#sauronbo

Friend: Come watch this show with me. I think you'll like. Me: Is there a het couple in it? Friend: ...Maybe. Me: Okay but is there shipping potential between two people of the same sex? Friend: What do you mean by shipping potential? Me: Are there two same sex characters or of non-cis gender identities that enjoy each others presence, are not paired up with someone of the opposite sex, do not die or end up miserable, and show up often in the show? Friend: Umm....No? Me: Okay. No, thank you then. *leaves*

It’s not that I’m not interested, I am in fact about once a day I see it on netflix and go ‘should I?’. But then I remember the pain of fandoms and go ‘maaaaybe not right now’

Thank you so much for 100+ followers! To honor this, here is a set of Ben pointing the middle finger.