TX: So... DC is kind of angry at me right now any ideas on how to make him less angry?
AR: ... you mean, like, how to make him like you again?
TX: ...
TX: pfft I dont care if he likes me or anything! Ha! I'm so out of his league and like I've already got a million friends.
AR: ...
TX: And, like, so what if hes got this stupid sense of humor and hes really nice and he sometimes let's me stay with him and helps me when my governor's a dumbass
AR: ...
TX: he can also make some killer chilaquiles and his homemade ice cream is actually pretty good despite him not liking sweets
AR: ....
TX: okay fine yes I want him to like me again. Shut up.
AR: you know what you should do then? It's actually so incredibly easy.
TX: Cool cool cool cool cool what? I can do anything. Fight someone? Got it. I've got friends all over so if he needs someone KO'ed I can do that.
AR: Its actually a little easier than that.
TX: What is it?
AR: apologize. Nicely.
TX: ... pfft okay, yeah sure. Apologize. You're joking, right?
NM: Oh, please, since when has AR ever had a sense of humor?
AR: I-
TX: Hey, NM, when did you get here?
NM: I followed the sound of complete betrayal and here I am.
TX/AR: ...
NM: CO texted me. They want food and I brought some BBQ for them.
TX: lmao what do you know about BBQ?
NM: least I havent pissed off Al
TX: ... Shut up
AR: also let's get back to the point: first of all - I am hilarious! My study group thinks so
NM: dont say that like its cool
AR: NM hush. Second off literally all you have to do is look Al in the eye and say, "Alfred, I'm sorry for whatever is it was that I did." Simple.
CO: or you could join the circus and never have to face him again. Or you could make your own circus. That would be lit.
NM: Hey, CO, how you doin?
TX: Sup, CO
AR: Can we please get back to the point? TX, you need to apologize and joining the circus is not the answer. NM: I'm funny, thank you very much, even if my sense of humor isnt as grisly as yours. And CO: .... CO, why are you even here? Quarantine, remember?
CO:
CO: I miss my friends.
AR: ....
AR: we're all going to die.
......
VA: Hey, Wash, quick question.
Alfred: hmm. What's up, VA?
VA: why is TX acting so weird?
Alfred: its TX
VA: Fair point
Alfred: his govenor thinks church and sex shops are essential, while certain healthcare facilities arent.
VA: What did TX do though?
Alfred: he ate my big cookie.
VA: ....
Alfred: normally I dont like sweets or cookies, but this one was made by god herself and was perfect.
