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God of War x Inuyasha

Kratos, Sesshomaru

Kratos, how surprised were you when you encounter Sesshomaru, a powerful dog demon, during your travel in Japan?

Kratos’ expression hardened as he remembered the encounter.

“Surprised? Yes. Frightened? No.”

He folded his arms, gaze distant.

“I have faced gods, monsters, dragons, and creatures born from realms men were never meant to enter. Yet Sesshomaru was… different.”

Kratos remembered the silver-haired demon standing calmly before him, showing neither fear nor needless aggression.

“He carried himself like a warrior who knew precisely how dangerous he was. No boasting. No wasted movement. His presence alone warned others to keep their distance.”

Kratos gave a faint grunt of approval.

“When I learned he was a dog demon, I expected a beast.”

His eyes narrowed.

“Instead, I found a swordsman.”

Sesshomaru, standing nearby, regarded him coolly.

“And I expected the foreigner to be merely human.”

Kratos slowly looked toward him.

Sesshomaru’s golden eyes narrowed.

Konosuba x Danganronpa

Kazuma Satou, Toko Fukawa/Genocide Jack

Kazuma, how much money did you guys lose after Toko killed the guy who hired your party?

“…Thirty-seven million eris.”

Kazuma’s voice was completely hollow.

He sat hunched over the guild table, staring at an itemized bill with dead, empty eyes.

“We lost the quest reward, the completion bonus, our advance payment, and had to reimburse the guy’s family because apparently ‘your party member murdered the client’ violates several guild regulations.”

Toko shrank behind her hands. “I-I said I was sorry…”

Genocide Jack surfaced with a grin.

“Kyehehehe! He was annoying!”

“THAT DOESN’T MAKE MURDER FREE!”

Kazuma slammed his forehead against the table.

“Thirty-seven million eris… We somehow completed a quest and became poorer.”

Aqua patted his shoulder.

Kazuma immediately glared at her.

“And somehow this wasn’t even Aqua’s fault.”

Kingdom Hearts x Type Moon

Mortal Kombat Intro: Sora vs Artoria Pendragon (Lancer)

Intro 1

Sora: “A king is supposed to protect her people!”

Artoria: “A king must sometimes choose duty over mercy.”

Sora: “Then maybe you’ve forgotten what being a king means.”

X-xx-X

Intro 2

Artoria: “You approach Camelot without hesitation.”

Sora: “I’m nervous. That doesn’t mean I’m backing down.”

Artoria: “Courage despite fear. Worthy.”

X-xx-X

Intro 3

Sora: “That spear feels almost as dangerous as a Keyblade.”

Artoria: “Rhongomyniad is no mere spear, young warrior.”

Sora: “Guess I’ll have to see what it can really do!”

X-xx-X

Intro 4

Artoria: “Would you truly raise your weapon against a king?”

Sora: “If that king is hurting innocent people? Yeah.”

Fandom: Dispatch x Danganronpa x Marvel x DC Comics

Characters: Robert Robertson III/Mecha Man Blue, Makoto Naegi, Madelyne Pryor/Goblyn Queen, Galatea

Robert, how well is the newbie, Makoto Naegi, is handling his team, which is consistent of only Goblyn Queen and Galatea, so far?

“Better than I expected—and that concerns me.”

Robert leaned back in his chair, staring through the observation window.

Makoto stood between Madelyne Pryor and Galatea while the two women glared at each other like they were seconds away from turning the briefing room into a crater.

“He got assigned a demonically empowered psychic queen and an artificially grown Kryptonian clone,” Robert continued. “Most newbies would’ve requested a transfer before lunch.”

A muffled explosion shook the glass.

Robert took a sip of coffee.

“Makoto somehow convinced them to stop fighting, finish the mission, and rescue everyone.”

Another crash.

“…Mostly.”

Makoto hurried past the window.

“Robert! Little help?!”

Madelyne floated after him, crimson energy burning around her hands.

“Naegi! Tell your flying attack dog to stop testing my shields!”

Galatea flew behind her.

“Tell the witch to stop calling me an attack dog!”

Robert slowly lowered his coffee.

“Kid’s doing great.”

He reached for his headset.

Kingdom Hearts x Type Moon

Sora, Artoria Pendragon (Lancer)

Sora, how nervous are you taking on the King of Camelot to save the kingdom from her cold-hearted reign?

“I won’t lie. I’m pretty nervous about facing the King of Camelot,” Sora admitted, staring toward the enormous city in the distance. His grip tightened around the Keyblade. “She’s powerful, and everyone here seems terrified of her.”

For a moment, uncertainty crossed his face.

“But being scared doesn’t mean I can just turn around.”

Sora lifted his head, determination replacing the hesitation.

“If people are suffering because of her rule, then I’m going in. King or not, I’m not gonna stand around while innocent people get hurt.”

With that, Sora started toward Camelot.

