Oct 13, 2022
it’s a common misconception that a five story tower is enough space for a wizard. they actually grow to fit the size of their habitat so you need at LEAST 20 stories, otherwise it’s cruel!!!
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it’s a common misconception that a five story tower is enough space for a wizard. they actually grow to fit the size of their habitat so you need at LEAST 20 stories, otherwise it’s cruel!!!
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(this story was inspired by B E A R a dsaf discord server enjoy this dsaf creepypasta mainly by the user @dinofur )
( also no i am not sorry for this the name of this creepypasta is
The Harry Lips Incident )
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Creepypasta Review: Bullet for My Valentine Cursed Redrum
Hello, my little maggots. Today I'm gonna be reviewing the creepypasta called "Bullet for My Valentine Cursed Redrum". Now, this is a pretty obscure pasta and probably nobody's ever heard of it, but I'm still gonna review it regardless.
You wanna know something? I expected this pasta to be good because I love rock and heavy metal music. But nope, all we got was a clichefest with shit grammar.
Here's the pasta:
Well, my little maggots, this one's gonna be shit. First of all, there's a ton of grammatical errors in this fuckfest of a story, making it really hard to follow. I was hoping that this would not be an issue. Also, the fact that most of the I's in this story are lowercased just pisses me off. Next time, AlexZander, please pay attention in English class. When I read this story, I had to mentally uppercase the I's that began a sentence. Also, the punctuation really sucks.
Second, this story is cliche madness. We have the blood, and... "Redrum"? REALLY? "Redrum" in a goshdamn creepypasta story?!? Nobody does that. Nobody. DOES THAT. Author, don't put horror movie references in your story just to make it scary. That just don't work. Also, nobody would turn into zombies because of music. That's like some cartoon bullshit.
Third, to put the cherry on top of the diarrhea shake that is this story.... the ending was just shit. Have a look at it:
What the hell is this? It's just a cliche of an ending. T-The ending could've been fucking better. Also, the "im" should be "I'm", and "cant" should be "can't". Overall, I give the story a big fat F-.
Here's what the author needs to do:
Fix the grammar
Remove the cliches
Not add horror references
Fix the punctuation
Fix the ending
Bye bye, my little maggots*! Hope to see you all in the next post!
*I like to call my fans maggots bc I love Slipknot lol
WARIOWARE: A DEN OF HELLISH NIGHTMARES IMPOSSIBLE TO BE CONCEIVED BY MERE HUMAN THOUGHT.
Have you ever played Mario Teaches Typing? Have you ever played Mario Teaches... DYING???
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IT’S TIME FOR SPINE-TINGLING HORROR, WITH MINECRAFT AND FLESHLIGHTS
Someone finally had the gumption to take on Pac-Man and warn us all of the truth behind this mysterious yellow circle. What you do with this knowledge is entirely up to you, but be warned: you are now a threat for possessing it.
