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Fandoms: DC, Persona 5

AU: Crossover AU

Characters: Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Power Girl, and Ren Amamiya.

“Not much, really,” Harley answered with a casual shrug. “I was already done with Mistah J for good. Like, done done. No take-backsies.”

She grinned broadly, leaning against Pamela.

“Red didn’t hafta convince me of nothin’. She just helped me realize I deserved better. Karen agreed—and trust me, when Power Girl tells ya your boyfriend’s garbage, ya listen.”

Harley’s grin turned downright mischievous.

“Then Ren came along. Quiet, handsome, gentleman thief, treats us right, makes good coffee…”

She clasped her hands dramatically.

BlazBlue x League of Legends

Vi and Makoto, who would win in a fight between the two of you?

“As much as I’d like to say I’d be the winner, that squirrel chick probably takes it,” Vi admitted with a surprisingly humble shrug, shooting Makoto a competitive grin. “She’s fast, hits like a damn truck, and she’s got enough energy to make me tired just watching her.”

Makoto’s ears perked up as she smirked challengingly, cracking her knuckles.

“Probably?” Makoto repeated. “Sounds like somebody wants another round!”

“Damn right.” Vi slammed her massive gauntlets together. “Just because you beat me doesn’t mean I’m gonna stop trying.”

Makoto grinned wider.

Crossover au original male stud

Fandom:fate x arc system work

Character:Lancer artoria x Ragna

Summary: during the first meeting with lancer artoria and ragna was mess how long did it take for artoria to get him to make her soon food?

Artoria Pendragon (Lancer) folded her arms as she watched Ragna prepare yet another plate, her normally regal expression carrying the faintest hint of satisfaction.

“…One hour,” Ragna grumbled while setting a steaming meal in front of her. “One hour after we met, and somehow I’m already your cook.”

“It was a logical conclusion,” Artoria replied with complete seriousness. “You displayed remarkable culinary skill. To ignore such talent would have been wasteful.”

“I killed monsters, fought psychopaths, and survived the Boundary…” Ragna muttered. “Yet somehow I lose to a king with a healthy appetite.”

Artoria calmly took a bite.

“…Excellent.”

She looked back at him with the same composed dignity.

“If you are already preparing one meal, another is hardly additional trouble.”

Ragna stared at her in disbelief.

“…You planned this from the beginning, didn’t you?”

“I merely recognized an opportunity.”

“…You’re unbelievable.”

“And yet,” Artoria said with the faintest smile, “you continue cooking.”

Ragna let out a long, defeated sigh before turning back toward the stove.

“…Yeah, yeah. Just don’t expect me to enjoy it.”

Crossover au original male stud au

Fandom: konosuba x bleach

Character: kazuma x nemu

Summary: while kazuma was hit on nemu and as she was take him home only for her dad to be wait for him to start experimenting on him,how did the unlucky adventurer get away?

Kazuma’s instincts screamed.

There, standing at the doorway with an eager grin that belonged on a serial killer instead of a scientist, was Captain Mayuri Kurotsuchi.

“Oh? Nemu. You brought home such an interesting specimen. Excellent.” Mayuri chuckled. “Strip him and place him on the operating table. I have several hundred experiments I’ve been meaning to perform.”

Kazuma’s face went pale.

“Of course her dad is a crazy guy…” he muttered under his breath.

Nemu tilted her head.

“Father only wishes to conduct a few examinations.”

“A few examinations!?” Kazuma yelped. “Lady, your dad just called me a specimen!”

Mayuri took a step forward.

“There is no need to resist. Your cooperation is optional.”

“Nope!”

Kazuma immediately cast Sneak.

His presence vanished.

“…Hm?” Mayuri looked around with genuine curiosity.

The front door slammed open.

“YOU’RE NEVER DISSECTING ME!”

Kazuma sprinted down the street at full speed, zigzagging through alleys without daring to look back.

Nemu quietly watched him disappear over the horizon.

“…Father.”

“Yes?”

“I believe he declined.”

Mayuri sighed in disappointment.

Crossover au Orignal male stud au

Fandom:drakengard x dispatch

Character: Robert x Four

Summary: while four does have a crush on Robert what about the the girl that like him?

"Five and Invisigal are pretty blatant about their interest in me," Robert said in his usual dry tone.

"They don't exactly leave much room for interpretation."

