#snakespeare

Snakespeare! 💀🐍

Come on, Hamlet! Buck up!

This Hazbin Hotel collage of Sir Pentious and Zestial, I don't know what started this ship as these two sinners didn't cross paths in the series, but people still ship them and I'm not going to stop them from supporting it.

GET A ROOM, YOU TWO

Also meet Sir Billiam Snakespeare.

Pentious sits in the back of his room at the hotel. Hunched over his drawing desk. His lamp being the only source of light in the otherwise dark room. His eyes became heavy as he continued to stare at the, rather blank, blueprints in front of him.

Suddenly the room became cold and he tensed. A single hand wrapped around his waist as another slipped over his mouth. Stopping any noise from escaping. Before he could bite down, a voice whispered in his ear “It’s me.”.

Zestial

Pentious breathed a sigh of relief through his nose. He kissed the hand around his mouth as it slid down to hold his hip. “Wherefore art thee up so late ladybird?” Zestial whispered in his ear again. Sir Pentious only groaned as he leaned into his boyfriend. “I can’t sleep. You know how I get. An idea pops into my head and I can’t sleep until I get it out.”

Zestial hummed as he flicked off the lamp. “I bethink you’re oft to brilliant f'r thy own good. Sleep. The desk shalt be there in the morn.” He whispered, taking off Pentious’s hat and setting it on his desk. “Mmmgh, I need to draw it before I forget.”

The hand on his hip suddenly wrapped around he was hoisted up. Now face to face. Pentious could only stare into the glowing green void that were Zestial’s eyes. “I knoweth thee shall beest able to recall thy creation in the morn. Sleep.” Green magic thrummed gently in his hands as Pentious slowly relaxed more and more. “Dirty…trick…” Sir Pentious mumbled as he finally fell asleep in Zestial’s arms. Zestial only chuckled as Pentious’s head fell limp on his shoulder. Only the sounds of his slow breathing filled the room.

Suddenly, a soft knock sounded at the door. “Pentious? You’re usually not asleep yet. Are you ok?” The voice of the Princess gently called out from behind the door. Slowly it opened. “Pentious?” She visibly holds back a gasp as she looks upon Zestial’s imposing form.

A few seconds pass before see seems to recognize him. Breathing a sigh of relief she whispers in that soft voice again.

“Taking him home for the night?”

“Indeed.”

“You’re more than welcome to join us for breakfast in the morning! Alastor is making breakfast!”

“I appreciate the offer thy highness. However, we has't other plans f'r the morn.”

“Of course. Just know that the offer is always open.”

Zestial hummed in acknowledgment. Holding Pentious close as they disappeared into shadows.

Egg boy #02 (frank?): "hey boss!"

Sir pentious: "yesssss eggie boi?"

zestial morde: "Who.. this, thy ladybird?"

sir pentious: "... jussst give me a minute..."

egg boy #02 (frank?): (asking questions)

Zestial: >:(

⬆️ This new sneak peek photo collage of The Rookie 4x21 did too remind me of the 2x16 moment w/Chenford ⬇️