thinking abt how cute milton and poppy could've been if my poor girl survived..... imagine her picking him up after D&D in her bmw x5 m with the matte pink wraps..... nerd boy & his girlfriend that's way out of his league.......
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thinking abt how cute milton and poppy could've been if my poor girl survived..... imagine her picking him up after D&D in her bmw x5 m with the matte pink wraps..... nerd boy & his girlfriend that's way out of his league.......
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Morven meeting like any sort of baby any of her friends have/adopt:
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Pulling out a year-old draft here lol
re: Morven as the weed aunt, I feel like she's the relative/family friend who just does not know how to behave around children and has no interest in learning how to do so, so she basically treats you with a sort of light disdain for the first twenty years of your life. Then at some point in your young adulthood she hands you a cigarette unprompted at a family party and tells you all the good gossip that you were too young to hear before. You're still kind of scared of Aunt Morven but now it's less in a "she's going to eat me" way and more in an awe-inspiring way. You're still not sure if she likes you but you'd definitely call her to bail you out of jail.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Oxventure (Web Series) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Happen/Robin Oatcake, Cressida Blackwater/Morven Hellwain Characters: Happen (Oxventure), Robin Oatcake, Cressida Blackwater, Morven Hellwain, Willowfine (Oxventure), Lug (Oxventure) Additional Tags: Getting Together, Established Relationship, I apologise for the inevitable contradictory tags, Making Out, First Kiss, Fluff and Angst, Jealousy, Dialogue Heavy, Aromantic Asexual Willowfine, was not originally my intention but she is so aro/ace in this fic, Autistic Happen (Oxventure) Summary:
Willowfine knew that things would probably get complicated the longer they travelled together.
She just didn't expect that it would fall to her to sort out everyone's relationships.
Given your museum knowledge, how do you feel about an Oxventure Musuem AU? Like I think Dob would love interacting with the school kids that come in for field trips and the like while Merilwen would love to educate people, especially about more like nature and animal-related artifacts, and I think Corazón would enjoy being able to do the tours and being loud and the center of attention. I'm note entirely what sure what Prudence and Egbert would do (maybe Bismuth is the janitor and Binbag like owns the museum?) but I wanted to pass this idea onto you because I'm pretty sure you know more about museums than me.
oooooo... Okay Dob and Corazon are educators/tour guides giving WILDLY different versions of whatever the museum's content is lol. Merilwen is desperately trying to keep a rein on them, but they're genuinely good with the kids and aren't saying anything incorrect, even if she'd prefer they be slightly more professional about it. They're by far her best educators, regardless. I feel like Dob's good with the little kids especially, and I could see Corazon doing well with teens because he puts on a "how do you do, fellow kids" attitude that manages to be funny rather than cringe.
Egbert feels like the public program or development director to me, he's got the pamphletting experience to do some good outreach and honestly he seems like a great person to plan a fundraiser. He got forced to resign from his old museum because he caught a board member (Shattershield, perhaps) misappropriating funds. His programs are super weird but a great time and absolutely get the public in the door.
Prudence and Merilwen feel like executive director of and director of operations, respectively. I think Prudence's ruthlessness and take-no-shit attitude would suit her as someone making high level decisions, and Merilwen would be good at handling the nitty gritty, day-to-day issues. She's the treasurer for a reason! Also the director of my museum once described our director of ops as "frighteningly competent" and I think that fits Merilwen very well. I think Merilwen started in education and worked her way through departments so she's familiar with every aspect of the museum.
Bismuth is that one volunteer who's been there for 8000 years and definitely does and says some weird stuff, but everyone's convinced the place would fall to pieces without her.
Binbag is on the board and he like, only sort of understands how the museum actually operates. He keeps asking them to do things that aren't really within their scope as an institution but he insists that they're important. His heart's in the right place.
Liliana works for one of those for-profit museums or galleries, like the museum of ice cream or the van gogh experience. She runs into them all at industry events and won't shut up about how they could make more money if they weren't a nonprofit.
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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Oxventure (Web Series) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Cressida Blackwater/Morven Hellwain Characters: Morven Hellwain, Cressida Blackwater Additional Tags: Dialogue Heavy, Asexual Morven Hellwain, Angst, Hurt No Comfort Summary:
Morven despises intimacy, always has, yet she can't help but crave it with her questing companion, Cressida Blackwater.
So I was doing the math of the Oxventurers' birth years if Oxventure took place in the modern day of 2026 (y'know bc why not?) and
Merilwen (who is 102) would've been born in 1924. She would've been there for the prohibition, and the great depression, and WW2, and the fall of the Berlin wall, and the beginning of the information super-highway and just, like, doesn't that boggle the mind?
Corazón (who is 30) would've been born in 1996, which is pretty normal.
Prudence and Dob (who are both 28) would've both been born in 1998, which feels kinda young but still pretty normal.
And last but certainly not least, Egbert (who is 24) would've been born in
Drumroll please 🥁🥁🥁
2002!
Egbert, in a modern AU, would be a 2002 baby!! 2002!!
Random question but do you think Egbert's bedroom is on the ground floor (y'know closer to the kitchen) or on an upper floor with presumably everyone elses' rooms?
His bedroom is on the ground floor
His bedroom is on an upper floor