I love when bisexuals say "I swing both ways!" because then I just imagine asexuals perching on an unmoving swing, staring uncomfortably deep into your very soul as you try to climb the jungle gym.

Peak Dragon Age player experience is rewriting canon in your worldstate regardless of what the game says.

Dick and Tim doing that “I’m so hungry I could eat” prank on Jason but it’s his ex-gf he never moved on from, so he genuinely starts tearing up.

I like to imagine that Nasty Burger is kinda like a more extreme Waffle House in the DP universe. Like Amity Park has a 'Nasty Burger index' where they gauge how bad a ghost problem is based on how the Nasty Burger is operating, it they are functioning normally its just something like Skulker or Ember, if they have a reduced menu some sort of calamity has occured like Pariah Dark invading, and if they're closed it's a lost cause, there is no hope and they are doomed. The only time Nasty Burger has ever closed outside of regular operating hours was when the building blew up in TUE, they were open through the end of Phantom Planet and had no plans of ending operations until the building wasn't standing.