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Dispatch x Ben 10

Robert Robertson III/Mecha Man Blue, Looma Red Wind, Attea

Robert, how hard have your life gotten now that you have to watch over these loose cannon of alien princesses, Looma and Attea, now that they decided to join Z-Team?

X-xx-X

“Significantly,” Robert answered with the exhausted calm of a man whose definition of workplace problem had changed dramatically.

Behind him, Looma was loudly demanding to know why she couldn’t solve every mission by challenging the strongest person present to single combat.

Attea, meanwhile, was sitting in his chair with her feet on his desk, attempting to convince several members of Z-Team that technically overthrowing a local government would make their current assignment easier.

Robert stared ahead.

“Looma thinks excessive force is the opening move. Attea thinks manipulation, blackmail, and regime change are acceptable problem-solving skills.”

A tremendous crash shook the building.

“ROBERT! I HAVE DEFEATED THE TRAINING MACHINE!”

“That was a vending machine, Looma!”

Attea snickered.

Robert slowly covered his face.

Danganronpa x Konosuba

Kazuma Satou, Toko Fukawa/Genocide Jack

Kazuma, how long did it takes this time for things to go wrong now you have Toko/Genocide Jack in your party during your recent quest?

X-xx-X

"Too short... too. Damn. Short." Kazuma replied with an exhausted, bloodshot expression as he looked at Jack laughing maniacally beside the rest of his party.

"We accepted the quest, walked ten minutes into the forest, and she somehow found a bandit camp before our scout did. Then she screamed, 'FOUND MY WARM-UP!' and charged in."

Jack burst into another fit of cackling.

"Darkness chased after her, Aqua started yelling about justice, Megumin demanded to save Explosion for dramatic timing, and I was stuck trying to stop this train wreck."

Kazuma buried his face in his hands.

God of War x Blazblue

Mortal Kombat Intro: Kratos vs Hakumen

Intro 1 — Gods and Heroes

Hakumen: You carry the blood of gods—and their sins.

Kratos: I have carried worse.

Hakumen: Then prove you are stronger than them.

Intro 2 — Controlled Rage

Kratos: Your judgment is too absolute.

Hakumen: Evil tolerated becomes evil victorious.

Kratos: I once believed the same.

Intro 3 — The White Warrior

Hakumen: Spartan. Draw your weapon.

Kratos: I have no quarrel with you.

Hakumen: You will when my blade falls.

Intro 4 — Warriors of Another Age

Kratos: You fight as though nothing else remains.

Hakumen: Duty remains. That is enough.

Kingdom Hearts x DC Comics

Sora, Galatea

Sora, how it been since Galatea have joined your group and helping in your adventures?

“It’s been a real joy having Galatea along on our adventures!” Sora replied with a huge, cheerful smile.

Beside him, Galatea slowly turned her head toward him, wearing a thoroughly bemused expression.

“She’s really strong, she’s saved us more than a few times, and I think she’s actually having fun with us!” Sora continued enthusiastically. “I’ve even seen her smiling during our adventures!”

Galatea’s expression immediately flattened into a deadpan stare.

“I do not smile that much.”

“Sure you do!” Sora insisted.

“No, I don’t.”

Sora merely grinned wider.

Galatea stared at him for several seconds before sighing.

“…You are unbelievably annoying.”

“But you’re still here!”

Galatea paused.

Marvel Comics x DC Comics

Mortal Kombat Intro: Madelyne Pryor/Goblyn Queen vs Galatea

Intro 1 — Copies

Galatea: “We’re both copies of better women.”

Madelyne: “Speak for yourself, imitation.”

Galatea: “I’ll beat that superiority out of you.”

Intro 2 — Goblin Queen

Galatea: “You actually call yourself the Goblin Queen?”

Madelyne: “Mock my crown while you still have teeth.”

Galatea: “Now you’re speaking my language.”

Intro 3 — Jean & Supergirl

Madelyne: “Does Supergirl’s shadow haunt you too?”

Galatea: “No. I intend to surpass her.”

Madelyne: “Then perhaps you’re not entirely pathetic.”

Intro 4 — Magic vs. Muscle

Galatea: “All that magic won’t save you.”

Madelyne: “And all that strength won’t shield your mind.”

“A wet nightmare,” Robert replied dryly.

Malevola slowly turned her yellow-eyed gaze toward him from across the apartment.

“Succubus,” Robert clarified, not sounding remotely apologetic. “Tall, red, horns, tail, ridiculously strong, likes flirting with me, and somehow thinks absorbing people’s life-force and injuries is fun. She checks enough boxes.”

