#slurple

Every Mario Character Update #000000000000000

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Wow! My favorite [REDACTED]s from my favorite █████ game! Cool!!

Following up from my previous post is another one, this time based on New Super Mario Bros 2's World 2 desert. All props and textures were personally recreated with photo reference.

A scenic view of the formerly abandoned ruins. However, it seems some unsavory characters and wildlife have since claimed it!

Mario, Parakarry the Paratroopa, and Edwin the Slurple engage in battle with a Sombrero guy and his Panser girlfriends! While Mario's side will spank the quartet, you gotta wonder like those Pokeys and Clefts are...how did that Sombrero Guy get himself three gals?

The town is heavily surveilled by a large number of Bandits! ...except those two, since apparently the Red Bandit told the green one a dirty joke.

Name: Slurple (purple)

Debut: Super Mario Galaxy (unused)

This is my Among Us crewmate OC, Slurple (they/them). Facts about Slurple:

Name: Slurple

Debut: Super Mario Galaxy

This is Slurple! The proud owner of one of the best names in the Mario universe, much like Borp. But this time, you will get an actual post to go with the funny name! 

So look at Slurple. Do you like it? I sure do. Anything with a sucker mouth is pretty delightful by default. And that’s a constant no matter what kind of eyes it has! Not that Slurple has mediocre eyes. It has Club Penguin eyes, and those are good eyes. I could have called them Sonic eyes, but I thought of Club Penguin first, and I write genuinely! This is the real me!

But why does Slurple have a sucker mouth? What is it going to suck? Why, Mario’s blood, of course! There’s no FLUDD or anything here, so the cutesy little parasites have to go for Mario’s health directly, and we all know that means blood. But Mario has many ways of healing himself, such as by collecting coins! Haven’t you ever wondered where coins go when Mario collects them? They just disappear and we don’t see him carrying them or anything. That’s because he instantly spends them on more blood! Mario is a healthy person.