#shielditdept

He is not to submit a work order to ALICE or JARVIS for them to fix it remotely.

Effective immediately, IT/AI Department Director Rigby Fallon is stepping down and accepting a posting elsewhere in SHIELD. Agent Ceric Neesh has been promoted to Department Director in his place. Congratulations, Department Director Neesh.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A 'NO RESCUE' STATUS. AT ALL. EVERYONE GETS RESCUED IF POSSIBLE. YOU WILL ABIDE BY THE RESCUE TRIAGE LIST COMPILED BY HR. THE LOWEST PRIORITY EMPLOYEES ARE THE ONES THAT CAN FLY OR REGENERATE. AND MYSELF. EVERYONE GETS RESCUED. EVEN IF THEY JUMPED ON PURPOSE.

Thanks, boss. I'm all right. Just... got a little shook up, made a hasty decision. I'm cool now. Ready to get back to work.

"Hi?" Vivian did not look up from her book, one hand waving in greeting. "Agent Stanton of Intergalactic Relations. And you?"

No. We've been through this. I'm not joining your fps guild.