Newsies as things college students said this weekend
I went to visit my friend at her college residence last weekend, and so much dumb things were said I couldn’t help myself.
Enjoy!
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Les: Do murder and homicide mean the same thing?
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Elmer: Jack, do you have 2 phones? No. What do you have? Teardrops on your guitar. Let’s get some Taylor swift up in this
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Albert: I’m not drunk enough for this
*1 hour later*
Albert: I’m too drunk for this
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Finch: *stole a wet floor sign*
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Jack: I know you’re not from here, but can I take you out for a drink sometime?
Kathrine: ... I’m gay pal... I literally just spent the last hour talking about my girlfriend
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Kathrine: Any requests?
Jojo: Africa by Toto! DoodoodoodoodoodoodooBAAAAAHHHHHHH
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Race: Who the FUCK STOLE MY VAPE
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Davey: Crutchie, why is your hand bleeding?
Crutchie: Because my work never taught me proper knife safety
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Show week is coming up for me, so I’m going to do one of these for everything that happens during it
