2. I liked Ghost alot in the ant man movies and honestly forgot as her character became quickly irrelevant because let’s be real ant man is no one’s favorite series. She didn’t do much in this movie, no one seemed to really connect with her and holy shit what was that bulky ahh suit 😭 I’d kill to have the white suit back from her first appearance, that was so cool. Also every move she made got fucking countered immediately. If your character can be countered by a jbl speaker blaring fetty wap then maybe she’s not a great addition to the team.

3. I thought the Bob/Yelena/Walker camaraderie was pretty solid, they all had good banter and seemed to genuinely care about each other. I don’t want to glaze Walker but I liked seeing the small ways he showed affection like shifting from calling him Bob to Bobby, and even picking the fruit for Yelena and Ghost. Hell he even took that one hit for Bucky and hauled his ass back to the elevator. I’m not sure why he was suddenly a team player but it was nice to see. That being said we lacked a whole group connection, obviously Walker cared for Ghost but Ghost didn’t seem to connect with anyone else, nor did Bucky really talk past his circle of Walker, or Alexei with his circle of Yelena. I would have liked to see a better full team moment like the Avengers shawarma scene. Everyone was pretty solid by themselves but I don’t really think of them as a group, just people who have their person if that makes sense.

4. I was going to complain that Bucky wasn’t in the movie enough because he’s my favorite and I saw it just to see him on the big screen. I was originally worried that he was going to be put through mcu hell again after his redemption in tfatws but I honestly think it was smart to distance himself from the thunderbolts team. It gives everyone else a chance in the spotlight because Bucky has already overcome his trauma and serves as a sign that they can too. I always kept him in mind during the void episodes knowing that reliving hydra must have been awful, but he’s at a point right now where he was able to blow it off and even joke to the others by remarking sarcastically that his past was great. I love seeing him in a place of healing <3 That being said I know my boy is struggling being in a team where 2 people are a stark reminder of Steve rogers. Like If I was in a team where two people looked like my dead boyfriend id throw hands every second, walker and alexei I would be out for blood 💀 Not to mention Sam who is very much captain American but it probably still hurts Bucky to see that red white and blue even when the proper person displays it.

5. You are telling me there is arguing in my sambucky household?? Marvel don’t piss me off. My one little Sam Wilson mention is Bucky arguing with him about some avengers bullshit?? Marvel I am going to run these ones. I was expecting a little call at the end like “honey you won’t believe the day I’ve had” NOT A DIVORCE.

6. Sentry was a bit confusing, he felt like a weird character to add in the timeline right now in that way that he’s pretty similar to Adam Warlock. He felt like a weird combination of Warlock x Homelander if that makes sense lol. Towards the end the movie started to feel like The Boys lmao, I thought Valentina was about to become the head of Vought and had to remember what universe we were in. Don’t get me wrong I love Bob and I part of me hates that I’m buying into the “lol so random XD name” kind of character but he was pretty chill, I know my boy is gonna love Johnny Storm just wait.

7. Where is Yelena’s Guinea pig?? I was hoping to see him in the back of the tower with a fancy set up but alas… Outside of showing the fact that Yelena doesn’t lack humanity through her rescuing if it, it is also a symbol of what they’ve all been through as Guinea pigs are commonly test subjects. I know it’s right on the nose but I think it’s still a nice touch

8. The end credit “avengers” suits were so fucking ugly ima be real 💀 Bucky what are u wearing go find a Henley

“I DONT CARE I WAN STEVEEEEEEE”

“Buck I’ve told you this a thousand times already, Steve is on a mission. He can not come back right now. Now stop crying and get up. You’ve gotta get off the floor.” Sam tried to explain to the sobbing super soldier on the floor. Bucky had dropped a mug and it broke and that’s when it all went bad. 

Bucky got upset easily nowadays. He cried a lot and Steve seemed like the only person who could calm him down. Steve was about the only person who could pick up the two hundred pound ex assassin without him flipping out. Natasha tried her best but she had gotten smacked one too many times. 

Bucky was currently sitting on his butt in the kitchen shirtless sobbing and taking in heaving breaths. 

“I need steeeeeeeve I need need need” and Bucky started sobbing harder. 

Sam had already cleaned up the broken mug and attempted ask Bucky to stand up. 

Sam was frustrated. He didn’t know how to fix this. Sam took a big breathe. What would Steve do right now? What did Steve done that time Bucky had a fit over a spilled drink? 

“Buck, hey buck wanna look up here? Look up at me.” Sam said. It was what Steve had made Bucky do. 

Bucky sniffed and opened his eyes big and looked at Sam. 

“Okay how about... we go watch a movie or a show in the living room? Wanna do that?” Sam asked. He didn’t know what to do now since at this point Steve had picked Bucky up and carried him to their room to watch something. He remembers Steve once explained that it was the feeling of someone’s heartbeat and the sound of them breathing that calmed the stormy eyed man. 

Bucky nodded and made granny hands up at the other man. 

“I can’t carry you man. You’re too heavy.” Sam said as he tried to pull Bucky to his feet but Bucky just started crying harder. Sobbing and whining. 

“Bucky I’m sorry I didn’t mean-“ 

“Aw poor little man! What happened?” Sam was cut off by one god of thunder. Thor walked into the kitchen on the hunt for pop tarts but as soon as he saw the little winter soldier in a state of such distress he just had to come to him. Thor automatically knelt down next to the sobbing man and Bucky started clinging onto him. Thor then lowered down until he was sat on the floor and pulled Bucky into his lap. 

Sam stood for a moment watching the god hold the now much calmer soldier. Bucky laid his head against Thor’s chest and Thor rubbed his back slowly. 

“What happened to the little one? Is he hurt? Why is he crying?” Thor pointed toward Sam. 

“He dropped a mug. I tried to calm him down but that didn’t work. Um are you okay like uh doing that? He kept saying he wants Steve but he seems... content.” Sam said as he kept watching as Bucky looked a bit exhausted and started to drift. 

“Yes I am fine to look after him. He has had a bad day, he is too tired. I will care for him.” Thor said in a calm protective manner. 

“Thor I wan Stevie I wan daddy” Bucky said and big heavy tears started rushing down his cheeks. 

Thor just started rocking back and forth and cooing at the baby in his arms. 

“I know little baby, I know. Daddy can’t come home right now though. What’s got you so sad baby? Can you tell me?”

Bucky whined loudly and wiggled a bit and pulled at the bottom of Thor’s shirt. Thor watched him and slid the dark haired man to the floor. