Would you fuck a clone of yourself? Gentlemen Bastards Edition
The Falconer: I don’t want to fuck my clone because that would be gay sex and I’m not gay
Zamira: I’m not gay but I would totally fuck my clone
Nazca: I’m gay but I still don’t want to fuck my clone, that’s gross and weird
Locke: I don’t want to fuck my clone because my self-loathing is THAT strong
Don and Doña Salvara: I’d totally fuck my clone because I want to know if I’m good in bed
Jean: I’d totally do all sorts of things to my clone I’d be too embarrassed to ask someone else to do
Father Chains: I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil
Sabetha: I’d fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck ME than ME?
Selendri: It’s basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal.
Requin: To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy
Ezri: It’s not the same as masturbating; it’d be like having sex with your twin. Wrong and bad!
The Sanzas: Not only would I have sex with my clone. I’d probably make a bunch of clones and just get it on with all of them at once because that’s how pro clone-fucking I am.

















