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Please note that some may be a bit out of character or may not make sense for the time period (but it's just for fun)

There will be a mix of different eras; there will probably be a good amount of pre RE1/S.T.A.R.S ones.

There may be some minor ships like references of Ada & Leon, Sherry & Jake, or Chris & Wesker, for the sake of some of the quotes

I'll try to tag the sources of the quotes, however I may be unable find them. If you know the original source feel free to let me know!

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Alex: “Ladies and gentlemen” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly, I’m falling asleep already

Alex: “Cowards” on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, to the point, and dramatic

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Wesker, fighting Chris: Huh... This is a new feeling, pride in someone else

Wesker: Unfortunately it's overshadowed by all this unyielding rage

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Chris, threatening a suspect: Just give me an excuse, punk!

Wesker: *drags Chris away*

Chris: Let me at him!

Wesker: Redfield, the hell do you think you're doing?

Chris: Oh, I thought we were doing “good cop, bad cop"

Wesker: And who were you, dangerously unstable cop?

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Leon: I'm playing a new drinking game. It's called "everytime I'm depressed I take a drink"

Chris: That game exists, it's called alcoholism

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Wesker: I'm easy going!

Birkin: I once saw you use a ruler to measure another ruler

Wesker: It was off by half a centimeter. It should never have been in circulation!

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Gideon: My love language? I'd have to say scheming and plotting

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Heisenberg to Lady Dimitrescu: Alright, let's tell each other a secret about ourselves

Heisenberg: I'll go first. I hate you.

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Zeno: Stop saying I look like Albert Wesker!

Zeno: He's dumb and he's insane and I am not insane!

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Zeno: It’s nice to be wanted, you know?

Grace: Not by the law!

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Birkin: You know, people judge me when they first see me, but then they get to know me and they judge me even more

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Sherry: If there's trouble, just throw Leon at the problem, and hope for the best

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Just wanted to let everyone know that I'm going to wait until March 14th before I'll consider making any RE9 posts, after then there may be spoilers!

If this sounds like an issue let me know, I figured that most people will have probably played/watched the game or been spoiled by that point

Chris: Have you considered talking to someone? Maybe seeing a therapist?

Jill: No

Chris: Do you feel better after saying how you feel out loud?

Jill: Yes

Chris: That’s therapy

Jill: I now see that there is value in that

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Wesker: You know, this isn't so bad. I'm here, alone with my thoughts-

Excella: Albert

Wesker: God dammit!

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Wesker to P30 Jill: I like you Jill

Wesker: You do not do things like have opinions

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*A conversion between Birkin, who doesn't sleep, and Wesker, who has a skewed view of childhood*

Annette: I’ve got a big problem. I'm supposed to pick Sherry up from school in 30 minutes but I have to stay late to work on this. Could you handle it?

Wesker: She’s six. She can take the subway

Birkin: Al, that’s crazy. She’s a child. Just call her a taxi

Annette: Or you could just call her sitter to pick her up

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