He glanced toward Five, who merely flashed him a smug grin.

"They're also… rather hands-on."

Five laughed.

"Hey, if you don't test the merchandise, how are you supposed to know what you're buying?"

Four's face instantly turned scarlet.

"Five!"

"What?" Five shrugged innocently. "I'm just being honest."

Robert continued as if nothing unusual had been said.

"I can also tell that Four and Blonde Blazer have feelings for me."

Four nearly choked.

"I-I do not—!"

Blonde Blazer smiled sheepishly and rubbed the back of her neck.

"…I'm not exactly subtle, am I?"

"Not really," Robert admitted.

Blonde Blazer laughed softly.

"I suppose that's fair."

Five wrapped an arm around Four's shoulders.

"See? Even Mister Oblivious figured it out."

"I'm not oblivious," Robert corrected.

"I just don't pretend people are harder to read than they are."

Four covered her burning face with both hands.

"…Please stop talking."

Invisigal leaned against the wall with folded arms.

"Told you," she muttered. "Guy notices everything. He just doesn't make a big deal out of it."

Five pointed at Robert with an exaggerated grin.

"So you've got the shameless flirt…"

She pointed at herself.

"…the emotionally constipated princess…"

She gestured toward the mortified Four.

"…the awkward superhero manager…"

She motioned to Blonde Blazer, who laughed in embarrassment.

"…and the ex-villain with a hero crush."

Invisigal rolled her eyes.

"You're enjoying this way too much."

"I really am."

Robert finished his snack, brushed the crumbs from his hands, and gave a small shrug.

"So yes."

"I can tell all four of you like me beyond a professional level."

Silence filled the room.

Five broke first.

"…Well."

Kingdom Hearts x DC

Sora, Galatea

Galatea, when Sora first found you, did you tells him everything about yourself or did you keep a few details hidden from him?

"I didn't tell him," Galatea replied without hesitation. "Because I neither knew him nor trusted him."

She folded her arms.

"Why would I tell a complete stranger who I really was? My origins, Cadmus, why I existed... none of that was any of his business. Benevolent intentions don't automatically earn trust."

She glanced away for a moment before continuing.

"Sora kept trying to help anyway. He never pushed me for answers, never demanded an explanation. He just... treated me like a person."

A faint frown crossed her face.

"It was irritating."

After a brief pause, the corner of her mouth twitched upward ever so slightly.

"Eventually, I told him the truth. Not because he forced it out of me... but because he'd already proven he wasn't going to use it against me."

From across the room, Sora rubbed the back of his head with his usual sheepish grin.

"Well, everybody's got stuff they're not ready to talk about. I figured... when you wanted me to know, you'd tell me. Until then, I just wanted to help."

Galatea sighed.

"See? That's exactly what I mean. He's absurdly trusting."

Robert twisted his ankle, nothing dangerous, and instead of hobbling the rest of the way back to his apartment Malevola just picks him up and Princess carries him the rest of the way. She could have just taken a portal and gotten there quickly…but where’s the fun in that

Robert had barely taken three steps before he winced.

“…Ow.”

Malevola glanced over.

“What happened?”

“Twisted my ankle.” Robert rolled it carefully before giving an approving nod. “Nothing serious. I’ll be fine after a day or two.”

He started limping toward his apartment anyway.

Malevola watched him hobble for exactly five seconds.

“…Nope.”

Before Robert could protest, she scooped him into a bridal carry as though he weighed almost nothing.

“H-Hey—”

“Quiet, tiny human.”

“I’m five-foot-nine.”

“And I’m still carrying you.”

Robert sighed in resignation.

“…Fair point.”

Malevola grinned triumphantly and continued walking down the sidewalk.

After a minute, Robert looked at her curiously.

“…Couldn’t you have just opened one of your portals and gotten us home in ten seconds?”

“I could.”

“…Then why aren’t you?”

She flashed a fang-filled smile.

“Because this is more fun.”

Robert raised an eyebrow.

“For who?”

“Me.”

“…Honest answer.”

“And,” she admitted with a smug chuckle, “I get to watch everyone we pass wonder what kind of situation led to a giant half-demon princess-carrying a five-foot-nine guy.”

Several pedestrians did exactly that.

One gave Robert an approving thumbs-up.

Another whispered, “Lucky.”

Robert covered his face with one hand.