Malevola’s lips curled into an amused smirk as her prehensile tail casually wrapped around Robert’s waist.

“And yet you let this ‘wet nightmare’ live with you,” she purred.

Robert glanced down at the tail before looking back at her.

“Yeah. Starting to think that was my first mistake.”

“Only your first?”

Fandoms: DC, Persona 5

AU: Crossover AU

Characters: Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Power Girl, and Ren Amamiya.

“Not much, really,” Harley answered with a casual shrug. “I was already done with Mistah J for good. Like, done done. No take-backsies.”

She grinned broadly, leaning against Pamela.

“Red didn’t hafta convince me of nothin’. She just helped me realize I deserved better. Karen agreed—and trust me, when Power Girl tells ya your boyfriend’s garbage, ya listen.”

Harley’s grin turned downright mischievous.

“Then Ren came along. Quiet, handsome, gentleman thief, treats us right, makes good coffee…”

She clasped her hands dramatically.

BlazBlue x League of Legends

Vi and Makoto, who would win in a fight between the two of you?

“As much as I’d like to say I’d be the winner, that squirrel chick probably takes it,” Vi admitted with a surprisingly humble shrug, shooting Makoto a competitive grin. “She’s fast, hits like a damn truck, and she’s got enough energy to make me tired just watching her.”

Makoto’s ears perked up as she smirked challengingly, cracking her knuckles.

“Probably?” Makoto repeated. “Sounds like somebody wants another round!”

“Damn right.” Vi slammed her massive gauntlets together. “Just because you beat me doesn’t mean I’m gonna stop trying.”

Makoto grinned wider.

Crossover au original male stud

Fandom:fate x arc system work

Character:Lancer artoria x Ragna

Summary: during the first meeting with lancer artoria and ragna was mess how long did it take for artoria to get him to make her soon food?

Artoria Pendragon (Lancer) folded her arms as she watched Ragna prepare yet another plate, her normally regal expression carrying the faintest hint of satisfaction.

“…One hour,” Ragna grumbled while setting a steaming meal in front of her. “One hour after we met, and somehow I’m already your cook.”

“It was a logical conclusion,” Artoria replied with complete seriousness. “You displayed remarkable culinary skill. To ignore such talent would have been wasteful.”

“I killed monsters, fought psychopaths, and survived the Boundary…” Ragna muttered. “Yet somehow I lose to a king with a healthy appetite.”

Artoria calmly took a bite.

“…Excellent.”

She looked back at him with the same composed dignity.

“If you are already preparing one meal, another is hardly additional trouble.”

Ragna stared at her in disbelief.

“…You planned this from the beginning, didn’t you?”

“I merely recognized an opportunity.”

“…You’re unbelievable.”

“And yet,” Artoria said with the faintest smile, “you continue cooking.”

Ragna let out a long, defeated sigh before turning back toward the stove.

“…Yeah, yeah. Just don’t expect me to enjoy it.”

Crossover au original male stud au

Fandom: konosuba x bleach

Character: kazuma x nemu

Summary: while kazuma was hit on nemu and as she was take him home only for her dad to be wait for him to start experimenting on him,how did the unlucky adventurer get away?

Kazuma’s instincts screamed.

There, standing at the doorway with an eager grin that belonged on a serial killer instead of a scientist, was Captain Mayuri Kurotsuchi.

“Oh? Nemu. You brought home such an interesting specimen. Excellent.” Mayuri chuckled. “Strip him and place him on the operating table. I have several hundred experiments I’ve been meaning to perform.”

Kazuma’s face went pale.

“Of course her dad is a crazy guy…” he muttered under his breath.

Nemu tilted her head.

“Father only wishes to conduct a few examinations.”

“A few examinations!?” Kazuma yelped. “Lady, your dad just called me a specimen!”

Mayuri took a step forward.

“There is no need to resist. Your cooperation is optional.”

“Nope!”

Kazuma immediately cast Sneak.

His presence vanished.

“…Hm?” Mayuri looked around with genuine curiosity.

The front door slammed open.

“YOU’RE NEVER DISSECTING ME!”

Kazuma sprinted down the street at full speed, zigzagging through alleys without daring to look back.

Nemu quietly watched him disappear over the horizon.

“…Father.”

“Yes?”

“I believe he declined.”

Mayuri sighed in disappointment.

Crossover au Orignal male stud au

Fandom:drakengard x dispatch

Character: Robert x Four

Summary: while four does have a crush on Robert what about the the girl that like him?

"Five and Invisigal are pretty blatant about their interest in me," Robert said in his usual dry tone.

"They don't exactly leave much room for interpretation."

He glanced toward Five, who merely flashed him a smug grin.

