#state 42

WA: ....

WA: cultural differences are so amazing aren't they?

FL: ... uhh... what?

WA: it's just that, up here in my neck of the woods, they're call Giant Hornets. Along the west coast they're called 'murder hornets' and in the south theyre called politicians. So interesting, these cultural differences along state lines!

FL: ....

FL: they're called murder Hornets in the south too

MI: *Vivid flashback to when ON literally screamed at them after some of their civilians drunkenly entered the country via Lake Michigan* Umm, yeah Canadians are real.

FL: *Vivid flashback of angry Canadians on the interstate during the hot Summer months in Florida* Nah, man, I’m pretty sure that Canadians aren’t real

Al: *Vivid flashbacks of his Capital being set on fire by Canadian troops* I’m, like, 90% sure that they’re real. 

BONUS:

WA: *Vivid flashback of BC* I have the sudden urge to fight someone. Or Kiss someone. I’ll figure out which when I get there.

BONUS BONUS

AK: ....

YT: ....

AK: You blink first

YT: No, you blink first

AK: You blink-don’t you dare step one foot in my terri--HEY!

YT: Oh, I’m sorry, you mean like this- *brushes toe over the boundary line*

AK: YOU WANNA FIGHT ME??

YT: YEAH!

AK: YOU WANNA GET YOUR ASS KICKED???

YT: YEAH!!

AK: ....

AK: Are you okay? Do you want some chocolate or something?

CA: wait... you mean to tell me that Alan Turing-The Alan Turing- is somewhere in this building? This very building??

WA: I mean... yes? I think hes busy though and also hes helping the British war effort, so I doubt they'll let you anywhere near-

CA: *off to the side, to a secretary* Schedule me an hour with Alan Turing asap.

WA: wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute: you want to schedule an hour long meeting with a British scientist, but you cant schedule 30 minutes for lunch??

CA: I have my priorities straight.

FL: What?

WA: You’re O Negative. You can give your blood to anyone!