“…I’m never living this down, am I?”

“Nope.”

Malevola adjusted her grip effortlessly.

“And if you try to walk before that ankle’s better, I’ll carry you again.”

Robert looked at her for a long moment before smiling.

“…You’re impossible.”

“And yet,” Malevola replied with a satisfied grin, “here you are, letting me carry you all the way home.”

Robert didn’t argue.

Rick and Morty x Megamind

Morty Smith, Megamind

Morty, after your grandpa dropped you off with Megamind for a week, what have you learned during your time with him?

Morty scratched the back of his neck as Rick’s portal reopened.

“So… how was the week with Blue Man Group?” Rick asked while taking a swig from his flask.

Morty smiled.

“…Honestly? It was kinda awesome.”

Rick raised an eyebrow.

“He made me build robots.”

“So do I.”

“He actually explained how they worked.”

Rick frowned.

“…He wore safety goggles.”

“…What?”

“And he had a checklist!”

Rick nearly dropped his flask.

“He labels every invention. He cleans his lab. He even made me wear an anti-explosion suit before touching the death ray.”

“…That’s just inefficient.”

“And whenever something exploded, he’d say, ‘Excellent! Now we know what not to do next!’ instead of yelling at me.”

Rick looked mildly offended.

Morty continued.

“He also said being the smartest guy in the room doesn’t mean anything if nobody wants to be around you.”

Silence.

“…He actually eats meals at a table.”

“…Monster.”

“And every night he’d ask, ‘Morty, what did you learn today?’”

Rick stared blankly into space.

“…Anything else?”

Morty grinned.

“Yeah.”

“What?”

“I learned there’s a difference between being a genius…”

He thought back to Megamind proudly showing off one of his newest gadgets while happily accepting constructive criticism from Minion.

“…and being a good person who just happens to be a genius.”

Rick sighed.

“…I’m never leaving you with the blue nerd again.”

“Too late.”

“What?”

“He’s invited us over next month.”

Rick groaned.

“…He’s going to organize the garage, isn’t he?”

Morty smiled innocently.

“…He already emailed you a color-coded storage plan.”

Rick immediately pulled out his phone.

Konosuba x Danganronpa

Kazuma Satou, Toko Fukawa/Genocide Jack

Kazuma, did you ever thought that your party would attract the attention of a split personality assassin named Toko who wants both to join your group and kill you guys?

“….” Kazuma had the look of a man who was done with life as he looked at Toko Fukawa.

“…Kyehehehehe! This world’s GREAT! No police! No detectives! Just monsters and adventurers!” Genocide Jack cackled, twirling her bloodstained scissors between her fingers. “And you know what else? I found the PERFECT party!”

Kazuma slowly rubbed his temples.

“…Why us?”

“Because you’re entertaining!”

“I don’t want to be entertaining.”

“You’ve got a useless goddess, an explosion maniac, a masochistic crusader…” Jack counted on her fingers before pointing both scissors at him. “…and YOU! The sneaky little leader with survival instincts! It’s like watching a comedy before the massacre!”

Kazuma sighed.

“…We’re being reviewed by a serial killer.”

Aqua puffed out her chest.

“Excuse me! I’m a goddess!”

Jack looked her up and down.

“Five minutes with you and I can already tell you’re the comic relief.”

“W-What!?”

Megumin folded her arms proudly.

“If you seek to join us, know that my Explosion magic is the strongest—”

“Yes, yes, one spell and then you faceplant. Heard about it.”

Megumin froze.

“How did you—”

“Guild gossip.”

Darkness stepped forward.

“If you truly wish to travel with us, then tell us your motive.”

Jack grinned so wide it looked painful.

“I wanna stab monsters…”

She raised one finger.

“…earn money…”

A second finger.

“…write romance advice for gloomy Miss Novelist…”

A third finger.

“…and maybe kill one of you someday if you become boring!”

Silence.

Kazuma stared into the middle distance.

“…See? This is why I don’t make friends anymore.”

Toko suddenly resurfaced with a horrified gasp.

“D-Don’t listen to her! I-I don’t actually w-want to kill anyone! I-I just… I-I thought adventuring m-might help…”

Jack instantly took over again.

“Speak for yourself! I absolutely want to kill monsters!”

Kazuma blinked.

“…Only monsters?”

“…Mostly.”

“…Mostly?”

