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Ruby: Penny, who is that, and why does she look like you?

Penny: She is a duplicate of me, created by my father's rival, the cruelest inventor of all time!

Ruby: ELON MUSK, YOU SON OF A BITCH!

Ruby: Those pancakes...belong to me.

Nora: I sensed their power level.

Ruby: What you really sensed...was this dick. *points at her skirt*

Nora: ...There’s nothing there.

Ruby: Oh, it’s there.

Nora: You’re pointing at nothing.

Ruby: Just under the skirt.

Nora: I’m getting uncomfortable.

Ruby: All kinds of meat.

Nora: Please stop.

Ruby: Oh, would you look at that. A Valkyrie. Scared of some Rose cock.

Nora: ARE WE RAP BATTLING OVER THE PANCAKES OR NOT?!

Ruby vanishes into a flash of pedals, turns on the boombox, and appears back in her chair.

Ruby: I go first.

I made art of my favorite YouTube animators for Father’s Day. SSJ Carter makes DBZ parodies and rap videos, and he’s a loving father to his son Phoenix.

The other animator is Kartoon Management a.k.a. Toons. He is the creator of the R-Rated and hilarious YouTube animated series “Barry Tales.” He is also a loving father to his daughter Tyli.

I had a good ass day (ft Piccolo)

The sunlight kissed Piccolo's face good morning. It was a nice quiet morning, just how he liked it. Waking up nice and bright, in Goku's bed with the woman of the hour in his arms. He felt a smile form his lips when she rested her pretty little head on his bare chest. At that moment, everything came flooding in from that night.

His smile grew as he recalled all the things they did last night, the things he did, the things he made her say. That was a good night.

He was about to close his eyes and snuggle with her a few more hours when he remembered, he had to babysit Pan. So he crept out of the bed and headed to the bathroom to take a quick shower...'cause boy, did she work him last night. He needed that shower.

After that, he came back into the room to find Chi Chi still snoozing like an angel. Guess he worked her hard too. After putting his clothes on he decided to make her a quick breakfast. He knew she'd appreciate because although he loved to make her scream, he also loved making her feel appreciated.

He quickly placed the breakfast tray next to the bed and let the aroma ease her awake. As she started waking, Piccolo took that as his cue and flew out the window before she could see him.

Landing at the large pink mansion, the Namek was quickly tackled by the little saiyan toddler. He swears she gets older everytime he sees her.

Gohan went out to apologize and gave thanks to him for babysitting before leaving with Videl. As soon as they left, a plan formed in Piccolo's mind.

"Hey kid, wanna go to the theme park? A new ride just opened."

The little Saiyan jumped up with Piccolo's finger tightly in her grip and he took that as a yes.

~

As they neared the theme park, Piccolo quickly abruptly stopped.

When Pan looked at him in confusion he just smirked and summoned the power of the clothes beam on himself to be dressed in his father's attire. The attire of Daimao. Demon King.

"Why'd you change Piccolo?",she asked innocently.

"I just wanted to take you to every ride without having to wait in line.",he responded.

~

They finally landed in the middle of the carnival and immediately all eyes were on them. Or Piccolo that is.

"It's the Demon King!!", someone yelled ending the eerie silence and causing everyone to panic.

Piccolo chuckled. Sure he could've scared them in his usual turban and cape back then but they've all grown accustomed to seeing Piccolo and knew he's a hero. Although they could never tell the difference between him and his father without the turban and with the symbol. Piccolo found that still idiotic.

Once the park was cleared he turned back to Pan who gave him a slight look of disapproval.

"What? It worked didn't it?"

Her frown turned into a smile and she skipped to the rollercoaster. A kid just being a kid.

"Come on Mr. Piccolo!"

~

After a nice no-lines day at the park, Piccolo decided to bring here back home. He changed back to his original attire and they took off.

Once they reached Gohan's house they were greeted by looks of disapproval.

"Great, it runs in the family.",he thought sorely.

Chi Chi was there too but he sent her a look that both excited her and scared her at the same time.

"Piccolo did you–"

"Nope."

"Then who was that on the news.",Gohan siad pointing to the TV that showed a laughing Piccolo in all the commotion with a toddler Pan on his shoulders to prevent the panicking people from taking her.

Piccolo shrugged. "I'm not sure. Guess my father came back from the dead."

"How, when you're he's reincarnation?",Gohan struck back using his logic.

"Dragonballs are powerful my friend.",was all Piccolo responded with.

"Impossible.",Videl added crossing her arms.

Piccolo smirked. Nothing could bring him down today. He's terrible lying even bettered by 100%.

"It always seems impossible until it's done. Do you know who said that?"

"Nelson Mandela?"

"Nope. I just did." And with that he turned to leave. As he reached the door,

"Chi Chi, do you need a ride home?"

She sighed and rolled her eyes to seem uninterested. "I suppose. Just don't drop me!",she yelled to make it more believable.

"Wouldn't dream of it." He opened the door for her and closed it behind him leaving Videl and Gohan dumbfounded by the uncharacteristic actions.

Without warning he lifted her up bridal style and took her home. She snuggle up to his chest and enjoyed the ride.

As they reached her house, he asked,

"Remember that look you gave me earlier?"

She took a moment before answering. "Yeah."

"And since when do you look at me like that?",he whispered into her ear.

It's–its just I–i d–didn't..",she stuttered.

"Y–you d–didn't what?",he teased.

The reached her house and as soon as he landed he tossed her over his shoulder a little less than gentle.

"You could've made my heart drop.",he said dramatically placing his hand on his chest. "Now I'm gonna make that ass drop."

~

Piccolo dropped on the bed, breathing heavily sweat making his body glisten.

Chi chi climbed onto him and rested her messy haired head on his chest.

"How was that?",he asked.

"That was–"

Before she could answer, a large beam of light formed in the sky. That only meant one thing.

"Goku's back."

~

Chi Chi immediately got up and ran into the bathroom. Piccolo who was uncharacteristically calm, stood and looked out the window before thinking,

"I think I'll join her."

He got into the shower with Chi Chi despite her protest but soon she stopped complaining. Heaven only knows why.

They got out of the shower and got dressed before Piccolo headed towards the Saiyan's energy. Bulma's house.

The angel and God of Destruction were stuffing their faces with Goku. Piccolo let out a breath of relief. He was kinda worried about Goku finding him with his wife. Kind of.

"Hey Piccolo!", Goku waved over to him.

"Hey Goku."

"So how was your day going?",he asked before taking another bite of food.