Loric Memes

Again with the adaptation (I'll try to shut up, I swear) but if Ethan doesn't look like an aged-up Einar in his 30s then what's the point.

Adam: I hate to say ‘I told you so’— Six: No, you don’t. You would marry ‘I told you so’ and have a baby with it and buy adjoining burial plots. --- Nine, to Five: One universe, nine planets, seven seas, seven continents, and I had the bad luck to meet you. Marina: Hey, that’s not very nice- Five: There are only eight planets, you uncultured swine. Marina: VIVA LA PLUTO, FUCK YOU! --- Nigel: We’re going to have to Scooby-Doo-Split-Up. *To Kopano and Ran* You guys are Scooby and Shaggy. You can search the bathrooms. *To Caleb* Velma, you get the spooky fridge in the basement. Caleb: What? Why am I Velma? And why do I get the… dubious looking device? Nigel: Because only Velma would say “dubious device”. Caleb gets the spooky fridge in the basement. Isabela: And what does that make you, Fred? Nigel: Bitch, I’m Daphne. --- Ella: Sorry, sometimes when I laugh hard enough, I make a screeching sound because I’m trying to inhale and exhale simultaneously. Eight: I'm sorry, it's my fault. --- Einar: I'm not a control freak, but you're doing it wrong. --- Brandon: Time freezing Legacy for one day. What do you do? Sandor: Oh… I’d mildly trouble everyone. I’d shave a one-inch thick line off every thick beard I see. I’d twist all the lightbulbs just a little bit so no one would know when they aren’t working. I’d make every wing on girls' eyeliner just a little bit higher than the other one. I’d tie everyone’s shoelaces together. And then lastly, I’d snip a little hole in every tea bag. Brandon:... Brandon: There's a reason Lorien didn't give everyone Legacies. --- Sarah: Are you guys bringing anything to the party? Mark: Yeah, an empty stomach. Six: My attitude. John: A flagrant disregard for common social cues. Sam: … Sam: Chips.

*Foundation Training* Jiao: Fuck, it's cold. Lucas: Guys, even thugs get cold. Jiao: Lucas that might be true, I don't know how that correlates to you. Einar: You know what they say, a hoe never gets cold. Jiao: So I'm with a thug and a hoe?