be a scholar ! make a dollar !

I took your skull off display because my guests kept saying it looked noticeably gayer than the other skulls

i cannot relate to people who put gum under tables i have nothing in common with people who put gum under tables i honestly find it hard to accept the humanity of people who put gum under tables

Any Scarlet born after 1963 can't uphold the family legacy...all they know is be bisexual, have mystical connections, eat unhealthily, and lie

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point