“Kyehehehehe!”

Kazuma turned toward the guild receptionist.

“Is there seriously no background check for assassins?”

The receptionist flipped through a stack of paperwork.

“Well… technically she’s applying as a Monster Extermination Specialist.”

“…That’s an actual classification?”

“It pays taxes.”

Kazuma let out the exhausted sigh of a man who had completely given up resisting fate.

“…Fine.”

Everyone looked at him.

“But if she starts laughing like that during stealth missions…”

Jack was already cackling.

Crossover Crack Ship: Sora (Kingdom Hearts) x Galatea

Soratea/Starlight Hearts

Sora:

X

Galatea:

Crossover au original male stud au

Fandom:Fate x arc system work

Crossover crackship

Character:Ragna x lancer artoria

Bloodlance/Ragtoria

Ragna the Bloodedge:

X

Artoria Pendragon (Lancer Class):

Original male stud au

Fandom bleach

Character: Ichigo x nemu

Summary: when nemu ask you out where you suspicious of it ichigo?

“Considering who her father is, and I haven’t exactly spent much time with her…” Ichigo admitted with a wary glance toward Nemu.

“You can’t really blame me for being cautious.”

Nemu tilted her head. “You believe Captain Kurotsuchi ordered this.”

“I’d be lying if I said the thought didn’t cross my mind,” Ichigo answered honestly. “When the daughter of the guy who’s tried to dissect me asks me out, my first instinct isn’t ‘this is a date.’ It’s ‘where’s the hidden camera… or the poison?’”

For a brief moment, Nemu simply stared at him.

“…A reasonable conclusion,” she replied with complete sincerity. “However, this invitation was my own decision.”

Ichigo studied her expression, expecting some hint of deception.

There wasn’t any.

After a long sigh, he scratched the back of his head.

“…Alright. I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt.”

A faint, almost imperceptible smile appeared on Nemu’s face.

“I appreciate your willingness to trust me, Kurosaki Ichigo.”

“…Just don’t tell your dad where we’re going.”

“I had no intention of doing so.”

Original male stud au or crossover au

Fandoms:Drakengard 3

Character:Four

Summary:is there anyone that four has her eye on?

“I don’t want to answer that question.”

Four’s cheeks turned a delicate shade of pink as she folded her arms with practiced dignity.

“…Next question.”

Five immediately followed her gaze.

“…Wait.”

Five grinned.

“…Are you looking at him?”

Across the room, Robert Robertson III sat in complete silence, casually eating a Twinkie while patiently enduring yet another barrage of shameless flirting from Five.

“…”

“…”

“…He’s eating while you’re flirting with him,” Four muttered.

Robert simply took another bite.

Five pouted.

“He’s impossible.”

“He seems…” Four hesitated.

“…Dependable.”

Five’s grin widened into something positively devilish.

“Oho? Dependable?”

“I did not say I was interested.”

“You literally haven’t looked away.”

“I am observing.”

“His jawline?”

“…His composure.”

“The broad shoulders?”

“…His discipline.”

“The way he completely ignores me?”

Four’s face turned even redder.

“…That too.”

Five burst into laughter.

“I knew it! Little Miss Proper has a crush!”

“I do not!”

Robert finally glanced over, swallowed his snack, and asked in his usual deadpan voice,

“…Are you two done?”

Four immediately looked away.

“…No comment.”

Five threw an arm around the blushing Intoner’s shoulders.

“Congratulations, Rob. You’ve somehow made the only virgin among the Intoners too embarrassed to even admit you’re handsome.”

Robert blinked once.

“…Neat.”

He took another bite of his Twinkie.

Malevola kabedons Robert to see if she can make him flustered. Does that actually work on someone like him?

Robert looked at the towering half-demon who cornered him with a feisty smile.

“Can I help you, Malevola?” Robert asked, calm and unfazed.

Malevola planted one hand against the wall beside his head, leaning in with a confident grin.

“I’ve heard this little move makes humans lose their minds.” Her crimson eyes sparkled mischievously. “So… flustered yet?”

Robert blinked once.

“…No.”

Malevola narrowed her eyes.

“No racing heartbeat?”

“No.”

“Awkward panic?”

“No.”

“Desperate urge to kiss me?”

Robert considered the question for a moment.

“I think you’re standing too close to the fire alarm.”

“…What?”

