#state 28

Of course isnt trouble! I guess I can say day 28

Texas!

Right so, I wasn't really planning to draw Texas as much since It bit overrated state I won't lie ya- and I always been more into states that doesn't get draw as much by other people!

But for you, anything haha.

Though I had most troubles is probably clothes, and hair style, I not sure what I was truly going for and I not sure if I proud of it or not but eh I guess turn out fine? Maybe? Knowing.

I given him golden tooth just like Nevada has, and small scar on his left eye, and I drew a horse because all cowboys need their horses that for sure!

I might redo this one after I done all other states but for now I hope you like this! And I still had drawing the cowboy state!

I'll give you a reward if you return my blue dry erase marker

*Beneath it, not in Alfred's handwriting:*

Watching you panic is reward enough

Alfred: alright. So, I tried to be nice. Obviously that's not gonna work so I'm going to use context clues to figure it out. Texas!

TX: yo

Alfred: 'reward' is spelled correctly and in the last piece of legislation you sent me you spelled your own name wrong, so its definitely not you.

TX: ....

Alfred: NC!

NC: .... yes?

Alfed: the handwriting on the board is reminiscent of a 3 year old and your handwriting is more like art, so! Not you.

NC: ...

Alfred: GA-

VA: alfred are you really going through every state to find one marker?

Alfred: yes.

VA: ... okay, well... why dont you just buy a new one?

Alfred: pffft hahaha! You think that I, the capital of the United States of America, have any money? Lmao that's cute.

NC: ... Are you okay?

AR: ... you mean, like, how to make him like you again?

TX: ...

TX: pfft I dont care if he likes me or anything! Ha! I'm so out of his league and like I've already got a million friends.

AR: ...

TX: And, like, so what if hes got this stupid sense of humor and hes really nice and he sometimes let's me stay with him and helps me when my governor's a dumbass

AR: ...

TX: he can also make some killer chilaquiles and his homemade ice cream is actually pretty good despite him not liking sweets

AR: ....

TX: okay fine yes I want him to like me again. Shut up.

AR: you know what you should do then? It's actually so incredibly easy.

TX: Cool cool cool cool cool what? I can do anything. Fight someone? Got it. I've got friends all over so if he needs someone KO'ed I can do that.

AR: Its actually a little easier than that.

TX: What is it?

AR: apologize. Nicely.

TX: ... pfft okay, yeah sure. Apologize. You're joking, right?

NM: Oh, please, since when has AR ever had a sense of humor?

AR: I-

TX: Hey, NM, when did you get here?

NM: I followed the sound of complete betrayal and here I am.

TX/AR: ...

NM: CO texted me. They want food and I brought some BBQ for them.

TX: lmao what do you know about BBQ?

NM: least I havent pissed off Al

TX: ... Shut up

AR: also let's get back to the point: first of all - I am hilarious! My study group thinks so

NM: dont say that like its cool

AR: NM hush. Second off literally all you have to do is look Al in the eye and say, "Alfred, I'm sorry for whatever is it was that I did." Simple.

CO: or you could join the circus and never have to face him again. Or you could make your own circus. That would be lit.

NM: Hey, CO, how you doin?

TX: Sup, CO

AR: Can we please get back to the point? TX, you need to apologize and joining the circus is not the answer. NM: I'm funny, thank you very much, even if my sense of humor isnt as grisly as yours. And CO: .... CO, why are you even here? Quarantine, remember?

CO:

CO: I miss my friends.

AR: ....

AR: we're all going to die.

......

VA: Hey, Wash, quick question.

Alfred: hmm. What's up, VA?

VA: why is TX acting so weird?

Alfred: its TX

VA: Fair point

Alfred: his govenor thinks church and sex shops are essential, while certain healthcare facilities arent.

VA: What did TX do though?

Alfred: he ate my big cookie.

VA: ....

WA: ....

WA: cultural differences are so amazing aren't they?

FL: ... uhh... what?

WA: it's just that, up here in my neck of the woods, they're call Giant Hornets. Along the west coast they're called 'murder hornets' and in the south theyre called politicians. So interesting, these cultural differences along state lines!

FL: ....

FL: they're called murder Hornets in the south too

KS: *answering the phone* TX, most normal people are sleeping right now, what do you want?

TX: So, if I fed a a goose (geese? Fuck, I hate this language) turkey meat or chicken, would I create a cannibal race of geese?

KS: Texas, go to sleep.

*2 hours later*

KS: What do you want, TX? 

TX: *appears five minutes later looking disheveled*

NY: Hello something-

TX: *Literally the embodiement of masculinity* am I a pretty girl?

NY: ... 

NY: ...

TX: *doesn’t speak, just sips at their drink*

NY: No, see, I’m pretty sure that after that last fiasco with you, a bar, and that old man’s cat, we all decided that you weren’t allowed to drink for at least a month.

TX: *sips drink* I don’t remember agreeing to this. 

NY: *steps forward and snatches the cup out of TX’s hands* Well, I do, and since VA isn’t around to stop you, then I will. 

TX: *shrugs*

NY: *Takes a sip of the drink*

NY: *spits drink out*

NY: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??