#serpenthook

CJ? huge lesbian, Freddie’s been her gf

Harry? flirts with anyone and everyone on two legs. kissed Gil and gets jealous when he bonds with Jay, falling over his feet for Uma, literally goes for one girl after the next at the end of D3. he is fighting for his life in the Biggest Simp competition against Chad Charming and his uncle Morgie and is somehow still winning (and they have literally barked 🙄)

Harriet??? oh lord is she a girlkisser. I will fully buy that she’s bi, but she kisses women

and if you’re a Hook kid! Red advocate, boom, glassheart.

James Hook x Morgie Le Fay

I love these homos

Teaser : (from chapter 1)

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It was strange. But Red rather likes her Mom genuinely caring about her feelings. It’s weird. But nice. A weird nice. 

But first. Chloe. It’s definitely weird she couldn’t find her yet. 

“I’m just looking for Chloe. Have you seen her anywhere?”

The red queen is confused, “Who's Chloe? Is she a new friend of yours?”

Red is only more perturbed by this response, how her mom doesn't know who her best friends daughter is definitely sending out alarm bells in her head, “Chloe Mom, Chloe Charming. Cinderellas daughter?"

Bridget gives her a look between confused and, shockingly, hurt, "Honey? I don't know what you're implying here? Your mother doesn't have another daughter. Just you."

It takes Red a second to process what's just been said. Visibly jerking back, "My WHAT?!'

HEEHEE!!!! I hope that teaser gave you a little inkling on what’s to come! Chapter will probably be posted later today or tomorrow. I’m going to renn fair so I’ll be busy most of today lol.

Feel free to ask questions about my The Choice au! I love this concept I’ve created and I’m gonna do my very best to write the whole thing despite my chronic illness of never being able to finish a multi chapter fic 😅

🏴‍☠️Young!James Hook x Morgie Le Fay Dating Headcanons🐍

Pairing: Morgie Le Fay x Young!James Hook

Plot: Just dating headcanons of them getting into some shenanigans!

Extra: Hey guys! I'm still sick and haven't been able to write. I've been resting but I feel horrible so I did this for you all! Hooksie one of my favorite ships🫶

- They have one singular braincell that they share

- Black cat x orange cat dynamic

- A couple months before they started dating, most people already assumed they were dating because they mostly acted like it and they were both just oblivious

- Hook always tries to find ways to annoy Uliana and Morgie always tries stopping him. Uliana is annoyed either way

- Hook always suggests they study together, knowing damn well they will not be studying and just goof off the whole time

- Neither of them are used to emotional intimacy so it was very awkward when they first started dating

- After the initial awkwardness they easily became the most annoying couple in school

- They set up a bunch of candles and flowers and make the mood very romantic just to play Uno and yell at each other

- They’re both very romantic but a little tone deaf

- They argue but most of the time only one of them is arguing and the other has no idea

- “You know what? I’m done arguing.” “We were arguing?”

- They’re banned from most public spaces. Restaurants, parks, grocery stores, malls, pretty much anywhere

- ^ usually banned due to their dates and getting in trouble. Whether it was intentional or not

- Always doing stupid dangerous teenager stuff in the middle of the night and calling it a date

- ^ climbing fences, pushing each other down hills in a stolen shopping cart, trespassing, graffiti, TPing houses, ect

- They often trespass into this field that gives the perfect views of the stars. There’s a little stone bench and some animals and they just hold hands and point out the stars.

- They sneak into movies all the time.

- The one place they aren’t banned from and don't have to sneak into is the arcade

- ^ They’re lovers but become rivals the moment they step into the arcade. Always trying to beat each other’s highest scores. They’re definitely regulars there

- They record mixtapes for each other on cassettes like every other month. Listening to them 24/7

- ^ These playlists definitely have Guns n Roses, U2, Queen, AC/DC, and more

- They do movie nights with movies they'll think they'd make fun of but end up loving it

- ^ The Princess Bride and Heathers is definitely one of those movies

- Hook is more affectionate than Morgie but Morgie loves the affection. They're still both very clingy

- Hook always pulling in Morgie for kisses

- They both fluster each other so much. Hook usually does flusters Morgie on purpose and Morgie usually flusters Hook on accident but finds it adorable

- They have attempted to start a band with the other VKs multiple times but it has never worked out

- They cuddle 24/7 and kiss and hold hands and are literally piling on each other, trying to be as physically close as possible

- If one of them is out from school because he's sick, the other will skip school to take care of him

- They always do cringey obscure couple Halloween costumes that no one understands

- When they goof off in class and the teacher is lecturing them, they definitely keep looking at each other and have to hold in from busting out laughing

- ^ Detention buddies

- Morgie leaves little sticky note drawings and letters for Hook just throughout the day.

- ^ Hook keeps a couple of them in his wallet

- Theatre kids and definitely make jokes about their chatacters dating each other in the show

(headsup this is the descendants versions of the characters)

Snow x Florian Yes, it would be the first time for both of them so they would probably find it more comfortable following the "proper" rules

Belle x Adam .... honestly- doubt is HEAVY, no I do not believe they did it when Adam was in beast form and I can see them waiting until marriage but- with everything they went through I would not be surprised if they did it the first night after he was turned back to a human

Hades x Maleficent No, no they didn't They did it in high school and you will never convince me otherwise

Cinderella x Charming Yes, but mainly because Charming's father rushed the wedding since he wanted his son to get married ASAP

Eugene x Rapunzel No no no no no, and no With all the shenanigans these two have been up to I do not see them waiting until after the wedding

Anna x Kristoff No, I would say Frozen 2 even alluded to that they did it before the wedding