Can we address the fact that Naruto has his own Uchiha Harem�?
Seriously, I can make a list!
Sasuke loves him
Itachi loves him (but also ships SasuNaru, poor lad)
Madara falls for him since heâs like, the only person other than Hashirama that can kick his ass (he will dance with that boy)
Obito falls for him for aT LEAST ten minutes
He doesnât meet Shisui, but Iâm sure that lovable dork wouldâve fallen too (and they are so shippable and yet thereâs like, nothing for them and that is sad)
Sarada HAS to have like, at least a puppy crush on him at this point, you canât deny it
And while she may not fall for him in the conventional sense, but you canât tell me Mikoto wouldnât mother that child had she A. been given the chance and B. not been mid coup
WHERE DOES IT END NARU?! You gotta stop attracting the broody bunch, itâs bad for your health... and the health of your other love interests.
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Does anyone else have a little :) where there should be a number count on tabs open on google? No? Just me obsessed with way too many ships? Well damn.
Shinsui who is fed up with both clan and village takes one look at this cackling orange boy and goes 'you know what would make your pranks even better? ...Speed.' (And now no-one can catch Naruto other than Shinsui who is too busy being smug to bother)
Oh man oh man oh man
Thatâs exactly what Iâm talking about.
Like Naruto is, in canon, really really good at stealth/escape. Cause I mean the fact that he was able to hide from so many shinobi pre-graduation after a prank is legit impressive. Iâve always chalked Irukaâs ability to find/catch him up to the fact that Iruka probably knows Naruto better than anyone besides Sarutobi at that point.
So like, a No-Massacre AU where Naruto makes an endless game of just fucking with the entire Uchiha Police Force because âfuck yâall, thatâs whyâ and Shisui ends up catching wind of that is like âoh shit thatâs a fishcake after my own heartâ and just drops in on Naruto all âonly thing better than the ability to hide is being so godsdamn fast your stealth skills donât matter, now may I introduce you to both the body flicker jutsu and the entire idea of the Fourthâs Hiraishin?â
And poor touch/affection/attention starved and training obsessed Naruto is like âyes, yes you can pretty boy/lady/man/individual (because youâll never convince me Naruto has an entirely solid grasp of the concept of gender)â and then he proceeds to just fucking overpower the body flicker so fucking bad that heâs just blinking from place to place even if his aim and control need some work.
Naruto is immediately like âiâmma gonna be the fastest fucker alive and also change the entire goddamn worldâ
Shisui is delighted.
Itachi is intrigued and ends up testing Narutoâs chakra affinity by just like dropping in on him one day all ominously and then is like, âhmmmm maybe heâd like this entire bundles of scrolls on this subjectâ because he might be a pacifist but heâs also an Uchiha which automatically rates him as a 7 on the 1-10Â How Much Of A Dick Am I? Scale from birth and honestly fuck so much about the shinobi system.
And then Kakashi pulls himself out of his emotional dumpster fire long enough to be like âoh no I tripped and fell and just so happened to leave my entire collection of scrolls about Sealing as well as these tri-pronged kunai in Narutoâs apartment how unfortunateâ.
A new age of terror is born both on and off of the battlefield.
And that doesnât even count the sheer horror everyone feels when the two end up courting.
It is a match made in heaven for the two of them and a match made in hell for the rest of Konoha.
Pairing: ShisuiNaruto
Word count: 1640
Soulmate au: The one where the first rays of sunlight each day illuminate the spot your soulmate last touched you
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Chapter 114: ShisuiNaruto
Shisui had always been a fan of the dawn hours, even if he didnât know who his soulmate was yet. In his opinion there was no greater beauty in nature than the slow breaking of the sun over the horizon, the gradual lightening as the dark of night peacefully gave way to the morning. The colors were always pretty and the first sweet notes of birdsong never failed to start his day off in a wonderful mood.
