#satsouffle

Rules: Give us the links to your fic with the most hits, second most kudos, third most comments, fourth most bookmarks, fifth most words, and fic with the least words (feel free to interpret however you would like; if not on AO3, can be on Tumblr or FFNET, etc)!

thanks for the tag @voluptatiscausa <3

Most hits

To Tell the Truth Rated Mature. Complete. 14,451 words

Whouffaldi moments woven between episodes. Mostly canon-compliant.

Second most kudos

Lending a Hand  Rated Explicit. Complete. 7,057 words

In his heavenly form he wouldn’t have had this dilemma at all because there was no corporeality with which to struggle.

And on the other, much less ephemeral and much more literal hand, he currently had a very noticeable (and increasingly painful) erection.

Third most comments

The Tale of Brave Sir Belle  Rated Teen. WIP/abandoned. 72,217 words

Tumblr prompt. Seeking adventure, Belle disguises herself as a boy to become a Knight. She stumbles upon more than she can handle, squired to the once-legendary hero Sir Rumplestiltskin. The two grow closer than they ever expected. As magic begins to reawaken in the kingdom, dangers lurk both near and far…

Fourth most bookmarks

Personal Assistance Rated Explicit. Incomplete but technically finished. 52,470 words

Clara Oswald leaves behind teaching to enter the world of British politics. What better way to make a splash than by working for the infamous Malcolm Tucker?

And if discovering a (mutual) attraction happens to catch them both off-guard…. well, that's just life, right?

Fifth most words

None of Your Business Rated Explicit. Complete. 37,640 words

“Well, it’s very nice to meet you at last, Angus.” She rolled his name around in her mouth as though she hadn’t been screaming it the night before.

Least words

Apex Rated Mature. Complete. 97 words

A poem and podfic based on this Werewolf Aziraphale art by Quona!

Fourfer, here we go:

A total crackship that somehow gained ground, didn't see that coming. What stuns me about this one is that a bone got tossed to us in the finale. NEVER forget Lilith going to sacrifice herself, and Barnaby with his very moisturized hands jumped in and got her out of harm's way, an action we hadn't seen from him before. Incredible.

Before getting into Spy x Family I had the wrong idea about Twilight/Loid and Yor, but now we've gotten to a juncture in the manga that we're really seeing something cooking. Feel some feelings, guys. Do it for Anya.

You know, the thing about these two is that you kind of take them for granted. The manga starts with them paired up, and so you don't even notice their relationship building until it's brought up into the plot. I call them criminally underrated because Undead Unluck needs more love.

I must return the category where I praise the fanfiction I liked. And this forking masterpiece pushed me to it.

Dear author @kronoskingofthemonkeypeople I just want to thank you very much. It was funny, hot and so in character. I literally felt a sense of happiness reading your work, and I was in this state for a couple of days after it. Your work is amazing, such as it is one in a thousand. But as I told you, for some things, words are not enough. In my gratitude, let me bring you a small gift inspired by your work 🥺❤️❤️❤️

Thought I’d refresh the post again, just because it’s been more than a hot minute.

Rules:

Prompts are to be sent in asks only (no comments, please and thank you, as it hinders my ability to reply properly).

I have the right to not write a prompt if it makes me feel uncomfortable or I am not well-enough-versed in the character/pairing/fandom.*** Also see Rule #9.

AUs are cool, but bonus points if they’re uncommon.

Prompts based off any of my other stories are acceptable and in some cases encouraged. Stuck on an idea? Try here or here.

Multiple prompts from the same person are allowed, just not in the same message. Similar prompts/prompts that go well together may be combined.

“But I sent in a prompt long ago and it hasn’t been written” yes I have quite a few in my backlog just sitting there but I’ve been staring at them for so long it’s painfully obvious I’m not getting anywhere anytime soon with them and sometimes working on others jogs my ability to pick some of the old ones back up and stuff.

Common prompt fandoms are listed in the tags. Prompts from fandoms not tagged are also acceptable, but please only if you know I am versed in said fandom. Same goes for ships.

Though I don’t always write it, or avoid writing anything explicit, I do accept nsfw prompts, occasionally codenamed “the prawns”. These fics are subject to certain levels of scrutiny, however, due to reasons.

I WILL NOT ACCEPT PROMPTS AT THE MOMENT CONCERNING THE DWS10 FINALE, UNLESS WE ARE TALKING CLASSIC WHO, NOR THE THIRTEENTH DOCTOR, because, again, I reserve that right.

I always accept asks that are questions, comments, concerns, or opinions!