#spidersiblings

Just a little sentimental Oliverse piece I did of Oliver Osnick/Steel Spider having a heart to heart moment with his little sister Sadie Osnick/Spindle.

I did this little piece because since Ollie had a problematic experience as Spider-Kid in his youth, I would think he’d have little moments like this with his sister to make sure she doesn’t make the same mistakes he did.

morgan: yeah I’m shittin’ bricks

peter: wha— you shouldn’t use that word!

•  As always, Pepper would be the only one with a brain cell.

morgan: *approaching a dangerous artifact* ooo what’s this—

pepper, picking her up: nO we don’t touch that—

peter: *holding a glowing, chainsaw sword* oh this is WICKED

pepper, hyperventilating: PUT THAT DOWN RIGHT NOW—

tony: *pokes stephen* hey hey hey hey hey are you annoyed huh am I bothering you what are you gonna do? kill me????

stephen: don’t tempt me... 

pepper, dragging peter and morgan along with her: tONY STOP

•  Strange WANTS to have a brain cell but does he?? No. All his brain cells are occupied with being pissed at everyone for touching his stuff

•  If Shuri is there, she's insulting everything. "Is this the best you've got?? I made something when I was THREE that could run CIRCLES around this— give me ten minutes and I'll design a better version."

•  Harley would break everything. He'd rip pieces of things off like, "Oh, this is cool. Mine. Thanks. Oh and this. Thanks again." He leaves with overflowing pockets

•  Wong would 100% encourage all of their shenanigans. Like, anything to piss Strange off.

wong, looming over strange's bed while he's trying to sleep: hey remember that time I asked you to get me a sandwich?? and you said no???

strange: *half asleep* wh... what? no...?

wong: well I do :) so I invited the stark family over tomorrow :)

strange, shooting straight up: YOU FUCKING DIDN'T

•  In the end, Strange enjoys his time with them!! It's a nice change of pace!! He acts pissed off, but he could force them to leave whenever he wants... and he doesn't!! They're dumbasses, but they're lovable dumbasses. He definitely gives Peter, Morgan, Shuri, and Harley nifty magic things they can keep, and also totally lets them "steal" some

peter, calling strange after he's gotten back home: HAHA I STOLE A CAPE AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE SO IT'S MINE NOW >:)

strange, who left it entirely unguarded, completely by intention:

•  peter would look kinda…

…not intimidating if he found out morgan was being bullied

•  but he would kick the bully’s ass. don’t get the wrong idea. he’d absolutely demolish the bully (only verbally, of course)

•  peter in general?? soft baby who tries to be intimidating. but peter who you actually get mad????? picture an “ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS” vine type energy. an “I won’t hesitate BITCH” energy. “you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday” rambling anger energy. “I’ve got the power of god and spiderman on my side” useless attack energy

•  very grr but truly very small and harmless

•  meanwhile, if tony found out either of them were being bullied, he would be VERY intimidating. like full out intimidating. like overkill intimidating. like he shows up at a kindergartener’s house in the full iron man suit and says, “hi I would like to speak to your parents,” intimidating

morgan: mommy did my hair in pigtails yesterday and sally said I looked dumb :(

tony, cracking his knuckles: who is this sally and where would be a convenient place to dispose of her corpse

morgan: dAD NO

tony: DAD YES

pepper: *sigh* tony please.

tony, sitting down: fair point I rescind my previous statement

•  no, but in all honesty, he wouldn’t be that bad. he’d probably just email a teacher or call the bully’s parents. like they’re bullies but they’re still… children. he’s protective but not beating up toddlers level of protective

•  he’d sit the kid down and have a little chat!! like c’mon if iron man came up to you, a 6 year old, and said, “yo what you’re doing?? not nice my dude” you can’t tell me you wouldn’t instantly be like, “yeah you’re right sir I’m sorry sir.”

•  and even peter’s older classmates would probably just be like

“oh my god it’s tony stark”

•  like all he would have to do is enter the classroom and it would be like

tony: *walks in*

anyone who has EVER wronged someone tony cares about, immediately: yeah imma just say right now, from the bottom of my heart, my bad. 0/10 behavior. not gucci of me.

them, quietly: please don’t blast me Mr. Stark sir

•  tony doesn’t have to threaten anyone

for context, pepper is pregnant and going into labor, but she’s only been pregnant for eight months so tony is freaking out

yes yes you’re all good!! :-) I don’t think any asks of mine have been eaten by the tumblr ghosts yet 🤔

• it probably started because of peter and morgan. like peter found a ping pong table somewhere at the stark cabin (because, in true dad fashion, tony has EVERYTHING in his garage, let’s be honest) and so they drag it out of the garage and start playing ping pong in the backyard or smth

• tony and pepper don’t notice at first

tony: pep?

pepper: *looks up from her book* yeah?

tony: does it seem... quiet to you? in the house? like I don’t hear peter or morgan

pepper: that’s concerning—

peter, from outside: oh cOME ON THAT’S CHEATING

tony: nvm found them

• and thus pepper and tony join in. there’s like a mock tournament because they’re SUPER competitive. like unnecessarily so

• all afternoon, in the house and forest you just hear

clack

clack

clack— click click “NO COME BACK—” “HAHA ONE POINT FOR ME >:)”

• peter starts to use his webs to help. he flipping CATAPULTS the ball when he serves it.

peter, using his web like a slingshot for the ping pong ball: YEET

tony: *gets hit in the face*

peter: VIBE CHECK

• tony has Dum-E play for him, but Dum-E can never win (despite how many times tony threatens to donate him to peter’s high school)

• they all let morgan win

• plus this happens at least once

• around my state, in colleges, people play this game called battleship, where u ride lil boats and use buckets to try to fill other people’s boats with water so they sink. ironfam would play that too when the avengers all come to visit! in the lake outside their lil cabin! peter and morgan are always on the same team :) !!