#crazy?

<chat I’m going crazy. If you didn’t know I like to joke that Ringmaster is a voice in my head instead of me being a voice in his.>

SO IT ALL STARTED WITH AVERYTHEMAYO FROM SFAWDTE—

Kidding... Not. Genuinely. I had a dream where Avery was a criminal like a Anti-Hero of sorts, and he once robbed something that was very valuable, can't remember much since it was so long ago but the sequel and a accidental side story happened a few days ago.

So, Avery robbed something valuable, I think it was a gem of sorts but it's hard to remember now, last thing I remember from that dream was that he had this weird contraption in the End Dimension and used it to get away from the cops and then the dream ended.

NOW FOR THE SEQUEL AND THE SIDE STORY

Basically, the start of the dream showed me Avery using the contraption, it's hard to explain but it had like two buckets for some reason, a rope, and the first bucket was right in front of where you spawn in the end. And I can't remember anything after 😀

BUT THE SIDE STORY THO.

Technically I've had the side story dream before, I just never mentioned/forgot it, but the dream got extended in this dream.

So, there's this little girl names Carrie for some reason, and she stole something (what is up with stealing stuff—) and she ran from the cops following her in a mall that looked really cool and cinematic in my dreams, too cool to describe buddy. ANYWAYS, Carrie managed to hide whatever she stole (I think a laptop containing very important files for some reason) behind a Arcade machine, and skipped away from the mall. The dream cuts to a new scene where I'm in the perspective of Carrie now, and for some reason shes in a place where I can only describe as somewhere in the Philippines where it's really sandy and has a lot of houses that seems very familiar but not familiar at the same time.

Carrie is drinking from a juice box when she spots a cop who had just walked away from asking someone if they've seen Carrie, and it isn't said in the dream somehow but I think Carrie changed how she looked. The cop (who I shall dumb as Fred) seems to be in his mid 20s somehow. Carrie walks up to the cop like "Hi! I'm Karrie with a K!" And I love how I/she specifically says 'with a K' as if spelling mattered in the moment. Karrie decided to follow along Fred as he explains he was here in the place to look for Carrie, and Karrie in her mind is like "haha jokes on you I AM CARRIE but I won't tell 😇" and they walk around for a bit before another cop came by telling Fred that they found out the little girls name was Carrie, and Fred got suspicious of Karrie, but then Karrie had this whole rant about spelling of names, and I am here to tell it detail by detail.

Karrie: "Well, actually, I'm not the Carrie you think! Because I'm Karrie with a K! And the Carrie you guys are talking about has a C! Because spelling matters when trying to do something! Like imagine there was someone with Kh in their name instead! Kharrie! I have no H so I'm Karrie with a K!"

And it was silent for a moment before the cops deemed Karrie innocent and the other cop went to a Barber shop for some reason and Karrie followed Fred to go to a different place, which I recognize as Divisoria (My Filipinos will know what I mean) and Fred did a old man accent and Karrie laughed and said "Why are you talking like that? You're not that old! You do look old, but not old enough for that impression! You do have some wrinkles, like a shirt that hasn't been ironed yet!" And for some reason, for

SOME REASON

Two of my classmates made a appearance as Karrie and Fred walked through a spot in the busy place, like they walked passed them and as if I was controlling Karrie at the moment, Karrie nudged one of my classmates as she walked like she knew them too.

Crazy... Almost as crazy as my one Fruit Jam dream.

I will now @ random people

@euryodynmb1fan @emzdasecretw0lf @thesparkledash @ghost-guard-13 @cr0w-offical @biglychee @ssa-morgan

These people are either those I've interacted with or follow, either way, enjoy the @ because my hands hurt from writing this. 🥲

Second, smarten it up with needlessly verbose synonyms! For example, "We gotta get these motherfuckin' snakes of this motherfuckin' plane!" becomes "It is expedient that these Oedipal serpets be expelled from this Oedipal airship!"

Oh you are going to regret this.

Insanity?

The ailment of insanity was once upon me.

Those who had dominion over me locked me away within a chamber.

Said chamber was concocted of the finest elastic.

Inside of this chamber were rodents, verman, of the species Rattus norvegicus.

Such vermin, well you see they drive me to insanity.

Insanity? ...