"They're also… rather hands-on."

Five laughed.

"Hey, if you don't test the merchandise, how are you supposed to know what you're buying?"

Four's face instantly turned scarlet.

"Five!"

"What?" Five shrugged innocently. "I'm just being honest."

Robert continued as if nothing unusual had been said.

"I can also tell that Four and Blonde Blazer have feelings for me."

Four nearly choked.

"I-I do not—!"

Blonde Blazer smiled sheepishly and rubbed the back of her neck.

"…I'm not exactly subtle, am I?"

"Not really," Robert admitted.

Blonde Blazer laughed softly.

"I suppose that's fair."

Five wrapped an arm around Four's shoulders.

"See? Even Mister Oblivious figured it out."

"I'm not oblivious," Robert corrected.

"I just don't pretend people are harder to read than they are."

Four covered her burning face with both hands.

"…Please stop talking."

Invisigal leaned against the wall with folded arms.

"Told you," she muttered. "Guy notices everything. He just doesn't make a big deal out of it."

Five pointed at Robert with an exaggerated grin.

"So you've got the shameless flirt…"

She pointed at herself.

"…the emotionally constipated princess…"

She gestured toward the mortified Four.

"…the awkward superhero manager…"

She motioned to Blonde Blazer, who laughed in embarrassment.

"…and the ex-villain with a hero crush."

Invisigal rolled her eyes.

"You're enjoying this way too much."

"I really am."

Robert finished his snack, brushed the crumbs from his hands, and gave a small shrug.

"So yes."

"I can tell all four of you like me beyond a professional level."

Silence filled the room.

Five broke first.

"…Well."

Kingdom Hearts x DC

Sora, Galatea

Galatea, when Sora first found you, did you tells him everything about yourself or did you keep a few details hidden from him?

"I didn't tell him," Galatea replied without hesitation. "Because I neither knew him nor trusted him."

She folded her arms.

"Why would I tell a complete stranger who I really was? My origins, Cadmus, why I existed... none of that was any of his business. Benevolent intentions don't automatically earn trust."

She glanced away for a moment before continuing.

"Sora kept trying to help anyway. He never pushed me for answers, never demanded an explanation. He just... treated me like a person."

A faint frown crossed her face.

"It was irritating."

After a brief pause, the corner of her mouth twitched upward ever so slightly.

"Eventually, I told him the truth. Not because he forced it out of me... but because he'd already proven he wasn't going to use it against me."

From across the room, Sora rubbed the back of his head with his usual sheepish grin.

"Well, everybody's got stuff they're not ready to talk about. I figured... when you wanted me to know, you'd tell me. Until then, I just wanted to help."

Galatea sighed.

"See? That's exactly what I mean. He's absurdly trusting."

Robert twisted his ankle, nothing dangerous, and instead of hobbling the rest of the way back to his apartment Malevola just picks him up and Princess carries him the rest of the way. She could have just taken a portal and gotten there quickly…but where’s the fun in that

Robert had barely taken three steps before he winced.

“…Ow.”

Malevola glanced over.

“What happened?”

“Twisted my ankle.” Robert rolled it carefully before giving an approving nod. “Nothing serious. I’ll be fine after a day or two.”

He started limping toward his apartment anyway.

Malevola watched him hobble for exactly five seconds.

“…Nope.”

Before Robert could protest, she scooped him into a bridal carry as though he weighed almost nothing.

“H-Hey—”

“Quiet, tiny human.”

“I’m five-foot-nine.”

“And I’m still carrying you.”

Robert sighed in resignation.

“…Fair point.”

Malevola grinned triumphantly and continued walking down the sidewalk.

After a minute, Robert looked at her curiously.

“…Couldn’t you have just opened one of your portals and gotten us home in ten seconds?”

“I could.”

“…Then why aren’t you?”

She flashed a fang-filled smile.

“Because this is more fun.”

Robert raised an eyebrow.

“For who?”

“Me.”

“…Honest answer.”

“And,” she admitted with a smug chuckle, “I get to watch everyone we pass wonder what kind of situation led to a giant half-demon princess-carrying a five-foot-nine guy.”

Several pedestrians did exactly that.

One gave Robert an approving thumbs-up.

Another whispered, “Lucky.”

Robert covered his face with one hand.

“…I’m never living this down, am I?”

“Nope.”

Malevola adjusted her grip effortlessly.

“And if you try to walk before that ankle’s better, I’ll carry you again.”

Robert looked at her for a long moment before smiling.

“…You’re impossible.”

“And yet,” Malevola replied with a satisfied grin, “here you are, letting me carry you all the way home.”

