#source: calebcity

Marinette: I thought I was wrong one time.

Vaggie: I thought I was wrong one time.

Whiteout: I thought I was wrong one time.

Oscar: What?

Jaune: Didn’t I tell you to clean this room *Slapped Oscar*

Oscar: *High-Pitched Crying*

Father: Thanks. This smells just like my baby that-

Claude: WentMissingInABabyOilFactory?

Futakuchi: I thought I was wrong one time.

Leiftan : wait, which element ?

Lance : *smirks*

Leiftan : ... Lance, I promise you, if you say-

Lance : THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE !!

Void Steve: [back against Sabre] Who’s asking?

Sabre:

Sabre: Ok, first off, why do you do that? “Who’s asking?” What do you expect me to say to that? You’re just giving yourself away and-and, what do I say? What do I say after that? It’s stupid. Like, at least try to act like you don’t know English or something. Be more creative! Like, “sorry I don’t speak good - ”

Sabre: Nevermind, I’m getting off topic. To answer your question, I’m the guy that’s gonna catch you.

Void Steve: [turns around] Oh really? With what evidence?

Sabre: Oh, there’s plenty of evidence. Like what’s in the hoodie pocket?

Void Steve: [takes out a reusable water bottle from his pocket] What, this bottle? Why would a simple water bottle incriminate me?

Sabre: Shake it.

Void Steve: [scoffs and shakes the water bottle]

[The water bottle makes a clanking noise, as if a small metal object is inside of it]

Void Steve: You’re smarter than you look.

Sabre: I have reason to believe that you tried to steal a key to a safe that held millions upon millions of dollars. However, I swapped that key with a banana before you got to it.

Void Steve: [stumbles back] ?!

Void Steve: [opens the bottle and shakes its contents out. A banana falls out of the bottle and into his hand] ...Impressive. But I only expected that.

Sabre: Really?

Void Steve: Yes, really. I expected you to swap that out with this banana. [unpeels the banana, revealing a key inside of it] So I managed to steal the key before I stole it and implanted it into the banana that you would swap it with! The one that you have is a fake replica key that I made!

Sabre: Funny you should say that...because I knew you would make a fake key. So I stole the fake key that you made and swapped it with the real one. So that when you inevitably swap the real one with the fake one, you would actually put the real one back in its place! In other words, the one in that banana is the fake one.

Void Steve: Hmm, very clever, but I thought ahead. [takes out a remote] I planted bombs around the city that I could detonate at any moment in several locations if you don’t give me the key right now. Now, what will it be: the key or destruction?

Sabre: [looks conflicted] It’s a hard decision. [shows a battery in his hand] It’s a good thing I don’t have to pick, because this is the battery to your detonator!

Void Steve: I’d be angry...if I didn’t already put the bombs on a backup timer.

Sabre: I’d be pressed...if we didn’t already disarm them.

Void Steve: I’d be upset if I didn’t - 

[Sabre’s phone rings]

Void Steve: You might want to answer that.

Sabre: [answers phone] Hello?

Phone guy: Yeah, I’m calling back this number because your dry cleaning is -

[Explosions and screams come from the phone. Sabre grimaces.]

Void Steve: I knew you would disarm the bombs. That’s why I placed extra bombs at your dry cleaner! You’ll never enjoy unwrinkled clothes again. You’ll have to iron them like everyone else!

Sabre: [looks upset] That sucks...because we located those bombs to your dry cleaners.

Void Steve: [gasps and looks away, feeling afraid] ...I think you missed one detail.

Sabre: [smug and looks away] Not likely. You’re caught, bro.

Void Steve: I’m not even here.

[Sabre does a double take. He realizes that Void Steve hasn’t been in this room. Instead, it has been a smartphone propped up on a chair. Void Steve is voice-chatting through the phone.]

Sabre: What? WHAT?!

Void Steve: I was never there! You’ve been FaceTiming me this entire time!

Sabre: [baffled] No! What?!

Void Steve: This entire time I’m actually in my house. Chilling. You thought you were a step ahead the whole time. Nope, you weren’t even talking to me! I’ve been chilling! I was chill! Good luck! Good luck trying to find me! Good luck!

Sabre: Wait, what do I need luck for? I don’t need a thing!

Void Steve: [arrogant laugh] What do you mean?

Sabre: I’m in your HOUSE.

Void Steve: [visibly frightened] That’s not true!

[Sabre marches to the nearby door and loudly knocks on it. Void Steve hears the knocks and stares in horror at the door, knowing Sabre is on the other side.]

Sabre: OPEN UP.