#slean

• so far has fuck all to do with Beowulf as far as I can tell

• the lead looks about as much like Aragorn as they could afford 😂 but sadly acts about as well as a wet bag of sand

• the plot is like game of thrones lite but with worse cgi

• actually no one can act. It’s just bad.

• Ed is so hot I might set fire but I wonder where he got his hair gel in olden times?

• these peasants sure are clean. There’s a lot of clean-shaven dudes and ladies with obvious mascara

• the smithy girl would not be making big arse swords with those noodle arms.

• wait I think Ed is gonna take his clothes off

• aww he took his clothes off off-camera. Damn you fade to black sex and pg13 rating 😂

• Huh I didn’t know Ed saying “murderer” could be sexy but apparently it is 🤔

• that thatched roof sure let’s in a lot of light

• absolutely zero tension created by threatening to kill the main character in the first episode when they obviously aren’t going to

• oh man a love triangle between Beowulf, Ed and some woman? Ugh

• Ed on a horse is something that can be very sexual, actually

• yes lady just stand there and watch the monsters fighting each other, definitely don’t use it as a way to escape you fucking idiot

• okay Ed’s character and Beowulf need to fuck and get the UST sorted 😂

• I’m on the second episode and I don’t give one shit about anyone except Beowulf’s chaotic neutral maybe ex-murderer bestie and Slean (Ed)

• the plot is both boring and confusing at once. It really is trying to be Game of Thrones and failing

• Ed is doing some kind of an accent and I’m not sure what it is

• he sure looks nice with a big old sword tho

• the cinematography is weird. Not good weird.

• Episode 3 has WHUMP! (Excuse terrible pics of my tv)