Aug 10, 2020
Jean: Locke, you CANNOT have four people on a motorcycle, it’s not safe!
Locke: Wait, four?
Jean: Yes, fo—
Locke: FUCK, BUG FELL OFF
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Jean: Locke, you CANNOT have four people on a motorcycle, it’s not safe!
Locke: Wait, four?
Jean: Yes, fo—
Locke: FUCK, BUG FELL OFF
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Locke after replacing the void in his heart that Sabetha left with Bug: I may be a pretty shitty boyfriend, but turns out I’m actually a damn good babysitter
Bug: I don’t come from your typical nuclear family. I have four dads.
Jean: You know, when Sabetha gets brought up in conversation, Locke gets a little...
Calo: Psycho?
Galdo: Scary?
Bug: Drunk?
Jean: All three
Locke: My first girlfriend left me in the middle of the night after our adoptive father died
Bug: That’s rough buddy
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Bug: Hey Locke could you drive me to the mall?
Locke: What did Jean say?
Bug: No
Locke: So then why are you asking me?
Bug: Because he’s not the boss of you
Locke, internally: This is a trap
Bug: I’m telling you, Orphan Twists work! Every time I had a problem and I threw an Ophan Twist at it, BOOM! Suddenly I had a different problem!
Locke: I don’t trust whatever the Sanzas are teaching Bug.
Calo: Remember to always tip at least 20%, even if she’s rude. You never know what’s going on in her life and you should always give the benefit of the doubt.
Bug: *taking notes*
Jean: Idk Locke, it seems innocent enough
Galdo: Especially given what she’s doing for you.
Locke: I don’t think they’re talking about restaurants