Robert didn’t argue.

Rick and Morty x Megamind

Morty Smith, Megamind

Morty, after your grandpa dropped you off with Megamind for a week, what have you learned during your time with him?

Morty scratched the back of his neck as Rick’s portal reopened.

“So… how was the week with Blue Man Group?” Rick asked while taking a swig from his flask.

Morty smiled.

“…Honestly? It was kinda awesome.”

Rick raised an eyebrow.

“He made me build robots.”

“So do I.”

“He actually explained how they worked.”

Rick frowned.

“…He wore safety goggles.”

“…What?”

“And he had a checklist!”

Rick nearly dropped his flask.

“He labels every invention. He cleans his lab. He even made me wear an anti-explosion suit before touching the death ray.”

“…That’s just inefficient.”

“And whenever something exploded, he’d say, ‘Excellent! Now we know what not to do next!’ instead of yelling at me.”

Rick looked mildly offended.

Morty continued.

“He also said being the smartest guy in the room doesn’t mean anything if nobody wants to be around you.”

Silence.

“…He actually eats meals at a table.”

“…Monster.”

“And every night he’d ask, ‘Morty, what did you learn today?’”

Rick stared blankly into space.

“…Anything else?”

Morty grinned.

“Yeah.”

“What?”

“I learned there’s a difference between being a genius…”

He thought back to Megamind proudly showing off one of his newest gadgets while happily accepting constructive criticism from Minion.

“…and being a good person who just happens to be a genius.”

Rick sighed.

“…I’m never leaving you with the blue nerd again.”

“Too late.”

“What?”

“He’s invited us over next month.”

Rick groaned.

“…He’s going to organize the garage, isn’t he?”

Morty smiled innocently.

“…He already emailed you a color-coded storage plan.”

Rick immediately pulled out his phone.

Konosuba x Danganronpa

Kazuma Satou, Toko Fukawa/Genocide Jack

Kazuma, did you ever thought that your party would attract the attention of a split personality assassin named Toko who wants both to join your group and kill you guys?

“….” Kazuma had the look of a man who was done with life as he looked at Toko Fukawa.

“…Kyehehehehe! This world’s GREAT! No police! No detectives! Just monsters and adventurers!” Genocide Jack cackled, twirling her bloodstained scissors between her fingers. “And you know what else? I found the PERFECT party!”

Kazuma slowly rubbed his temples.

“…Why us?”

“Because you’re entertaining!”

“I don’t want to be entertaining.”

“You’ve got a useless goddess, an explosion maniac, a masochistic crusader…” Jack counted on her fingers before pointing both scissors at him. “…and YOU! The sneaky little leader with survival instincts! It’s like watching a comedy before the massacre!”

Kazuma sighed.

“…We’re being reviewed by a serial killer.”

Aqua puffed out her chest.

“Excuse me! I’m a goddess!”

Jack looked her up and down.

“Five minutes with you and I can already tell you’re the comic relief.”

“W-What!?”

Megumin folded her arms proudly.

“If you seek to join us, know that my Explosion magic is the strongest—”

“Yes, yes, one spell and then you faceplant. Heard about it.”

Megumin froze.

“How did you—”

“Guild gossip.”

Darkness stepped forward.

“If you truly wish to travel with us, then tell us your motive.”

Jack grinned so wide it looked painful.

“I wanna stab monsters…”

She raised one finger.

“…earn money…”

A second finger.

“…write romance advice for gloomy Miss Novelist…”

A third finger.

“…and maybe kill one of you someday if you become boring!”

Silence.

Kazuma stared into the middle distance.

“…See? This is why I don’t make friends anymore.”

Toko suddenly resurfaced with a horrified gasp.

“D-Don’t listen to her! I-I don’t actually w-want to kill anyone! I-I just… I-I thought adventuring m-might help…”

Jack instantly took over again.

“Speak for yourself! I absolutely want to kill monsters!”

Kazuma blinked.

“…Only monsters?”

“…Mostly.”

“…Mostly?”

“Kyehehehehe!”

Kazuma turned toward the guild receptionist.

“Is there seriously no background check for assassins?”

The receptionist flipped through a stack of paperwork.

“Well… technically she’s applying as a Monster Extermination Specialist.”

“…That’s an actual classification?”

“It pays taxes.”

Kazuma let out the exhausted sigh of a man who had completely given up resisting fate.

“…Fine.”

Everyone looked at him.

“But if she starts laughing like that during stealth missions…”

Jack was already cackling.

Crossover Crack Ship: Sora (Kingdom Hearts) x Galatea

Soratea/Starlight Hearts

Sora:

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Galatea: