Cinder: *Drunkenly singing* I'm a bitch, my name's Jaune Arc, Such a bitch! whose name is Jaune Arc
Cinder: I'm a bitch, yeah I'm a bitch
~~~~~
Bad Guy: She temporarily blinded me!
Emerald: Temporarily? Bitch, you blind forever!
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Penny: *sent out against a small Leviathan* Oh, that's a Baby. I know what to do about this.
Penny: *Adopts the Leviathan* I'm a mom now.
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Blake: *Over Comms* So what kind of donuts do you like?
Jaune: The long ones filled with Cream.
Blake: Oh, so you like dick donuts!
Jaune: No. That's not what they're-
Blake: You like big, long, cream filled dick donuts.
~~~~~
Roman: Did you know I went to Harvard?
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Roman: *Transforms into a werewolf*
Jaune: What just happened to Torchwick?
Elm: OH, he just turns into a Werewolf Sometimes! We're working on it.
~~~~~
Jaune: Hey Ironwood ... How ya doin' bud?
Ironwood: *laying on the hood of a car* The Blonde Blazer and I have ended out relationship ...
Jaune: Yeah, I heard about that ... Sorry for your, y'know ... Loss?
Ironwood: *Sits up, sending Glass shards everywhere* Do you think there is someone else? Perhaps another lover could be the cause of all this ...
Ironwood: Maybe she met a person? A real person. I just resemble one anatomically.
Jaune: ... *About to tell him he kissed Glynda*
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Very Old Woman: Holy shit. Who's this other blonde-haired fuck? How are you! *She hugs Jaune*
Jaune: That's a very aggressive way of greeting someone?
Very Old Woman: look at this skinny milquetoast prick! You're nearly bones, kid! You here to whip these assholes into shape or what?
Jaune: Uhm, I'm sorry, do I know you?
Very Old Woman: Why you all tense? What? It's a hug not a Handjob, lighten up.
Jaune: Be that as it may, I'm still confused.
Very Old Woman: Oh. Right. Cause I'm old as shit. Here, this might jog your memory
She poses in a Running stance
Jaune: Rabbit Run? Oh shit! *She hugs her, for real this time*
Harriet: Yeah, ye fucker. Why're are you accepting hugs from old women you don't know?
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Mercury: *Kicks a guy in the nuts* *Kicks a guy in the nuts* *Kicks a guy in the nuts*
Mercury: *Kicks Jaune in the Nuts* Whups! Sorry Jauney-boy!
Jaune: *Wheeze*
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Glynda's Blonde Blazer. Oscar's Waterboy. IDK who to make Coupe, but I was considering Neo. Yang is Royd. Elm is Malevola. Salem is, of course, Shroud.
Obviously Juniper is Beef (Sorry Zwei)
