#strangekiller

let me start this by saying I love barty and xeno. so much.

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✟ they met because xeno was dealing and barty needed a dealer

✟ they're both insane, but xeno hides it behind heavy lidded eyes and lazy grins, barty will genuinely filet someone like a fish for LOOKING at xeno

✟ xeno bites his nails and barty paints them for him

✟ xeno calls barty baby, barty calls xeno pretty boy

✟ xeno has a kleptomania problem and barty encourages it

✟ they are the pinnacle of public indecency

✟ theyre both really chill when theyre high separately, but together theyre just horny

✟ inseparable, barty has attachment issues and xeno just doesn't like anyone else, he hangs out in groups and whatnot but the only person who ever really interests him is barty

✟ scarily codependant.

✟ neither of them have an actual job. barty lives off his inheritance and xeno has drug money

✟ xeno had to stop dealing because barty was getting too jealous of his other clients

✟ long drives, all the time. they drive just to drive and then fuck in the backseat

✟ they very much do not have the fairytale type of love. their love depends on sex and syringes

✟ barty made out with regulus to make xeno jealous. xeno didnt. he joined in.

✟ their shared playlist is 99% rap

✟ they both grew up religious but while barty rejects religion, xeno takes matters into his own hands and starts with witchcraft

✟ cigarette burns and rainy nights

✟ 'she will' by drake has gone triple platinum in their house

✟ their shared apartment is never EVER tidy. never. Xeno's spell things are everywhere, barty doesnt pick up his clothes, there are dishes fuckin everywhere, random bullshit on the floor everywhere

✟ xeno tops. also he has never warmed anything up in his life ever he just lets barty suffer with the mildly uncomfortable cold lube

✟ theyre both fucking simps. they would absolutely kiss the ground the other walked on. or lick it.

✟ FREAKS. what the fuck even is vanilla. theyre genuinely the freakiest kinkiest ever.

✟ barty bites xeno a lot

✟ despite their questionable relationship dynamics they've never broken up. theres been mild foolery with other people but they realised pretty quickly they only really wanted eachother

✟ xeno's fav part of barty is his waist. barty has an obsession with xeno's neck

✟ they have an impressive jewellery collection between them

✟ nobody has clothes specific to them anymore, they share everything from spit to shirts

✟ xeno has snakebites, barty has an eyebrow piercing. both are obsessed with the other

✟ xeno has a frenum piercing and barty LOVES it. but also he was surprised as fuck when he found it because xeno doesn't seem the type