Penny: “Grimm ahead!”
Jaune: “Careful, you don’t want to catch their ligma.”
Penny: “What is ‘ligma’?”
Jaune: “ligma balls!”
…
Jaune: “That was a joke. You guys can laugh.”
Penny: “I do not understand. Please explain the joke.”
Jaune: “Eh, it’s not really a joke if you explain it…”
Penny: puppy dog eyes
Jaune: folds like a lawnchair “Alright, alright. So ligma isn’t actually a thing. So naturally, you ask ‘what is ligma?’ and I say ‘ligma balls’, which sounds like ‘lick my balls’. Which is funny because, you know, you wouldn’t do that.”
Penny: “Well, I do possess a tongue.”
Jaune: slight blush “W-well no, not wouldn’t because you can’t. You wouldn’t because… it’s straight? I think?”
Jaune: whispering “Am I being heterophobic?”
Penny: “I’m afraid I do not comprehend. To install humor driver, insert the correct CDs.”
Jaune: “What CDs?”
Penny: “SEE DEEZ NUUUUUUTS!”
Jaune: “Oh my god.”
Penny: “LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.”
Jaune: “I should have stayed in Argus.”














