Cop: So Kid, you want to give us your real name?
SpaceKid: But... I told you it already. It's Neil. Neil Armstrong.

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Cop: So Kid, you want to give us your real name?
SpaceKid: But... I told you it already. It's Neil. Neil Armstrong.

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SpaceKid: Jail is no fun, I'll tell you that. I’ve been there.
Max [in disbelief]: You've been to jail?
SpaceKid: Once, in Monopoly.
SpaceKid: You’ve made an enemy this Friday.
Vera: It’s Tuesday.
SpaceKid: Good to know.
SpaceKid: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that makes more sense.
[still doesnt get it]
SpaceKid: Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Nikki: Because their hands are too short—
Max: Because they’re dead.

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Neris: Do you even know what an amulet is?
SpaceKid: Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and onions!
Nerris: SpaceKid, those are omelettes.
SpaceKid: Oh. Then I’ve got nothing.
Everybody loves pelicans, they bring babies!
SpaceKid
Neil: He’s so insufferable some times.
Max: Remember when he found out he could drink two CapriMoons at once?
SpaceKid, running in with three CapriMoons: GUYS YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS!