#sort of technically

Pezzy: Revenant

With the amount of horror games Pezzy plays, he deserved to be the horror monster for once. It's only fair, right? So I am giving him Ghost Physiology. Ghost Physiology is just an umbrella term for a cluster of powers. Pezzy gets all the classic supernatural ghost powers: intangibility, flying, invisibility, telekinetics, and possession. He has a "living" form and an "apparition" or full ghost form that he can switch between at will. He can always use his intangibility, but to access the rest of his abilities, he needs to be in his apparition form. In his apparition form, Pezzy becomes a sort of gaseous or wispy figure that has a soft pink coloration. His aperition form maintains a humanoid shape, other than his legs becoming more of a long tapered off tail. His eyes lose their pupils and irises and instead take on a light foggy blue hue that glows in the dark. I also took inspiration from fanart I've seen for Pezzy, and I love it when they make his hair look like the fizzy bubbles that spill out of his soda can avatar. So his hair in apparition form takes on a similar appearance, this has no real reason other than aesthetic lol.

Puffer: Leviathan

This one came easy, man’s logo is literally a pufferfish, but that said it is also the one I did the most research on. Puffer's power is more of a hybrid nature, so not something that can be turned on or off. Poison is the main selling point of this power, specifically Tetrodotoxin which is what most wild pufferfish contain and causes paralysis and potentially death. Unfortunately, the more I learned about pufferfish, the more I realized that the spines & poison (which, if we want to get into the nitty-gritty, he might not even be able to produce because it is directly linked to the fish's diet) are arguably the only selling point. After some thought I decided to throw in some shark traits as well, such as their sharp serrated teeth, durable/ resilient skin, and increased strength to give a more offensive nature. I didn’t want to add a lot of physical shark traits because I want the superpowers design to still have pufferfish and the most iconic or obvious feature. It's very clear to onlookers that Puffer is a hybrid or some kind of mash-up of sea creature parts, with some very notable mutation features... A thick, sturdy tail covered in spines that is used both as a potential weapon and as propulsion in the water. There is a collapsible dorsal fin that trails up Puffer's spine while his back is covered in scales. In fact, his whole body is dotted with scales. Most prominently found on his neck, back, arms, hands, and feet. His forearms are littered with spiky pufferfish spines and are adorned with fins on the outer side of the limb that act like pectoral fins would on most fish. His hands have webbing between his fingers. On his neck, you can spot gills that can open and close like a valve, depending on the environment he is in. Lastly, and most subtail, he has serrated shark teeth that constantly regrow.

Matt: Blarg

Okay, so at first I wanted to give him an explosive power. The first idea was that he could spawn and leave camouflaged explosions that he could telepathically detonate at will. But then I second-guessed myself and started thinking "well actually, Matt is more associated with frogs than explosions. He has/had frog plushes as merch, and they are featured on his Youtooz." So I pivoted to Frog. I debated between what frog species Blarg would/ should be before stamping him as a Red-eyed Tree Frog. I could have made him a Japanese Tree Frog because of the species’ resistance to cold weather (Canada lol) or a Flying Frog, which can pivot and change direction mid-air. But the Red-eye was too visibly iconic to pass up. Matt's frog traits mostly aid in his agility, allowing him to leap & jump long distances, along with climbing walls and clinging to ceilings. I wanted to make sure I gave Matt traits from some type of tree frog, so he could do such a thing. His limbs are identical to a tree frog's limbs, other than the fact that they are scaled up to human proportions and that his hands still have opposable thumbs. Just for fun, I also gave him the extra eyelids that frogs have that allow them to see in water while still protecting their eyes. Unfortunately, I couldn’t think of an alias I liked for him, so I kept his name the same. I did however come up with a possible catch phrase, and while it’s admittedly a little stupid, it made me laugh & I could hear it in his voice: “You about to kick the frucket!” 🐸

Smitty: Milk Man

I easily could have given Smitty foresight or precognition, seeing as he already has such power due to the amount of prediction complications he has... But instead, I made him slime because I thought it would be funny if his prediction prowess was just a coincidence and not his actual superpower. Why slime? I wanted to tie in his cute little squishy milkbag avatar, but I didn't know at the time how I could tie milk into some kind of power, or how it could even be beneficial. So I went with slime as it retains the physical aspects I wanted to keep while also having potential to be adaptable. Smitty can rearrange the slime his body is composed of, able to change both its shape and viscosity, making his power very flexible. He can transform his limbs into weapons, turn into a puddle to slip into vents or under doors, stretch abnormal lengths to reach objectives out of reach, literally bounce back after a huge drop, store small objects inside his body, and if part of him falls off, he can easily reabsorb the lost mass. Smitty’s resting or default state is very human in appearance, but if you look closely, you’ll notice some abnormal traits. His “skin” is very thin in appearance, barely hiding the gooey material that he is composed of. He looks very washed out and pale, which contrasts with his eyes that remain a brilliant green like his milkbag avatar. He also doesn’t have hair, instead having some slime take the shape of hair so he doesn’t appear bald. The slime itself is white in color and opaque with a slight sheen. Out of the six I made, Smitty's alias is my least favorite. I couldn't for the life of me think of anything good!!! I could have just made his username his hero alias because Smitty's real name (to my knowledge) is Jaren, but it felt lazy and a little redundant to use his username as his alias because I already did that for Blarg. So I settled for Milk Man, having the mentality that "I would rather have it done than struggle to make it perfect." Although when comparing it to some of the other hero names in Dispatch, "Milk Man" isn't the most ludicrous idea. Somewhere in the SDN office, there is a hero canonically named "Big Chungus." So I feel atleast a little vindication.

Droid: Iron Spine

I could have made him a cyborg or an android but I wanted to do something different. So Droid has Ferrokinesis AKA Metal Bending. To incorporate a robotic/ cyborg aesthetic and ease of use, I gave him an iron skeleton. More accurately, his skeleton is coated with iron, so he still has bone marrow and bone cells. Does this mean that he could technically be magnetic due to his metal bones? Yes! Does this also mean that I now have a headcannon that if he is magnetic, people like to stick silly magnets on him when he isn't paying attention? Yes! Pezzy would totally be the biggest offender and take full advantage of Droid's magnetism, much to his chagrin. How Droid's bones are coated in iron can be left up to debate. You can go down the angst route… or you can say that he ate a lot of broccoli and beans growing up. I also needed to give him some form of supernatural healing due to the fact that if he uses the metal in his body, it's going to come out in a Wolverine fashion. So to prevent Droid from dying due to his own power, he gets an enhanced immune system and increased healing factors. The importance of this is so that open wounds will scab over quickly in an effort to prevent blood loss and decrease the chance of possible infections. This healing factor isn’t Deadpool’s level of regeneration though. Droid’s injuries will still need to be properly cleaned and bandaged, and if he loses a body part, such as an arm or a leg, that’s a wrap as his healing isn't enough in that factor.

Grizzy: Ursa Major

Bear... Just Bear... In all seriousness, this was another mutation/power idea that came to me quickly but required research on a specific animal. Grizzy's power is the easiest to explain. Simply, he can shapeshift into a Grizzly Bear; his bear form doesn't have any remarkable or abnormal features other than its sheer size. For context, the height and weight for an average male grizzly are 7 to 8 feet when standing on their hindlegs and they weigh 400 to 600 pounds. Grizzy Bear is almost double that. His bear form is 11 feet tall and 800 pounds. He is a big, burly boy! Grizzly Bears are already super strong and surprisingly fast, and Grizzy’s bear form is no different. Grizzly Bears can outrun humans, with records of bears reaching a top speed of 35 miles per hour. This top speed can only be maintained for a short period of time offten being displayed in sprints or chases, but still, you're going to be pinned before he even breaks a sweat. These bears also have a recorded average bite force of 1,200 PSI or pounds per square inch. That is more than enough force to break most bones in your body. Their bulk and sheer muscle massively contribute to their physical strength. I did struggle with finding a reliable source for how strong grizzly bears are exactly. According to a study done in 2006 by Montana State University, one grizzly bear is equal to about 2.5-5 humans in strength. It is theorized that if trained properly, they could be even stronger. All that to say that Grizzy in bear form is an absolute tank and could possibly go toe to toe against Punch Up.

This took a lot longer than I originally intended, and became something a lot bigger. But I had fun! It's been a while since I've attempted to make such thorough character concepts. I struggled at times trying to find resources and facts to back up fictional powers, but I like applying logic and reason to my fictional or science fiction ideas. I feel lazy when my explanation for why X does Y is simply "just because." Yeah, there are some things that I can't fully explain with just physics and biology grounded purely in fact, but then in that case, I make up my own logical explanation for the world I'm working in.

If I continue to have motivation and ideas with these consepts I might make it into an AU. I have some smaller ideas that could bloom into headcannons or just little snippets of text, but I'd rather post about them when I have more than a few ideas and they are a little more fleshed out. Plus, I am a little tired. I dedicated a majority of my free time to creating possible powers and researching how they could feasibly work. Now that it's done, I'm going to do something recreational that doesn't require so many brain cells.

If you did like reading my ideas, please don't just scroll past. Interacting shows me that I didn't just make something fun for me, but that I also made something people are interested in, and gives me motivation to make and share more. I hope I’m not coming off as annoying or rude because I’ve never done this before. But even just seeing the few likes on the post I made that first mentioned this outlandish idea made me so happy! Every time I saw someone new leave a like gave me a boost of motivation & confidence.