If there was one thing he thought could have made dawn any better it would have been the presence of the person heâd been wanting to spend all of his time with lately. Unfortunately Naruto was the opposite of a morning person and remained largely oblivious to Shisuiâs flourishing crush. Actually, he seemed oblivious to any and all crushes on him despite the fact that nowadays one would be hard pressed to find a young girl or boy who didnât at least flash him a look of admiration every time he passed by. Being the village hero should have been great for Narutoâs dating life and yet as far as anyone knew he never accepted any of the numerous offers he received.
Leaning back on his palms and settling himself more comfortably atop the village water tower, Shisui allowed himself a wistful sigh. As much as he hated to be predictable, he had definitely been just as caught up as everyone else, crushing on the great Uzumaki Naruto from afar without a hope in hell of those feelings ever being return.
At the very least he didnât have to crush from all that far away since they happened to be friends with a great many of the same people. In fact, he would have gone so far as to say they were friends themselves by this point, although he definitely wouldnât have presumed to say that he was one of Narutoâs closest, most precious people. That honor stayed firmly with those of the group colloquially known as The Konoha Eleven, all from the same graduating class and most of whom had made jĹnin after the war was over.
Tilting his head back, Shisui grinned widely upon spotting the first hint of light in the sky above him. He was so lost in his own head, content and at ease in his morning rituals, that he almost didnât notice the chakra signature slowly ambling its way up the side of the tower. When a head of blond hair peeked over the side he only just barely managed not to start with fright.
âNaruto?â He examined the shambling beast in front of him with a great deal of surprise. âItâs, like, five in the morning; what are you doing up at this time?â The young man in question cracked his jaw on a yawn and flopped down on the top of the reservoir.
âYouâre always going on about how great this is, âttebayo. Wanted to come see for myself. Better be good or else I got out of bed for nothing.â
Shisui watched his friend slowly melt in to his position where he had sprawled on his belly, smiling to himself and resisting the urge to brush his fingers through blond spiky hair. âItâs great, I promise.â
He got no more than a grumble in reply but didnât let it bother him. Naruto was notoriously not a morning person, preferring to stay up late and sleep until almost noon. Shisui had always been aware that he was sort of an outlier for getting up so early voluntarily but it never bothered him much. It was amusing to watch all the hopeful couples dotting the village, hands linked as they waited for the first rays of the sun to touch them and show them if they were as meant to be together as they hoped. His favorites were the couples that leapt in to each otherâs arms and celebrated loud enough to wake the neighbors.
A sudden snort gave him a little start and Shisui realized that while heâd been thinking about couples in love his hand, the naughty thing, had wandered over to stroke Narutoâs cheek. He bit his lip as the blond fought his way out of the lingering clutches of sleep, looking over at him with an adorably confused expression.
âYou had something on your face,â he lied. Naruto grunted.
âWhereâs the sun?â Petulant whining shouldnât sound so adorable but by Kami he somehow managed it.
âItâs there,â Shisui answered, pointing to the east where a strip of gold was showing above the tree line. âGive it a few more minutes and it should reach us soon.â
Mumbling under his breath about possibly outlawing mornings when he eventually became Hokage, Naruto managed to sit up with only a medium amount of effort. Considering how tired he looked Shisui mentally applauded him for the grace he was exhibiting. At least he wasnât drooling. Then all that effort went out the window as he fell backwards and had to take a quick grip on Shisuiâs arm keep himself from plummeting down to the ground below.
Once settled, the two of them sat calmly together, eyes on the sky to watch the dawn as it heralded the beginning of another day. Shisui pointed out the color gradients to a tired Naruto, who grumbled reluctantly that they were indeed very pretty.
As the sun peeked its head up to greet the world, the shadows rolled back inch by inch and Shisui closed his eyes to greet the light when it fell upon him at last. He hummed with satisfaction in the back of his throat, another daily ritual successfully completed. Then he turned his head to peek over at Naruto, lips parting with the intention of asking him what he thought of the sunrise heâd gone to so much trouble just to wake up and see.
He froze before the question could ever leave his mouth. Narutoâs cheek was glowing.
