I read a fic ages ago that i'm trying to find again. I can't remember if it was on here or on ao3.
It followed a xeno-anthropologist alien on earth. She was a prey species roughly similar to an armadillo. She was sent to earth to do an evaluation of the safety index for humanity in the galactic community. As time goes on she sees more and more signs that this is what the index would classify as a "Deathworld"
If anyone recognises this please let me know what it's called and where to find it
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When humans went to space, they expected themselves to be one of the more advanced species, only to find that space was already very populated. To less advanced, they were predators, and to more advanced, savages. Space is vast, and eventually some humans were kept as novelties.
Guang was excited to foster a human. After all, it had read about how humans would fight anything, eat anything, and survive anything. And though Guang was not strong, it’s partner, Hai, was, and would keep it safe.
The human arrived disgruntled, but Guang was not perturbed. It had heard of their pack-bonding abilities, and was ready to be patient and gentle. It even made sure to pick one that knew the Universal Interplanetary Language, so they didn’t need to wait for translators to work. Guang moved and spoke slowly; they didn’t need anything to slow the communication process more. It bent down to eye level.
“Hello. My name is Guang, it/its, a light alien. I process slowly, so don’t speak too fast. I am glad that you arrived safely. You are called Fern, she/her, human, correct?”
The human flapped her hands, nervous, or maybe excited.
“Human, correct?” she repeated, then spouted out, “Hai is a powerful space fae that was born on earth but left as its magic grew," she inhaled, obviously making an effort to slow her speech.
Guang blinked. It appreciated her effort, but why was she telling it about its own partner?
The human continued, “this is common for fae. Did you know space fae are understudied due to the fact that they are extremely powerful and hard to approach? It’s theorized their power comes from dark matter.”
“Right,” Guang replied, “well-”
“Light aliens are a species often used for service for the ultra wealthy,” the human interrupted. “They are treated as living lamps due to their ability to produce both bioluminescent and electrical light extremely efficiently, as well as their ability to stay still for long periods of time.”
Humans did like to talk, but Guang was unsure if this is what they usually talked about.
“That’s correct,” it replied. It sat down and held out its hand, which the human grabbed and studied. “I was also on a ship from hatching until Hai approached me and I was given to it as a gift. But it treated me as a being, and I learned to think of myself as a being as well.”
“I’m a being as well,” the human said, dropping Guang’s hand and turning to the door. Guang followed their line of sight to see Hai walking in. It had taken a smaller, humanoid form, as Guang had asked it to.
“Hello Fern,” xi said, speaking xir native tongue.
“Hello Fern,” Fern repeated in the same language, approaching Hai. Xi squinted at her.
“Pardon, do you understand what I am saying?” xi asked. The human didn’t reply. She gazed at Hai’s translucent wings, and xi turned so she could touch them.
“She’s been repeating what I say as well,” Guang explained.
“Call the agency and ask. The human should have been told how to introduce itself.” Hai handed Guang a communicator. The human mumbled something about aerodynamics.
“In the broader universe, convergent evolution meant that wings…” Fern started to explain.
With the human telling bits of information in the background, Guang called the agency. It was referred to a specialist that told it that human neurology varied greatly. The human’s behavior was not worrisome, but it may socialize differently than typical humans. If that’s a problem, it could be returned. Guang assured them it was not a problem.
At the end of the fostering period, Hai and Guang had learned much about their visitor. They learned to avoid certain textures, loud noises, and flashing lights. They learned that the human could tell them about almost any alien they wished. They learned that not every human would fight anything, and definitely wouldn’t eat anything.
“Fern,” Guang’s chest had been feeling tighter and tighter as the day to return her grew closer, “we were wondering if you would like to stay?”
Fern was outside with Hai, tending to the various lower species that she had befriended during her time on xir planet. She didn’t turn toward Guang, but she did repeat its words.
“Like to stay.”
“Right,” Guang agreed, “I don’t want to treat you as a belonging to borrow and return. Being once one myself, and knowing you so well… I want you to stay, but I want it to be your own choice.”
Hai looked up at that, then pulled out a translation device and placed it in Fern's hands. She shook it a little, then turned it on.
"I also want this to be your choice. It is a pleasure to have you here, but I will ensure whatever path you want to pursue is available to you."
Fern watched symbols form on the screen: Hai's tongue changed to UIPL for her benifit.
“Humans have a rich history on their planet," she replied. "They fought each other in countless wars. Some wars were for resources; others were for freedom.”
“I didn’t know that.” Guang was silent for a bit.
“Humans want freedom. It’s in their DNA. I’d like to stay.” Fern smiled, and Guang smiled back. Humans were ferocious, tenacious, and violent, but they were also gentle. Fern was proof of that.
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ya know what, i think i do kinda have an April fools thought for ya
we know the humans are space fae au? what about the humans (especially kokichi) introducing the aliens to the holiday, they encourage them to participate in it and everything.
i imagine the holiday's existence certainly would add alot of backing to their preconceptions about humans being some sorts of trickster fae. i mean, what kind of species would have a day dedicated to pranks and trickery but a trickster fae species?
Forgot to post this here, but better late than never (¯▿¯).
From a small side character that i created on the spot for a rp story, Vlyal’y became their own star with their own story.
And I couldn't be more satisfied with their look, I grew fond of this pastel fae.
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What I haven't seen yet, are space Monsters. Not like cool Aliens (there isn't enough of them either though 🤣)
But like, space Ork/werewolf/centaur/etc pirate/scientist/captain
And the fantastic world building options! Centaur space suits! Or how does the many moons/missing earth moon influence lycanthropy??
How do the fae/unseely(?? Sorry dislexya and not English, i hope you know what I mean 😅) fit into the cyber future?
maybe fae-advertisment-dytopia thingy???
Ooh!! Interesting concepts! I think the fae advertising is such a great concept!! Promising much and not technically lying but boy do you have to read the small print carefully…
So I’ve been perusing Humans are Weird/Space Australia lately and I thought of something I don’t think I’ve seen before:
What would aliens think of our language diversity? We have several thousand languages available to us with an insanely versatile array of sounds available for us to incorporate. There are languages like Xhosa that have clicks in them and other unique sounds, and there are languages that to others sound like shouting. Imagine what a species with a language that sounds like a bunch of guttural roars would think when all of a sudden a human figures it out and responded to them like that?