#state 48

Cathedral Rock is beautiful at any time of day, but we think it's incredibly stunning at sunset.

AR: ... you mean, like, how to make him like you again?

TX: ...

TX: pfft I dont care if he likes me or anything! Ha! I'm so out of his league and like I've already got a million friends.

AR: ...

TX: And, like, so what if hes got this stupid sense of humor and hes really nice and he sometimes let's me stay with him and helps me when my governor's a dumbass

AR: ...

TX: he can also make some killer chilaquiles and his homemade ice cream is actually pretty good despite him not liking sweets

AR: ....

TX: okay fine yes I want him to like me again. Shut up.

AR: you know what you should do then? It's actually so incredibly easy.

TX: Cool cool cool cool cool what? I can do anything. Fight someone? Got it. I've got friends all over so if he needs someone KO'ed I can do that.

AR: Its actually a little easier than that.

TX: What is it?

AR: apologize. Nicely.

TX: ... pfft okay, yeah sure. Apologize. You're joking, right?

NM: Oh, please, since when has AR ever had a sense of humor?

AR: I-

TX: Hey, NM, when did you get here?

NM: I followed the sound of complete betrayal and here I am.

TX/AR: ...

NM: CO texted me. They want food and I brought some BBQ for them.

TX: lmao what do you know about BBQ?

NM: least I havent pissed off Al

TX: ... Shut up

AR: also let's get back to the point: first of all - I am hilarious! My study group thinks so

NM: dont say that like its cool

AR: NM hush. Second off literally all you have to do is look Al in the eye and say, "Alfred, I'm sorry for whatever is it was that I did." Simple.

CO: or you could join the circus and never have to face him again. Or you could make your own circus. That would be lit.

NM: Hey, CO, how you doin?

TX: Sup, CO

AR: Can we please get back to the point? TX, you need to apologize and joining the circus is not the answer. NM: I'm funny, thank you very much, even if my sense of humor isnt as grisly as yours. And CO: .... CO, why are you even here? Quarantine, remember?

CO:

CO: I miss my friends.

AR: ....

AR: we're all going to die.

......

VA: Hey, Wash, quick question.

Alfred: hmm. What's up, VA?

VA: why is TX acting so weird?

Alfred: its TX

VA: Fair point

Alfred: his govenor thinks church and sex shops are essential, while certain healthcare facilities arent.

VA: What did TX do though?

Alfred: he ate my big cookie.

VA: ....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY STATE 48!   (FEBRUARY 14, 1912-2020)

Did you know that February 14th is Arizona’s birthday? That’s right, in 1912, Arizona became the 48th state. This Wednesday, our great state will be 108 years old. Most people know that Arizona’s state bird is the Cactus Wren, and our state flower is the Saguaro Cactus Blossom. To celebrate our state’s birthday, I thought I would share 10 neat facts about Arizona.

Arizona leads the nation in copper production and the dome of our capital building has enough copper on it to make almost 5 million pennies.

Arizona doesn’t observe Daylight Savings Time and runs on Mountain Time year round, except for one small corner in the northeast of the state.

The London Bridge was relocated to Lake Havasu City. To move it, the bridge was shipped stone by stone.

Kitts Peak National Observatory, located in Sells, is home to the worlds largest solar telescope.

The Gunfight at the OK Corral that happened in Tombstone only lasted 30 seconds, but it is considered to be the most famous shootout in Old West history.

The world’s oldest rodeo is held in Prescott.

Lake Havasu City hold the record for highest temperature in the Western Hemisphere at 128 degrees, reached on June 29, 1994.

Pluto was discovered by Clyde Tombaugh at Lowell Observatory in Flagstaff in 1930.

The best preserved meteor  crater on Earth is located in Winslow. The meteor hit the ground with the force of 150 atomic bombs.