“You’re taller than me. If it goes off, you’ll probably hit your head first.”

Malevola stared.

“…That’s your concern?”

“It seems like the most immediate problem.”

Silence.

Then Malevola sighed dramatically and let her forehead thunk against the wall.

“…Dispatch lied to me.”

Robert tilted his head.

“About what?”

“They said this worked on cute guys.”

“It probably does.”

“…Just not you?”

Robert shrugged.

“I’ve been threatened by supervillains, interrogated by government agencies, and had Courtney yell at me for thirty-seven consecutive minutes. A pretty woman standing close to me isn’t exactly high on the intimidation scale.”

Malevola couldn’t help laughing.

“Well… I guess making you flustered is going to take a lot more than a kabedon.”

Robert smiled faintly.

“Probably. Though I appreciate the effort.”

Malevola grinned back.

What happens when Robert meets up with Courtney, and this is what he sees her in?

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Robert stopped in his tracks.

Standing in front of him was Invisigal—Courtney—wearing an elegant white wedding dress complete with lace sleeves, a veil, and a bouquet of red roses. She looked entirely too confident for someone who had apparently decided to ambush him with what looked suspiciously like a wedding.

He stared.

She stared back with a smug smile.

“…Really?” Robert asked in a tone of pure, deadpan exhaustion.

Courtney placed a hand on her hip.

“What?”

“You’ve gone from threatening me…”

He gestured vaguely at the dress.

“…to whatever this is.”

She tilted her head innocently.

“I don’t see the problem.”

“The problem,” Robert replied flatly, “is that you’re dressed like we’re about to get married.”

“We are getting married.”

Robert blinked once.

“No.”

Courtney pointed at him with the bouquet.

“Incorrect.”

“I don’t remember proposing.”

“You don’t have to.”

“…That’s not how that works.”

“It does now.”

Robert pinched the bridge of his nose.

“I am ninety-nine percent sure weddings require two people agreeing.”

Courtney smiled with complete confidence.

“I agreed enough for both of us.”

“That’s still one person.”

She stepped closer until she was only a foot away.

“We are getting married tomorrow afternoon.”

“Tomorrow?”

“Yes.”

“I have plans.”

“You don’t anymore.”

“I wasn’t asking.”

“I know.”

Robert sighed the sigh of a man who’d already accepted that reality had stopped making sense the moment he’d met her.

“…Did you reserve a venue?”

“Three.”

“Catering?”

“Done.”

“Guests?”

“They already received invitations.”

Robert slowly looked toward the sky.

“Is… is anyone going to question this?”

“No.”

“Why?”

“They’re all taking bets on how long it’ll take before you accidentally say ‘I do.’”

“…Traitors.”

Courtney grinned wider.

“I also picked out matching rings.”

Robert looked back at her.

“You planned all this before talking to me?”

“I planned it after our third conversation.”

“We argued during our third conversation.”

“I know.”

“You threatened to throw me through a wall.”

“I was flirting.”

“…That explains absolutely nothing.”

Courtney leaned forward with an unmistakably satisfied smile.

“It explains everything.”

Robert was silent for a long moment.

Then he looked at the bouquet.

“…Are those real roses?”

“They are.”

“They’re nice.”

“I knew you’d like them.”

Another pause.

“…Still not marrying you.”

Courtney simply smiled, completely unbothered.

“We’ll circle back to that.”

Robert sighed again, already walking away.

“I am surrounded by lunatics…”

MK Intro

Megamind vs Handsome Jack

Mortal Kombat Intros — Megamind vs. Handsome Jack

Intro One — Superior Intellect

Handsome Jack: Finally, a worthy intellectual opponent.

Megamind: Your face alone disproves that statement.

Handsome Jack: Great. Now I have to kill another sarcastic blue alien.

Intro Two — Presentation

Megamind: You call yourself a supervillain?

Handsome Jack: Buddy, I own a moon base, an army, and an entire planet.

Megamind: But where is your presentation?!

Intro Three — Hero Complex

Handsome Jack: Everyone thinks they’re the hero of their own story.

Megamind: I actually became one. You merely rewrote the reviews.

Handsome Jack: Let’s see how heroic you look without a spine.

Intro Four — Battle of Egos

Megamind: That mask cannot possibly contain your entire ego.

Handsome Jack: Says the guy whose forehead has its own gravitational pull.