#simping4fics

Something I struggle with so much is finding other words to use instead of "said". (One thing I wish I'd known was that you can sometimes use a verb like "glared" to replace said. It all just depends on the context) Now that I've spent most my day compiling as many as I could think for my own writing, I decided why not share? And now I'm posting this list. Hope this helps!

THESE PROMPTS ARE NOT ENTIRELY WORD FOR WORD (some words/names were removed or added) AS THEY HAVE BEEN SHIFTED FROM DIALOGUE BETWEEN TV CHARACTERS TO PROMPTS FOR DIALOGUE BETWEEN WHATEVER CHARACTERS THE AUTHOR WHISHES TO WRITE! Thank you.

Please remember; you can change pronouns, some words, basically whatever you need so that the prompt goes alone with your writing/roleplay/whatever!

(The Originals) 1. “Oh good, it’s my not-so-loving (elder/younger/twin sister, brother, whatever), and my former one night stand! What a nice, normal, family gathering!” “Charming.”

(iZombie) 2. “So what brings you here on this beautiful morning?” “...It’s raining.” “That’s liquid sunshine, my friend!”

(iZombie) 3. “While I was away I had a chance to put myself in your shoes, and... Ugh, I realized how hard this last year must have been for you.“ “Well, to be fair, you had just seen me stab someone in the head.”

(Peaky Blinders) 4. “I’m having a couple now and again to remind myself why I don’t drink.”

(Corpse Bride) 5. “I love you...but you’re not mine to love.”

(Brooklyn Nine Nine) 6. “Show her you care. Ruin her night.” “You really have a unique take on love.”

(Brooklyn Nine Nine) 7. “New fear; listening to (character name) try to inspire us.”

(Brooklyn Nine Nine) 8. “I’m a badass, not an anarchist.”

(Peaky Blinders) 9. “No, I’m not God. Not Yet.”

(American Horror Story; Hotel) 10. “Well then, I guess I’m just going to have to kill God.”

(Peaky Blinders) 11. “It’s just myself, talking to myself, about myself.”

(The Originals) 12. “This family makes me want to murder people.”

(The Originals) 13. “Have you finally forgiven me?” “I’ll consider it...when (character name) forgives you, (character name) rises from the dead (you can change; “rises from the dead” to whatever), and hell freezes over.”

(The Vampire Diaries) 14. “Why do you always have to prove you’re the alpha male?!” “I don’t have to prove anything, love, I am the alpha male!”

(The Originals) 15. “I wish that you would tell (character name) that you are marrying your (adjective?) suitor, at which I will poor him a glass and congratulate him on the bullet he dodged.”

(The Vampire Diaries) 16. “If I see something I haven’t seen before, I’ll throw a dollar at it.”

(Girl Meets World) 17. “My human nature is completely under control, and there’s nothing or nobody who could ever change that.” “Heya kiddies!” “I’m wrong.”

Bonus? 17.5 “I invited him!” “I LOVE YOU.”

(Girl Meets World) 18. “History shows us that bad things happen when you don’t know who you are-” (character b steps into the room) “Who are you, I don’t know you are-”

(The Vampire Diaries) 19. “Are we really going to do this again? We both know I could rip you to shreds and do my nails at the same time.”

As mentioned in le title, these are tiktoks turned prompts! Enjoy! (Some are mature!!)

1. Person A walks into room naked, trying to distract Person B from what they’re doing

2. “The only B word I call my [brother/mother/sister/boyfriend/girlfriend/etc] is beautiful.” “Awh!!” “I love you, bitch.”

3. “I do not identify as male or female. I identify, as a threat.”

4. Person A shows Person C a picture of Person B, their boyfriend/girlfriend. Then Person A shows another picture, a goofy one, then another and another and yeah.*

*(the cursed images thing- showing a normal pic any girl’d send their crush unless you’re brave asf and send a full on  double chin, respect man, and then a pic they’d send their best friend rather than the crush, such as, like mentioned, them doing a double chin.)

5. "The world is flat. You know how I know?” “How?” “You’re my world.”

6. “Did you know you’re the only one I’ve ever dated?” “No- there’s-” “Yeah, but they were all tens.... I’m kidding babe-”

7. Person A lifts Person B, “Simba.”*

*Not really tiktok but-

8. “Say crack my finger.” “Crack my finger.” “Now say it backwards.” “Finger my crack- WAIT-”

9. “Say Choke,” “Choke.” “Say Mead” “Mead” “Now say Addy” “Addy” “Okay, now say it all together, fast.” “Choke-Mead-Addy? Choke Me Daddy? ...OH”

First set of Tiktok Prompts can be found here!

11. “You wanna know how I know how depressed I am? I got this peanut butter jar a week ago,” Character A shoves the jar in Character B’s face, “a fucking week ago! It is almost all gone- Also, I don’t know if you can notice the fact that there are no spoon marks- those are all finger marks! ‘Cause you know why? ‘Cause I stand here at 2 am in my kitchen, just fingering my fucking peanut butter and putting it in my mouth like a goddamn idiot!”

12. Character A is playing the guitar. “Real women- hex their husbands. We don’t need no- husband that hasn’t been hexed.” Character A proceeds to play two more chords before chucking the guitar.

13. “If someone were to describe you to somebody you’ve never met, would they describe you as a Christian?” “No, they’d actually describe me as GUNDHAM TANAKA!!!!!!!!”

14. Character A is singing. Character B slides a note under the door that reads “shut the fuck up”. Character A slows for a second but raises their voice as they finish the line, screaming the final word.

15. “You know only food goes on the table?” “Well, if food goes on the table then-” Character A sits on the table. Character C grabs a fork and looks at Character A suggestively.

16. “Real women- WET THE BED! We don’t need no- BATHROOM BREAK! Real women. WET THE BED!” Character A plays a few more chords. “AAAHHH!!”

17. "Hello my friend! I wrote a song for my ex boyfriend, and it goes something like this.” Character A strums once, “Fuck you!”

18. “When it comes to intelligence, I make Albert Einstein look like a sack of dead fish that’s been beaten repeatedly against a wall. And to prove the German vermin wrong, I’m going to crack one of his most famous equations.” Character A writes frantically, making unnecessary and dramatic noises/complaints before stopping and laughing, “E doesn’t equal MC squared,” throws the pen, “it’s just the fifth letter of the alphabet.” Character A backs up, turns and walks into the door.

19. “Learning numbers as an introvert! One. The number of people I like: me. Two. The minimum number of eyes I must avoid at all times. Three. The number of times I have to mumble my name before someone stops asking for it. Four. The number of seconds I can try and preform small talk before I scream. Five. The number of places nearby I know I can hide at all times to avoid someone.”