it in his direction. Sirius screamed as a sickening crack echoed around the trees. He shakily raised his hand to his face and rotated his newly mended wrist. āWhat did you do to Padfoot?!ā He yelled, jumping to his feet and storming towards her. She raised her hand again, but Sirius showed no fear and pressed on. Moony whined at Thaliraās side. She glanced down at the werewolf and lowered her hand.Ā
āHe is not far. I will release him when the time is right,ā Thalia said in her raspy voice.Ā
āNo. Heās mine. Give him back now!ā Sirius shouted. He fell to his knees, his head forced down until his forehead touched the earth. Moony growled, and Thalira lifted her magic. James ran to his side and helped him up.Ā
āStop talking, Sirius,ā he begged. Regulus went one step further and firmly placed his hand over Siriusās mouth. They turned their attention to Thalira, and she grinned her toothy grin as she placed her hand back on Moonyās neck.Ā
So somebody DMād me this template and wanted me to fill it out and it seemed neat, so thus I obliged. Below is my reasoning for each pick if you are interested.
All Time Favorite - Do I even need to explain? My sheer amount of analysis and dedication of 2 whole featured tags to this doofus speaks for itself.
Favorite Candidate - Really, only Felt or Crusch were in the conversation for me. But I personally vibe w/ Felt more as a Candidate. Her growth is much more profound compared to Cruschās for starters, but I also feel like compared to Crusch the audience gets to see Felt grow more and develop as a ruler. I enjoy seeing the emotional journey of characters.
It also helps to me that Felt is actually addressing the lower class (and whilst Cruschās platform is solid) the Valkyrie I feel doesnāt particularly show any signs of wanting to change the Nobility whatsoever which isnāt inherently bad mind you if she can corral them well, but it seems Crusch wouldnāt really provide much of a quality of life change for the ordinary citizen but rather just make the nation itself more able to stand on its feet.
Favorite Knight - Another instance of me liking Reinhard lol what to say. But honestly to add a smidge unto it, Reinhard is my favorite knight when it comes to his dynamic w/ his Candidate. There is more of a push/pull compared to the other Candidate/Knight duos. You can also tell Reinhard as a knight unlike the others is sorta having his position in this role be something of self discovery journey for him whilst the others donāt really have knighthood be like that for them.
Favorite Sin Archbishop - Petelgeuse. Heās just such a mad fucker and I unapologetically adore it.
Favorite Witch - The others donāt have NEARLY as much depth and emotional complexity as Echidna. Sheās one of the characters most prone to getting me thinking period in this series. Love anytime she is on screen.
Favorite Side Character - Stride is someone whom challenges a lot of the ideas of free will, fate and the status quo. That was something I appreciated the glimpse into. Heās also just pretty fun in general. Guy is SUCH a supreme asshole at times and itās entertaining.
Favorite Design - Really, really contemplated Crusch for this spot but Al just barely nudges her out. His design has the dark soul looking helmet which is such a great troll by Tappei on his abilities but the design also does something in this series that no other characters does.
It successfully tricks the eye and helps conceal a significant part of Al as a person via making his missing arm not really that apparent. No other character design (that Iāve seen thus far anyways) plays such a role in perception of a character that it effects oneās view of them that much.
Best Writing - Itās the Main Character so one might say more screen time = better writing and thus this was a natural choice, right? But thatās not why I picked Subaru for this position. The reason I did so is that the way Tappeiās written is Subaru contrary to other characters in the series.
Subaru requires a bunch of subtext to pick out the actual nuances of his feelings/thoughts on matters underneath his conscious thoughts which try to point the reader one way. Other characters in the series donāt have nearly as unreliable internal monologues. Even those with huge self worth issues like Rem.
I think it speaks to a very high consistent lvl of skill in writing applied to him that Subaru mimics a human very well in only thinking conscious things he will accept rather then the more uncomfortable or unpleasant thoughts that he buries underneath those conscious thoughts of his. It is not just how Subaru feels a variety of emotions that makes him so human but also his consistent avoidance of things that cause one discomfort.
Underrated - Anastasia. Just. Gets written off a lot I feel? Yet thereās a really solid fleshed out character here that I donāt feel is appreciated enough.
Overrated - Welp, before the pitchforks come. I want to say that I think the idea of Rem is overrated. As a character Rem is honestly excellent. However the perception around her elevates her into a status that I believe isnāt accurate to her as an individual.
Overhated - Honestly, I canāt see how anybody BUT Felix could fill this spot. The guy is literally mass blamed for shit he didnāt even do like supposedly having planted a bomb in Subaruās gate. Then also Felix gets slandered for brainwashing Subaru when thatās def not what happened.
Most Like You - Gonna be real this is probably the one square I was most hesitant to fill. But. I think that yes, Echidna is actually the correct choice for me.
To break down why thatās the case first is the fact that Echidna isnāt particularly obvious in her kindness and the ways she gets to the kind things she does is very emotionally backwards compared to normal societal standards. I see a lot of myself in the abnormal way Echidna can get to an end result that would be considered compassionate by others but wasnāt exactly borne of empathy.
The second reason I think this is the case is how Echidna is very non-judgemental. She typically tends to listen to someone and only offer opinions when itās sought. When Iāve given advice to others upon request I am told I match these characteristics a LOT.
Another thing that adds unto me seeing a lot of myself in Echidna is how whenever I look at something I view it through a strictly logical lens unless I put a focused conscious effort to factor in an emotional angle to things.
