#screamingarrows

reaver doing what he does best: taking out the trash.

bonus ‘omw to wreck a fuck boy’:

That vine where the kid falls off the diving board and someone recording goes “he needs some milk!”

okay and I can’t stop thinking about the Hulk absolutely slapping Thor’s body around and Loki just “he needs some milk!!”

I’m wrecked

Like I can’t work I’m thinking about it so much it’s so funny. “He needs some milk!” Ahdjfk

Name: Zoe

Gender: f

Star Sign: Aries

Height: 5′6″ (167cm if ur too cool for inches)

Sexuality: Bi

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Teacher Crush: Never had one

If You Could Go Anywhere: I want to go back to Inverness

Where do you see yourself in 10 years: Probably under a cat

Coolest Halloween costume: I was Kim Possible my senior year of high school

Favorite 90s show: It’s gotta be Stargate: SG-1, no hesitation

Last kiss? That was my friend (if you’ve been around for the past however many years you might remember the crush-who-must-not-be-named. It was him). Back in January

Ever been stood up? Nope.

Fave shoes: I have one pair of shoes that I wear every day, it’s gotta be those.

Fave fruit: Mangoes, but pineapples are awesome too. 

Fave book: Monstrous Regiment by Terry Pratchett

Stupidest thing ive ever done: I was on my way home from a student exchange trip in Asia when I had an 8 hour layover in Beijing Airport. I was really hungry, so I walked around the terminal to see if I could find any food. I kept strictly kosher at the time, and since everything was in Chinese I decided to eat something with a brand name I recognized to make sure I wasn't accidentally eating pork or shrimp. So I got to the convenience store and they didn’t really have anything to eat, but they did have mentos. I figured mentos should be fine. 

I was wrong. 

The mentos were fruit flavored, which I found odd for a mint but okay. I had five or six before I got on the plane. They went down a little weird but I figured that was just travel stress. I had a couple more once I was on the plane. About two hours into the flight I decided to have another. The guy sitting next to me took a break from sucking his girlfriend’s face long enough to turn to me and point out that these mentos were not mints. They were gum. 

I couldn’t eat or take a shit for the next day and a half. To this day that is the stupidest thing I’ve ever done.

thank u <3!

@oldfashionedvillain

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What I think about their blog: where to fucking begin. its so cool and neat ugh. we should talk tho <3

@keoghanbarry

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What I think about their blog: its hella on point alright. love the blue touch!

@screamingarrows

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What I think about their blog: ur seriously one cute person also pls teach me about hockey bc i dont understand jackshit

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 @screamingarrows i appreciate your honesty. the beard isn’t for everyone but that beard is right up my alley. *swoons*