#stormking

sirius is BROKE 😭😭 like he went from being raised around the finer things in life to being bust down broke as fuck. so when he runs into these older gay guys who clearly have cash.... he's scheming from the moment he meets them. alastor and kingsley r both like. wow. look at this shiny new toy we get to play with. so they r taking him on expensive ass dates and LAVISH vacations and he's just their 20something twink there to entertain them. he's not not a sugarbaby... but also he likes them!! alastor is like. giving him career guidance n shit. and kingsley is always giving him life advice. for angst purposes i feel like alastor definitelyyyyy catches hard feelings & genuinely cares for sirius on a very deep level whereas kingsley is like. this is literally a 20 year old nyu student we found on grindr. like he's cool but he's not part of our family ?? chill out. but kingsley and sirius fuck the nastiest which is why kingsley keeps him around. and then sirius is litr just happy to be there !!!!!!!!

ted was kingsleys first crush and andromeda and kingsley def made out at least once and moody and ted slept together "just to check if i was into guys" (they both are ted just thinks bisexuality doesnt exist) . they have weekly brunches and it goes from bad scary politics to "you will not guess who's having an affair w who" in three minutes flat (ted and kingsley like gossip) (alastor and meda think they're above it (theyre definitely interested)) . andromeda's the one who pierces kingsley's ears and laughs at him when he tells her it hurts and moody tattoos ted and it hurts sb ted dies. then andromeda does it and he comes back through the power of #love . they give each other relationship advice but no one knows how a relationship works so they're the picture of the blind leading the blind. theyre health freaks too i fear. andromeda convinces moody to dye his hair at least once. she's also the one who shops w kingsley when he's going through his punk era.

(yes I have written fic for this pairing here and here both of which ar sfw and if you want nsfw...that is also a thing you could potentially find)

(for @marzst4rz )

ohhh i can see the potential… i really can… i’d love to hear more about this ship and their dynamic but i can see myself getting entranced with this ship

Now in color~

Alfred Hrdlicka’s Golgotha, 1963