Far above him, within the royal throne room, Artoria Pendragon watched the approaching Keyblade wielder through a scrying mirror.

Her expression remained composed and regal.

Yet the faintest smile touched her lips.

“So,” Artoria murmured, resting one hand beside Rhongomyniad. “The boy knows fear…and advances regardless.”

Her green eyes narrowed with interest.

Malevola planted one hand against the wall with a heavy THUD, effectively boxing Robert in.

The towering succubus leaned down toward the 5'9" dispatcher, wearing the same sultry smile that usually had men stumbling over themselves around her.

Her tail slowly curled behind her.

Robert merely stared up at her.

“Done?”

Malevola blinked.

“Most men would be very distracted right now.”

“Most men aren't living with a succubus.”

She leaned closer, deliberately invading his space.

“Maybe you're finally building resistance.”

“No. I just know what you're doing.”

Malevola's smile widened.

Danganronpa x Konosuba

Love Calculator: Kazuma Satou x Toko Fukawa/Genocide Jack

Love Calculator Result: 58% - There's probably something there. Just make sure your presence is known so your feelings don't get trampled like a 4'8" NBA player.

X-xx-X

Kazuma stared at the Love Calculator with the same suspicion he usually reserved for suspiciously easy quests.

“So I just put our names in?”

Toko immediately turned crimson. “W-Why would you even want to know?! Y-You’re probably expecting some huge number because you think every woman secretly wants you!”

“I never said that!”

Kazuma entered Kazuma Satou and Toko Fukawa/Genocide Jack anyway.

Toko nervously peeked over his shoulder.

Then the result appeared.

Both stared silently.

“…Huh,” Kazuma muttered.

Toko’s glasses nearly slipped down her nose. “T-That doesn’t mean anything! It’s some stupid random calculator! There’s absolutely no scientific evidence that—”

Her expression suddenly changed.

“Kyehehehehehehe!”

Kazuma immediately recoiled.

Genocide Jack practically wrapped herself around him to see the screen.

“Oooooh! Look at that, Kazzy! The universe itself ships us!”

“It’s a website!”

“A website of DESTINY!”

“Get off me!”

Jack ignored him, staring delightedly at their compatibility result.

“You know what this means?”

“That I should clear my browsing history?”

“We're practically married!”

“THAT IS NOT WHAT IT MEANS!”

Across the guild hall, Aqua immediately started laughing.

“Kazuma has a serial-killer girlfriend!”

“SHUT UP!”

Megumin thoughtfully examined the result. “Perhaps this mysterious oracle possesses genuine divination abilities.”

“Don't encourage her!”

Darkness blushed. “Being romantically pursued by an unpredictable assassin who might lovingly embrace you or suddenly attempt murder…”

Kazuma pointed furiously at her.

“Whatever you're imagining, STOP.”

Jack threw an arm around Kazuma's shoulders, scissors gleaming in her other hand.

“C'mon, Kazzy! Let's celebrate our compatibility with a romantic monster hunt!”

“No.”

“I'll buy dinner!”

Kazuma paused.

“…How expensive?”

Toko suddenly returned.

“W-Wait, you're actually considering it?!”

Kazuma sighed.

“Toko, I'm an adventurer. Never underestimate what I'll tolerate for free food.”

From somewhere inside her own head, Jack's delighted laughter returned.

Fandom: Danganronpa x Marvel x DC Comics

Characters: Makoto Naegi, Madelyne Pryor, Galatea

Meme: Crossover Crack Ship OTP3

Makoto Naegi x Madelyne Pryor x Galatea

Hopefire Trinity/ Makodelatea

Makoto Naegi:

X

Madelyne Pryor:

X

Galatea:

Dispatch x Ben 10

Robert Robertson III/Mecha Man Blue, Looma Red Wind, Attea

Robert, how hard have your life gotten now that you have to watch over these loose cannon of alien princesses, Looma and Attea, now that they decided to join Z-Team?

X-xx-X

“Significantly,” Robert answered with the exhausted calm of a man whose definition of workplace problem had changed dramatically.

Behind him, Looma was loudly demanding to know why she couldn’t solve every mission by challenging the strongest person present to single combat.

Attea, meanwhile, was sitting in his chair with her feet on his desk, attempting to convince several members of Z-Team that technically overthrowing a local government would make their current assignment easier.

Robert stared ahead.

“Looma thinks excessive force is the opening move. Attea thinks manipulation, blackmail, and regime change are acceptable problem-solving skills.”

A tremendous crash shook the building.

“ROBERT! I HAVE DEFEATED THE TRAINING MACHINE!”

“That was a vending machine, Looma!”

Attea snickered.

Robert slowly covered his face.

Danganronpa x Konosuba

Kazuma Satou, Toko Fukawa/Genocide Jack

Kazuma, how long did it takes this time for things to go wrong now you have Toko/Genocide Jack in your party during your recent quest?

