#stanneritdept

MEMO #292

Agent S. Tanner is hereby ordered to cease telling agents who call the IT/AI Help Desk with question regarding the Level One computer password that it is “password.” He must either tell them what the password really is, or tell them where it can be found.

If he persists in this charade, Agent S. Tanner will be the one who must visit the terminal in question to unlock it when it shuts down after too many “incorrect password” attempts.

MEMO #3

This is a reminder that the annual S.H.I.E.L.D. census will be emailed out next week. Completion of the census is mandatory, as is turning it in on time.

To address one of the issues we had last year, unless you really are extraterrestrial in origin, you are to answer the ‘race’ category honestly, and please remember that “awesome,” “superhero,” “Avenger,” and even “Midgardian” are NOT considered races. Also, there is no write-in option, so do not hack the online form again this year as Director Fallon of the IT/AI Department is personally monitoring the site and will take any breaches as a personal affront. Agent Romanoff has been authorized to deal with such affronts for him.