#send sleep

I woke up at 11:30 AM with blurry vision in one eye.

Did it go away?

NO.

Did it get worse?

Also no.

Did that stop everyone from being like “okay so we need to rule out STROKE and MS”?

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT.

So off to the ER I went, where I proceeded to spend approximately nine thousand years being medically perceived.

They CT scanned my head.

CT came back “promising.”

PROMISING.

Not “normal.”

Not “everything is fine.”

Promising.

Cool cool cool. Very comforting word to hear regarding the contents of one’s skull.

Then they ULTRASOUNDED MY FUCKING EYEBALL because they needed to make sure my retina wasn’t detaching.

Good news: retina remains attached.

🎉 CONGRATULATIONS TO MY RETINA FOR MEETING THE BARE MINIMUM JOB REQUIREMENTS. 🎉

At some point the doctor started talking about optic neuritis, which requires an MRI to investigate properly, and because my body has impeccable comedic timing, I cannot get the MRI until Monday.

I am also being referred to an ophthalmologist.

So we have CT scans. Eyeball ultrasounds. An upcoming MRI. An ophthalmologist.

All because ONE EYEBALL woke up blurry and refused to elaborate.

But my favorite part of this entire fucking ordeal was the doctor coming back after they gave me medication:

Dr: Any changes in your vision?

Me: No.

Dr: The medication didn’t help?

Me: Was it supposed to?

Dr: Theoretically.

Me: Then no.

THEORETICALLY.

MY GUY.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEORETICALLY.

So anyway.

I have now been released from medical jail after spending the entire fucking night there. We have ruled out retinal detachment, the CT apparently did not reveal anything immediately horrifying, and my mystery eyeball is still under investigation.

There has actually been a little improvement today, so that’s something.

Current diagnosis:

¯\(ツ)/¯

Current treatment:

✨ theoretically ✨

Current state:

Me: *half asleep* not

Sister: come downstairs we watch bnha

Me: I sleppy

Sister: I make bredstik

I’m planning a trip to DisneyWorld

I should be sleeping but my mind has decided that I’m going to plan out a trip to Florida with my brother.

Two problems with that

1. My brother has to decide on somethings and I have to wait for his desicions

2. I NEED TO GO TO BED

- Davey is too good at scrabble...also monopoly, connect 4, chess, snakes and ladders, guess who, cluedo, any board game you can think of; strategy, luck or otherwise based Davey is going to win it

-Jack won’t care cause he’s heart eyes for Davey,

- Race will definitely care and has flipped the games, tables the game were on and tables from another room after flipping the board over.

(After an incident where a table got flipped and 14 cups were smashed, 3 people got cut by said cups, and the carpet stained by juice; the table was replaced with a v v heavy one that was bolted to the floor)

- Spot will start shouting at Davey for cheating; even though everyone else is cheating to try and win. It will end in Spot calling Davey a Not Nice Name, storming into the kitchen and eating left overs till he calms down. 

- Romeo has cried on multiple occasions from losing 2 player board games to Davey, completely confused at how his [terrible] technique for connect 4 couldn’t work. 

(One time, Davey let him win, as Romeo would not let Davey leave till he won a game, and after 24 wins, Davey had had enough. Romeo wouldn’t shut up about it for weeks till Spot told him that Davey had let him win and forced Davey to confess)

- Specs gave up after one game of snakes and ladders as Race got angry, flipped a table, and accidentally gave Specs a bloody nose in the process.

- Sarah learnt from a young age, that there was no point in trying to beat Davey. “Don’t need that kinda stress thanks, I’ll stick to watching all hell break loose”

- Crutchie spent a lot of time in hospital when he was younger, and it was constant board games. So whenever he sees someone bring one out, he makes a swift exit (But 100% texts Davey encouragements)

-The last time a board game was played in the group was the first one Katherine joined in on. Davey and Kath played chess.

-the group use Davey playing chess as a baptism of fire for anyone interested in playing board games with them. Due to how quick and painful it is.

- However; Katherine beat Davey. It was a long game, but when she called check-mate. All. Hell. Broke. Loose.

  Davey couldn’t believe his eyes, the group were sat around before, waiting for Kath to get angry but were just in utter shock, Race jumped up and stated swearing in disbelief, and Kath had no clue what the hell was going on.

- They found Davey three hours later going over what happened, with a cookie in one hand (given by Jack to cheer him up...three hours ago) and a pencil rapidly writing down every move, in the other.