Caraway: What's 2+2?
Rosemary: Math.
Caraway: I will accept that answer.
Source: litterbox comics
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Caraway: What's 2+2?
Rosemary: Math.
Caraway: I will accept that answer.
Source: litterbox comics
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Rosemary: Ooh, say "I can has cheezburger!"
Olive: ...I...can...has cheezburger?
Source: Lanipator
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Foxglove: Mandrake, for 2391 counts of murder, and many other crimes that seem minor next to 2391 counts of murder, you have been sentenced to death. Have you any last words?
Mandrake: I know Trillium has forgiven me.
Oleander: Is that a joke?
Mandrake: *sobbing* No!
Source: Robot Chicken
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Mandrake: Oh you, you have some nerve. Or are you just thick?
Rosemary: My thickness has has nothing to do with this. Thank you very much!
Source: Vtuber - Nimi Nightmare
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Snapdragon: Look, maybe I can fix it.
Amaryllis: You can't fix a sandwich!
Snapdragon: If you make fun of me one more time, I'm gonna tell everyone we know you named your favorite pillow "Mr. PuffPuff."
Amaryllis: I'm sorry if I offended you.
Source: Drake and Josh
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Triumvirate: What are your names?
Thyme: Don't tell him, Rosemary.
Triumvirate: Rosemary, and?
Rosemary: Good job, Thyme.
Source: Avatar the last airbender
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Sage: Let me copy your homework! Or else there will be consequences!
Snapdragon: ...What is the consequences?
Sage: I'll cry!
Source: nhim
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Rosemary: Why do kittens knead soft surfaces?
Olive: When kittens are babies, they knead their mother's teats to stimulate milk flow, so they keep up the habit of kneading sheets, pillows, and other soft surfaces. Including parts of their owner's bodies. It's their way of showing you affection.
Rosemary: ...
Olive: ...Everything's all right, Rose?
Rosemary: *blushing* Wha-YEAH! Is not like I was thinking anything weird??
Olive: 'Kay...?
Source: rotochoro97
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Snapdragon: Man I want Sage lowkey.
Rosemary: Same...
Snapdragon: Wanna make out about it?
Rosemary: Sure.
Source: SpookyDude1204
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Rosemary: Am I twerking?
Thyme: Nope. That's not twerking.
Rosemary: How about now?
Thyme: Still not technically twerking.
Sage: Ya just gotta arch your back more. Like this.
*twerks with the skill of a thousand masters*
Rosemary and Thyme: ...
Sage: What? Oh, shut up! It's a perfectly legitimate form of cardio!
Thyme: We... haven't said a word.
Rosemary: I've seen the face of God and it's your butt.
Source: darlingsnarl
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Rosemary: It's times like this when I wish I'd listened to what Mom told me.
Sage: Why, what did she tell you.
Rosemary: I don't know, I didn't listen.
Source: Avatar: The Last Airbender
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Anise: Urgh... Must finish... Massive burrito... Gotta... Impress... Wife...
Aloe: Anise, you really don't have to finish that burrito, it's not going to impress-
Anise: OMFF...
Source: keithstack.com
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Snapdragon: For the record, I did not transition to access women's bathrooms.
Snapdragon: I transitioned to have lesbian sex.
Guard: Do you not know that impersonating a Guardian is a serious offense, punishable by death?
Rosemary: Do you not know that sucking my dick is a serious offense, punishable by FUCK YOU?!
Source: Drawn Together
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Sage: I need a girl to kiss...
Thyme: Do you think that just because you're a lesbian, it makes that sentence any less pathetic?
Sage: That was... VERY uncalled for.
Source: Twitter/X
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You keep putting that evil on her, but I gotta admit Snap looks good on her knees and desperate...
Amaryllis: I hope you break your neck, Cal: Bitch, I hope you break your fuckin’ spinal cord
Amaryllis: Hope your lil’ cousin fall off his bike and break his handlebars, I hope you cut your hand on some glass
Cal: I hope a homeless person beat you up, and spit on your ass
Source: I Hope- Jay Lewis (Song)
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