#stohn

Sarah: We're starting to look like a construction crew.

what if we had chibi stohn figurines and they looked like this

this might be a weird one for most, but I loved the moment John finally finds Nine in tFoT. Nine is all battered and beat up from his fight with Five, but all he can say is 'I got one right through him, Johny' or smth like that. Because, omfg, his first instinct when he wakes up after probably being beaten into unconsciousness, is not to check his surroundings, not to question where he is, not to find his enemy and finish the fight... no, no, no, cuz why would he? His first instinct would obviously be to look at his 'friend' who is holding him oh so tenderly and tell him very proudly about how he almost murdered the traitor, and wait for the latter's approval and appreciation.

John: If there’s one thing I learned from Five, it’s to set people’s expectations real low, so you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing at all. --- Nine: Hey I got you food, pick a number between 1 and 10. Sam: Uh 4? Nine: Wrong, no food for you. Sam: Wait what?! WHY?! NINE PLEASE—! --- One: Adam, can I ask you a question? Adam: You just did. One: Can I ask you two questions? Adam: You just did. One: WELL CAN I ASK YOU FOUR QUESTIONS?! Adam: No. One: Why?? Adam: You did. Just now. --- Eight: Sometimes I talk to myself for no reason. Eight: Me too! --- Marina: I like your top, John! Nine: I have a name, you know. John: *sighs* Why? Why are you like this? --- Marina: I put the pun in punishment. Six: I put the top in unstoppable. Ella: I put the cute in execute. Eight: I put the sexy in dyslexia. --- Einar, trying to flirt with Five: Oh, your life sucks? Haha, me too. --- Sandor: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing. Devekatra: Are you a software update? Because not right now. --- Marina: My hands are cold. Eight: Here, let me hold them. Marina: My lips are cold too. Eight: *covers Marina's mouth with his hand*

John: I want you to apply that to every possible situation

Nine, turning to John: I’ve never had a boyfriend either