#sandrome

Within the harbinger meeting room in the cold winters of snezhnaya. The harbingers, the most powerful people tevyet has ever known, stare into each other eyes waiting for others to break. The meeting had been going on for hours, yet no one had said a word. It had been about discussing the budget for the next year but now it had turned into a cold war.

Arrlechino shoots pantalone a death stare, enraged over the idea of cutting the hearth’s magic show budget. She grips her coffee mug so hard it begins to crack. Pantalone however continues to stare unwavering, seemly unmoved by her clear desire to murder him.

Pierro turns the pages of his spell book, less actually reading and more threatening to cast spells that contorts a very unlucky harbinger’s body like a pretzel. Sandrome has seemingly directed her robot to peel fruit, everyone is sure that’s there is some sort of murdery metaphor to it but no one can place their finger on what she means.

Columbina, unbothered by her colleagues visible hatred, carves drawings into the glass table;it releases an unholy sound that can only be described as a worse version of nails on a chalk board.

The tense is heavy and the room is quiet. No one blinks, no one dares to even make a move. The hours tick down and it doesn’t seems close to stopping. That is until the harbingers infamous wild card decided to make a move. He waltzes into the meeting room with glee, an hour late.

Tartaglia proudly takes his seat and clears his throat as if trying to remember a speech, only to shrug. He wiggles his fingers like a magician about to pull a rabbit from a hat and sticks his hand into his harbinger coat. His eyes light up with madness and glee has he reveals what he has brought, a gun.

The harbingers tear their eyes off each other and direct their vision towards tartalgia, who simply smirks. He places the fully loaded gun on the table and crosses his arms, as if celebrating some unseen victory. The air in the room has clearly changed despite no one having made a move. For a moment the room is silent, all eyes the gun but no one moves an inch.

Until arrlechino punches pantalone in the face, shattering his glasses, and lunges for the gun. Dotttore yanks the firearm out of her hands only to be slammed multiple times into the table by capitano, who rips it from his hands. Columbina climbs on top of him and begins a tug of war for the weapon. She’s flung left and right by capitano but refuses to let go, like a suborn tick on a ragging bull. She’s slammed onto the wall with the gun. Her body moves and cracks in unnatural ways as she emerges from the cater.

She giggles happily only to shriek as she is kicked in the gut by signora’s stilettos. Signora points the gun at pierro who stands up from his chair, he slams his book shut. Signora eyes widen and drops the gun as an unseen forces throws her through the window into the cold snow below. Pierro sits back down to continue to reading as Scaramouche dives onto the floor to snatch the gun.

Sandrome and her robot began to stomp and kick Scaramouche like they were trying to squash a cockroach. Tartaglia exits the room clearly happy with what he has done. He skips happily towards the door, leaving total chaos behind him. Dottore is slammed into the floor right infront of him by arrlechino.

WERE FUCKIN BACK YEAHHHHHHHHHHH

i uh. i wanted to get back to this by making sandrome, but she was just there, rendered and all

the harbingers’ japanese introduction visual 

Fan art of Sandrome from The Void Rains Upon Her Heart

Pierro

He’s Drinking pina coldas at the beach. Offers to get arrlechino and capitano something at the beach bar, nothing for everyone else though. Falls alseep and everyone buries him, they put sea shells on him and give him a mermaids tail.

Capitano

He’s playing Bocce ball, volleyball, flying a kite, taking a walk down the beach, and all the causal beach actives. I feel like at one point he decides to sit back and relax, read a long and boring book about the history of Natlan or something.

Dottore

First he gets flash banged by the sun, turns out spending all day in a dark lab isn’t healthy for you. After that shock he’s going to be building massive sandcastle. Like absolutely huge. Yes they are mostly ruin golems what about it. And yes he got horribly sunburnt at the end.

Columbina

She’s picking up sea shells at the beach. She gets up at the crack of dawn and keeps going until the sun sets. She’s also picking up any dead thing she finds as well. And yes she would hit a little kid over a semi nice shell. If not doing that she’s playing around in the tide pools.

Arrlechino

She’s grilling at the beach, she’s making the food for the most picky people imaginable. She’s got her “women love me fish fear me” hat on and some sunscreen on her nose. And of course she is wearing those Hawaiian print shirts. When she’s not doing that she’s sat back on a chair enjoying having some free time.

Pulcinella

He’s the person reminding everyone to put on sunscreen, Childe especially (can’t have his poster boy burnt). He’s the one that made a strict schedule. They arrive at the beach at 10, they eat at 12, play beach games at 1, going swim at 3, and then go back to the house at 6. He forces them all to take photos together and he gets them matching shirts too. He has a collection of shirts from all the times they’ve gone.

Scaramouche

He’s complaining that the sand will get into his joints and the ocean air is going to make him rust. However that does not stop him from destroying dottore sand castles and kicking sand at the other harbingers. He also splashes signora when they go to the pool.

Signora

Sunbathing of course. If you get sand on her she WILL hurt you. She is reading some wattpad type romance that would make even the more whorish people blush. She would probably be the one to light the bonfire. And yes she is enjoying that hot tub.

Sandrome

She’s the angsty child forced outside. She’s under the umbrella Angrily typing on her computer, which she brought to the beach for some reason. She’s the first person to go back up to the house. She’s immediately locks herself in the room and doesn’t come out until dinner time.

Tartaglia

He’s surfing, fishing, swimming, boogyboarding, or just getting hit with the waves. He didn’t care how ruff it is he’s going out there. Honestly the worse it is the better for him.

The other harbingers can’t tell sometimes if he’s playing around or drowning, and honestly most of them don’t care

Tsaritsa

She’s the one that dragged them all outside in the first place. I feel like she’s another reader, the book being the comdia del arte. Being f the literal ice queen she doesn’t get hot so I believe the entire time she’s eating ice cream.