The Art of Looking "Natural" at 2 AM

nothing fuels a more intense adrenaline rush than hearing those footsteps in the hallway when you’re supposed to be three hours into a REM cycle. your brain literally short-circuits and suddenly you’re lying there in the most ergonomically impossible position known to man, hoping your mom doesn't notice you're breathing like you just ran a marathon. it’s not just a sleeping position; it’s a performance piece. it’s giving “renaissance painting of a fallen soldier” but make it under a duvet.