It looked as though diamonds were hidden under his skin, giving the sun-darkened cheek a tiny strip of silvery overlay that glittered distractingly, standing out quite obviously from the rest of him. When Naruto realized he was being stared at, he looked back at Shisui with a questioning face and a grunt of confusion.
âWassamatter?â he asked, words slurring together. âI got something on my face?â
âYes,â Shisui replied honestly. He lifted an arm to point but Naruto never followed his finger, gaze stuck on his forearm instead.
âHoly shit your arm is all spakly!â
Shisui looked down to see that Naruto was correct: the spot on his arm where the younger had gripped him was lit up with the same silvery gleam he had just been gaping at. The two of them stared at each otherâs spots for a few moments, dumbfounded, until finally the shine began to fade. Only the very first rays of sunlight each day revealed the place your soulmate last touched you and already the moment was quickly passing. Neither of them were able to pull their eyes away until both of their skin had returned to normal. Then they met each otherâs gazes as the silence stretched.
It was Naruto who broke it first.
âDoes that make you like my soulmate or something?â
âYes,â Shisui breathed. âWeâreâŚweâre soulmates.â He could hardly believe it even as the words left his mouth.
Silence fell back in to the miniscule amount of space between them, filling it up and leaving Shisui to grow more and more tense as the seconds ticked by. Doubt trickled in to his mind until he began to question if maybe Naruto was disappointed to find out they were matched. Could he have had his eye on someone else already?
âIs that okay?â When he finally spoke up, Narutoâs voice was impossibly small. Shisui blinked in surprise.
âWhat do you mean âokayâ?â
âJust that Iâve got a demon fox inside me and Iâm pretty loud and I know Iâm not the smartest guy. Like, Iâm not stupid. I know Iâm pretty popular right now but thatâs fake stuff that they like me for and theyâre all the same people that hated me before they even knew me, anyway. Youâre a really cool guy and â okay donât laugh but I sort of have a crush on you? So I would totally get if you were disappointed that itâs just me who ends up being your soulmate.â
âNaruto!â Shisui had to call over his companionâs voice to get him to stop talking. âThat wasâŚwow. Iâm not disappointed, okay? I think youâre amazing.â
âReally?â
âReally.â
Nodding slowly, Naruto suddenly broke out in to a wide grin. âCool.â
âAnd, uh, I sort of have a crush on you too.â
âWhaaaaat!? But! Youâ! Does that mean I can kiss you!?â
Shisui blinked rapidly a few times and hoped he never woke up from this amazing fever dream. A wild laugh escape him before he could manage to whisper, âYes please.â
Naruto launched himself in to Shisuiâs arms, who caught him and held him tightly as their mouth slotted together for an incredibly uncoordinated first kiss. It was messy and a bit wet and Shisui nearly swooned when he realized that it didnât seem like Naruto had ever kissed anyone before. Was this why he was never seen out on any dates before? Could he have been waiting until he found his soulmate? It was a sappy idea yet it sounded just like him.
Above their heads the sun continued to rise, illuminating another day and waking the birds in the forests to rise and sing out in joyous chorus. None of them, however, could match the joy in Shisuiâs heart as he clung tightly to his newly discovered perfect other half.
âThis was definitely worth waking up for, dattebayo!â
Shisui having any interaction/bond with Naruto hits me in the most tender parts of my heart because that boy was arguably the strongest Uchiha by the age of 15 and his Mangekyou was God-tier and don't tell me he looked at tiny lost half-feral toddler Naruto and didn't see the Yondaime reflected right back. And he knew he had to do something and he had a sweet cousin having trouble connecting with people so he just throws this mistreated angel at Itachi and mothers and plots for world dominarion
YES!
Shisui would hands down know.
I could totally see him just fucking gently punting Naruto towards Itachi and/or Sasuke then sitting back and watching the aftermath while eating dango or something.
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Mr.Kayes is an ex lawmen that wanted a change of scenery, and Mr.Shinaru practices a form of martial art that comes in handy around here!