#wizard war

Shit man, this bunny war is fucked. I just saw a bunny clap his paws together and say "the ten hays" or some similar shit, and every one around him was surrounded in hay, loafed on the ground, and then started eating. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting flop and level 2 binky. I think I just heard "power word:thumper" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

Shit girl, this princess war is fucked. I just saw a girl clap her hands together and say "the ten disciplines" or some similar shit, and every one around her started wearing a maid dress, had her crown explode and then started sweeping the dishes. The camera didn't even go onto her, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting curtsy and level 2 kissie. I think I just heard "power word:sparkle" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

Shit man, this wizard bakery is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "fresh sourdough" or some similar shit, and every one around him made a sourdough starter, fed it for ten months, then baked it to perfection. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting shortbread and level 2 flapjack. I think I just heard "power word:macaron" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

Shit man, this vampire war is fucked. I just saw a girl clap her hands together and say "Scott's gonna be glad" or some similar shit, and then she beat her own sire into the ground with her bare hands before staking him as revenge for her fledgling's death. The camera didn't even go onto her, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting Way of the Prospector and level 2 Shoulder Barge. I think I just heard "So what's it gonna be, Doctor?! Are you going to do harm to me, or are you going to let what needs to happen, happen?!" two crypts over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

Woah man, this wizard hike is invigorating. I just saw some guy clap his hands together and say "Breeze of the Seven Mountains" or something, and everyone around him was swathed in a chilling mist and had their exhaustion vanish. People didn't even look up, that's how captivating the Twelveswood is. I'm over here casting granola and level 2 cooling. I think I just heard someone say "Power word: Refreshments" up ahead. I gotta get up there.

Shit man, the Londinium war is fucked. I just saw a guy wiggle his pen in the air and say "Soulriver, the Ferry of the Other Side." or some such thing, and half the enemy squad including their projectiles got vaporised. The Doctor didn't even look over, that's how common this shit is. My ass is over here with no module activating Attack Up α at level 2. I think I just heard "The depths will devour your bones" two lanes over. I gotta get the fuck out of here.

Shit man, this elemental war is fucked. I just saw a guy raise his hands and say “time forwards“ or some similar shit, and everyone around him turned old, had their hair fall out and then disappeared. The camera didn‘t even go onto him, that‘s how common shit like this is. My ass is casting surface tension and level 2 plants. I think i just heard “Elemental Power of Life“ two groups over. i gotta get the fuck outta here

Shit man, this psychic war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "tormented inner world: roiling desert" or some similar shit, and everything in five blocks turned into a screaming sandstorm that ripped people's fucking skin off. the camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. my ass is using Hound blood frag grenades and i can only handle one protective talisman without dying. I think I just heard "In the Court, Air is Sharp" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.