#snarkymarky

I thank thee. Now, hear hear, ladies and boys!

Such raucous din! ‘Tis nothing to exalt!

This horse-drawn carriage maketh too much noise!

O, listen, youth, to what I have to say:

my colleague here and I — we must collogue!

And yet! Alas, alack, alack-a-day—

this field trip is no undisturbed eclogue!

Because of this behavior tour-de-force

of prattling quite loud and untoward,

for the remainder of this cursed course

no speaking is permitted here on board.

O coachman, please forgive, for all of us,

The volume on this ship is

Astronomical.

It is

Waaaaaay

Too loud out here.

Tumen and I are in the cabin trying to chart our next course and we can’t even hear each other.

Isn’t that right, Tumen?

Mhmmm

So for the remainder of today, it will be

Silent.

And at the end of the day, each one of you are going to

Personally Apologize

For your

Despicable Behavior.