Okay so with Soundwave's telepathy, do you ever wonder if he's made agonizingly aware of how lustful members of the Deception/Autobot ranks are for each other? Additionally, do you think he, as resident DILF whose raised several kids to adulthood (and evidently has kick ass sire coding) who can and does hold his own, is the prime target of some of those lustful thoughts?
Like. It's one thing if Jazz has the occasional freaky ass thought about Soundwave and Blaster and whoever else. It's another thing if Soundwave can't even walk onto the bridge without being bombarded by horny thoughts.
Soundwave, hauling back the mutilated corpse of a spy, soaked in energon and innards: Crisis: Averted. Encryption measures are being redone in all relevant files as we speak. Additional security has been installed. Recommend: manual checks until-
Skywarp, Shockwave, Megatron, Tarn, all at the exact same moment and with the exact same degree of lust hidden in their fields: I can't not fuck him
Soundwave, realizing what kind of meeting he's in for:
And it'd be funnier if the cassettes were in on it too??? Like someone decided it was their job to get him laid, and now all of them are putting their back into it at all times?
Ravage wants another grandkid: Ratbat wants siblings. Both sets of twins want Sounders to have someone else to occupy him so they can get away with more pranks.
Jazz, being interrogated (again): Hey sexy! Got any plans for your time off?
Soundwave: How do you know I have vacation??
Jazz: Oh, nothin, just Rumble said-
Soundwave, making a mental note to ground all of the kids before it gets out of hand(again): You're going back to your cell. We're done here.
Interesting
Because I feel like that could be immensely funny
I feel like it'd be such a Thing to know so many of the mecha around you are horribly down bad for you, especially considering everything?
Though, as a telepath, Soundwave probably finds out quickly that people think about a lot of things
SIMULTANEOUSLY? EVEN TARN????? Wow!!
I love the idea of the cassettes playing wingmen here lol
This sounds like a fascinating set-up going on
