Alright ! ! ~ Who kills the bugs?They go through phases where they kill the bugs. Then they’re like no, we should just bring them outside on a piece of paper. It escalates to the point where neither Simon or Kieren care about the bugs anymore and just live alongside them.Who hogs the sheets? Neither because Simon will cuddle up really close to Kieren who will hold him, and neither of them feel the heat so they can’t get overheated. Nor do they feel the cold, but they liked to pretend that the world is only the two of them beneath a thick blanket on a tiny bed. Who hates mornings?Both of them hate the morning, but Kieren is more willing to get up and start the day than Simon is. Simon will try to convince him to stay in bed, but Kieren will refuse. Shortly after Kieren leaves Simon will no longer want to stay on the tiny bed beneath the blanket by himself so he’ll get up and follow for a joined shower. ^_~ Who’s cranky before they had their coffee? They can’t drink so this doesn’t really apply to them. When they were human, Kieren preferred tea to coffee and Simon would take black coffee with a shot of vodka in it to start his day. It’s not really something he likes to think about it anymore (the amused, but sympathetic understanding on Kieren’s face makes it easier to laugh at) Who doesn’t like their mother-in-law?Both of them have mixed feelings towards each others mothers. Kieren knows that Simon loved his mother very much, so Kieren feels obligated to love her just as strongly especially because of the guilt Simon feels. Simon also respects Sue, but in the beginning felt that the feelings weren’t returned because he is a Redeemed, and also feels like she doesn’t fully understand her son but appreciates that she tries. Who drives?Simon knows how to drive, but Kieren was only starting to get his licence before he died. Simon begins to teach him again, which is fun and hilarious for the both of them because Simon doesn’t fully remember what to do either, so they kind of relearn together. Who gets horny in awkward public places?Simon because sometimes he is so incredibly amazed that this beautiful boy has chosen him despite all his flaws. Sometimes Kieren will get teenage flashes even though he is no longer a teenager because Simon is so unintentionally attractive. Who has a scene phase?Simon had the scene phase while Kieren had the punk rock phase. Both of them are amazed by the pictures and kind of endeared to each other more. Sometimes they’ll dress up in old clothes and roleplay as human teenagers who just met for the first time. It works for them. Who wore braces?Both of them. Kieren got his removed early, and Simon later. They were embarrassed until they saw pictures of one another in braces. Now they avidly discuss with each other how much of a pain it was, even though they secretly think the other was very cute. Who got bullied?Both of them. Kieren for having an attraction to men and refusing to act in the stereotypical masculine fashion, as well as his mental illness. Simon was also mocked for being gay, as well as for being a drug addict later on. Then both of them for being Undead. Who collects ceramic elephants?Neither but they like to give each other weird gag gifts and decorate their houses with them.
