#softagustd

You should see my Spy AU and Assassin AU first:

Spy AU/Espionage AU

I didn't mean to answer that phone call by orphan_account (Yoonkook, Hacker AU, Spy AU, 6 Chapters, 16K, M, Yoongi takes cover in a random boy’s house)

Days Are Numbered So Move On by SOFTAGUSTD (Jikook, Spy AU, 28 Chapters, 34K, M, Jimin is forced to train the newbie to be his partner)

From Russia With Love by RedTae (Taekook, Spy AU, One-shot, 9.9K, E, JK is a CIA agent and Tae is a Russian spy and their interaction is not what it should be)

"Didn't know you smoked," Jungkook winced away from Yoongi. "That smells bad."

Yoongi blew out a cloud of smoke towards Jungkook. The youngest coughed, covering his mouth.

"Never asked," Yoongi put out the cigarette. "Another failed date?"

Jungkook sighed, looking out at the skyline. "Another failed interview, we get into the questions about my family and suddenly everyone is disinterested."

Yoongi hummed. "Then lie, they don't need to know everything about you."

"Isn't that bad?"

"I didn't tell you I smoked and I still babysit your brat."

Jungkook turned to him. "Watch it, I could still fire you."

Yoongi laughed, looking at the skyline. "Please?"

What Can I Do? Your Eyes Became My HomeQue rant:

oKAY GUYS

There is this absolutley brilliant author who goes by SOFTAGUSTD on AO3 and is @phanadox on tumblr and I felt the tremendous need to reccommend you every single one of her stories.

Settle Down and Let Me Know If You'll Stay // Taegi, Namjin, Jikook "I can grant you three, no wait it's four. Four wishes! Just say the word!" "What?" Or the one where Taehyung is a genie who found himself in the company of a drunk with a wicked personality and can't help but want to make him happy. (FREAKING AMAZING (although legit all of them are))

It's Still Beautiful How You See the World // Jikook, Namjin, Taegi "Wait, you promised him that if he graduates from high school, you'd date him?" Or the one where Jungkook confesses to Jimin in middle school. Jimin thinks Jungkook is too young to know what "love" is so he promises to date Jungkook after he graduates from high school and starts college. Now that Jungkook has graduated from high school, Jimin starts to back out of their promise.

Weight of Playing with Fire // Yoonmin, Yoonseok, Vmin "He's walking this way, grab my ass!" "But mine's coming this way too, grab my hand!" Or the one where Yoongi and Jimin fake-date to make their unrequited love(s) jealous.

From Here and throughout the Night // Taekook, Yoonmin, Namjin "We were deceased!" "I think he means deceived." Jungkook leaned into Taehyung, covering the microphone as he whispered into his ear. "I think you mean deceived." "Ah, yes!" Taehyung nodded. "We were deceived!" Or the one where Taehyung's father runs away from his company, leaving Taehyung in charge. And leaving Jungkook in charge of the company and Taehyung.

I Know It's Over By Spring // Jikook, Yoonseok, Namjin The one where Jungkook has been using Jimin as a slave since elementary school. Then one day Jungkook gets into an accident and suffers from memory loss and instead of feeling bad, Jimin decides to take his revenge.

The Last Scene for Our Dream Night // Yoonmin, Taekook, Namjin "They said they'll fix it in an hour, which means we're going to be stuck here for that amount of time. Will that be enough time for you to stop crying or should we tell them to give us another hour?" Or the one where Yoongi is bad luck, Jimin is good luck, and they're soulmates.

Days Are Numbered So Move On // Jikook, Namjin Vhope Jimin is a spy. Jungkook is training to be one. Hoseok trains the agents to have agility. Seokjin just wants to be Employee of the Month. Namjoon is the leader nobody asked for. Taehyung loves the kids books. And Yoongi is in the wrong occupation. Or the one where Jimin is stuck training the new spies because of his last mission and Jungkook insists on being a nuisance to Jimin.

I Write Songs About Your Stupid Anecdotes // Taegi, Namjin, Jikook Taehyung keeps singing Spanish songs while Yoongi is trying to tutor his students. Jimin keeps "forgetting" his keys at Jungkook's apartment. Namjoon won't forgive Seokjin and Hoseok is the glue of all these six idiots. Or the 'listen i know we've been best friends for years but i'm trying to tell you that i'm in love with you so will you fucking stop singing spanish songs' au that no one asked for. (The first one that I read, that had me hooked! It was freaking amazing, and it inspired some of my writing.)

At 4 O’clock, I’ll Stay // Vmin "I hate him so much, Yoongi, I'm thinking of saying he has rats in his stupid bar just to get rid of him!" "Well, what did he do?" "He said that I was the best soccer player and shouldn't talk shit about myself!"Or the one where Taehyung goes to Jimin's bar to talk bad about his latest soccer matches and Jimin waters down his drinks by "accident."

The Art of Lost Stars // Yoonkook, Vmin "You were supposed to come five hours ago." Jungkook sighed, handing Yoongi a couple bills. "I know, time got away from me." "Away from you, my ass. You're lucky I didn't walk out on the kid.""I'm sorry, thank you." Yoongi scoffed, looking through the money. "Your kid is upstairs asleep," he pocketed the money. "She kept asking where he dad was." Jungkook licked his lips, wiping his palms on his pants. He never knew why he got so nervous around Yoongi. Maybe it was the tattoos spread all over his arms, the piercings on his lip and eyebrow, or the fact that Jungkook had the biggest boner in the world.

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"I hate him so much, Yoongi, I'm thinking of saying he has rats in his stupid bar just to get rid of him!""Well, what did he do?""He said that I was the best soccer player and shouldn't talk shit about myself!"Or the one where Taehyung goes to Jimin's bar to talk bad about his latest soccer matches and Jimin waters down his drinks by "accident."

"Hi, sorry to bother you but my daughter is a big fan of yours, do you mind giving me an autograph?"

AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/11719437/chapters/26397903

Author: SOFTAGUSTD

Rating: Mature

Relationships: Jeon Jungkook/Min Yoongi

Status: Completed

Chapters: 24/24 (53557 words)

Tags: Single Parent AU

Summary:

"You were supposed to come five hours ago."

Jungkook sighed, handing Yoongi a couple bills. "I know, time got away from me."

"Away from you, my ass. You're lucky I didn't walk out on the kid."

"I'm sorry, thank you."

Yoongi scoffed, looking through the money. "Your kid is upstairs asleep," he pocketed the money. "She kept asking where he dad was."

Jungkook licked his lips, wiping his palms on his pants. He never knew why he got so nervous around Yoongi.

Maybe it was the tattoos spread all over his arms, the piercings on his lip and eyebrow, or the fact that Jungkook had the biggest boner in the world.