The final thing that Iād say makes me see a lot of myself in Echidna is that she happens to just enjoy knowing things for the sake of knowing them and no other purpose. I spend a lot of my own time simply learning about the world around me, even things that wouldnāt really be considered practical to know.
Itās all of these factors that translate a fair amount into my commentary analysis of Echidna where I analyze her pretty deeply and attempt to not write her off as being some evil nasty person as much of the fandom does because thereās a bunch of depth here.
Frankly, I believe Echidna is a great showcase from Tappei on a character with truly stunted empathy that isnāt evil as many other works of media would shoehorn a character as for that lack of empathy.
Least Like You - I simply have never been able to reach that childish naivety Emilia is able to muster. Her faith in people is also something I cannot quantify emotionally despite logically understanding why Emilia is the why she is.
It is a bit ironic that I whom identify so much with Echidna cannot link myself with Emilia on any level. It is no wonder Echidna is ruffled by this half elf.
First Favorite - Julius was simply stellar in my initial viewing of the series. I enjoyed him and that was that. Grapehead got dethroned by Reinhard upon me reading the Novels though and seeing the sheer depth to that sus baka.
Character You Didnāt Expect to Like - So. Iām aware the answer of Heinkel here appears stereotypical but Iād like to expand on my POV of this because I suspect itās different from the standard view.
I didnāt expect to really like Heinkel when initially seeing him because I was somewhat concerned about the idea of Heinkel being utilized to make him seem like the entire problem in the Astrea subplot (and that concern of mine grew when seeing how Julius spoke of him to Subaru when I watched S3) and that Wilhelm was not holding as much blame which was infinitely far less interesting to me.
Thankfully I was wrong and the Astrea subplot was as complex as I hoped itād be and it wasnāt chalked up to be all of Heinkelās fault.
Guilty Favorite - I donāt believe I need to explain the guilty part to enjoying somebody as objectively nasty as Capella lol. Sheās so vile though and thatās her draw. She does things no other character would do.
Favorite Female Character - Love Crusch so very much. She has a lot of similarities in how I approach the world with how she cuts through BS. Seriously vibe w/ her on that. Aināt no time for dancing around something 99% of the time. Her design & tomboy aesthetic is also pretty good. My 2nd favorite in the series honestly.
But also some other stuff I love about Crusch is how Tappei portrays Asexuality through her very well. If this were any other series sheād have been romantically into Subaru or Fourier. However Re:Zero is not the typical series.
Instead, it gives us a look how someone can genuinely consider someone a lifelong partner (Crusch to Fourier) whilst not fitting the traditional view of romance as pushed by society at large.
Another thing Tappei portrays well w/ Crusch is how Autism (or what certainly appears like it on Cruschās end) doesnāt make somebody dumb. Merely unable to grasp certain social constructs as readily.
Favorite Male Character - To nobodies surprise its the sus redhead. There is a post Iāll link below here that has some specifics on what I adore about Reinhard so much if any of you would actually desire to get a more complete answer in one bite sized snippet rather then formulating a picture of what I like about him based on thousands of posts about Reinhard.
š¬ 0Ā Ā š 2Ā Ā ā¤ļø 3Ā Ā·Ā Hello! Congrats on finishing Arc 4!! Your analyses have been really entertaining to follow, and have made me rethink a ton
Character You Want to See More Of - Probably a bit of an unusual choice but yāall are reading for my opinions so whoopdey doo here it is.
The reason I didnāt go with somebody like Al or Heinkel but instead Miklotov is that this dude blatantly has a bunch of rlly sus things around him that donāt really get addressed at all and are left to implication for somebody to pick up them being weird in the 1st place.
This continues to captivate my attention because Tappeiās modus operandi is leaving hints scattered about to guess at something. Yet Miklotov doesnāt have much detail there despite Tappei having left hints something is up with him.
It contrasts a character like Russell Fellow where Tappei implies something is up with him then leaves sufficient hints around for future plot plays he may make such as the entire Kadomon stuff Iāve harped on endlessly or other things Russell is sure to pick up regarding Subaru Iāve spoken of.
In essence the black void of info (where unlike other major ? marks like Al or Russell I have been able to theorize to get a shape of where they are going) around Miklotov and the jarring nature of the sparse details bucking Tappeiās typical modus operandi has made me more keen to get details on this man.
Least Favorite - Ah Puck. Great character for what he is meant to do. My placing him here comes from my immense dislike of him as a individual.
There is a complete and utter lack of self reflection from him and he is extremely controlling. What makes this even more intolerable to me is that Puck is objectively a failure.
In my eyes itād be one thing if Puck had those traits I naturally find to be the mark of pathetic people IRL but I could tolerate it from a more inhuman POV Puck is operating under if Puck succeeded.
The thing is Puck doesnāt succeed at all with how he shelters Emilia and basically makes his desire to protect her backfire.
In the end results are a concrete part of life and matter more then people like to believe. Yet Puck failed in the only metric that couldāve granted him some absolution in my POV from his dubious operating method.
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A very good run tonight, had a surprising amount of energy, maybe the shoes I was wearing. 8 miles through the neighborhood, then picked up the pace significantly a half mile before the park, then 2 miles in the park, and a half mile more of tempo pace. Wasn''t breathing too heavily, form stayed intact, and the strides lengthened. A great session just before the beginning of the trip.