X-xx-X

"Too short... too. Damn. Short." Kazuma replied with an exhausted, bloodshot expression as he looked at Jack laughing maniacally beside the rest of his party.

"We accepted the quest, walked ten minutes into the forest, and she somehow found a bandit camp before our scout did. Then she screamed, 'FOUND MY WARM-UP!' and charged in."

Jack burst into another fit of cackling.

"Darkness chased after her, Aqua started yelling about justice, Megumin demanded to save Explosion for dramatic timing, and I was stuck trying to stop this train wreck."

Kazuma buried his face in his hands.

God of War x Blazblue

Mortal Kombat Intro: Kratos vs Hakumen

Intro 1 — Gods and Heroes

Hakumen: You carry the blood of gods—and their sins.

Kratos: I have carried worse.

Hakumen: Then prove you are stronger than them.

Intro 2 — Controlled Rage

Kratos: Your judgment is too absolute.

Hakumen: Evil tolerated becomes evil victorious.

Kratos: I once believed the same.

Intro 3 — The White Warrior

Hakumen: Spartan. Draw your weapon.

Kratos: I have no quarrel with you.

Hakumen: You will when my blade falls.

Intro 4 — Warriors of Another Age

Kratos: You fight as though nothing else remains.

Hakumen: Duty remains. That is enough.

Kingdom Hearts x DC Comics

Sora, Galatea

Sora, how it been since Galatea have joined your group and helping in your adventures?

“It’s been a real joy having Galatea along on our adventures!” Sora replied with a huge, cheerful smile.

Beside him, Galatea slowly turned her head toward him, wearing a thoroughly bemused expression.

“She’s really strong, she’s saved us more than a few times, and I think she’s actually having fun with us!” Sora continued enthusiastically. “I’ve even seen her smiling during our adventures!”

Galatea’s expression immediately flattened into a deadpan stare.

“I do not smile that much.”

“Sure you do!” Sora insisted.

“No, I don’t.”

Sora merely grinned wider.

Galatea stared at him for several seconds before sighing.

“…You are unbelievably annoying.”

“But you’re still here!”

Galatea paused.

Marvel Comics x DC Comics

Mortal Kombat Intro: Madelyne Pryor/Goblyn Queen vs Galatea

Intro 1 — Copies

Galatea: “We’re both copies of better women.”

Madelyne: “Speak for yourself, imitation.”

Galatea: “I’ll beat that superiority out of you.”

Intro 2 — Goblin Queen

Galatea: “You actually call yourself the Goblin Queen?”

Madelyne: “Mock my crown while you still have teeth.”

Galatea: “Now you’re speaking my language.”

Intro 3 — Jean & Supergirl

Madelyne: “Does Supergirl’s shadow haunt you too?”

Galatea: “No. I intend to surpass her.”

Madelyne: “Then perhaps you’re not entirely pathetic.”

Intro 4 — Magic vs. Muscle

Galatea: “All that magic won’t save you.”

Madelyne: “And all that strength won’t shield your mind.”

“A wet nightmare,” Robert replied dryly.

Malevola slowly turned her yellow-eyed gaze toward him from across the apartment.

“Succubus,” Robert clarified, not sounding remotely apologetic. “Tall, red, horns, tail, ridiculously strong, likes flirting with me, and somehow thinks absorbing people’s life-force and injuries is fun. She checks enough boxes.”

Malevola’s lips curled into an amused smirk as her prehensile tail casually wrapped around Robert’s waist.

“And yet you let this ‘wet nightmare’ live with you,” she purred.

Robert glanced down at the tail before looking back at her.

“Yeah. Starting to think that was my first mistake.”

“Only your first?”

Fandoms: DC, Persona 5

AU: Crossover AU

Characters: Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Power Girl, and Ren Amamiya.

“Not much, really,” Harley answered with a casual shrug. “I was already done with Mistah J for good. Like, done done. No take-backsies.”

She grinned broadly, leaning against Pamela.

“Red didn’t hafta convince me of nothin’. She just helped me realize I deserved better. Karen agreed—and trust me, when Power Girl tells ya your boyfriend’s garbage, ya listen.”

Harley’s grin turned downright mischievous.

“Then Ren came along. Quiet, handsome, gentleman thief, treats us right, makes good coffee…”

She clasped her hands dramatically.

BlazBlue x League of Legends

Vi and Makoto, who would win in a fight between the two of you?

“As much as I’d like to say I’d be the winner, that squirrel chick probably takes it,” Vi admitted with a surprisingly humble shrug, shooting Makoto a competitive grin. “She’s fast, hits like a damn truck, and she’s got enough energy to make me tired just watching her.”

Makoto’s ears perked up as she smirked challengingly, cracking her knuckles.

“Probably?” Makoto repeated. “Sounds like somebody wants another round!”

“Damn right.” Vi slammed her massive gauntlets together. “Just because you beat me doesn’t mean I’m gonna stop trying.”

Makoto grinned wider.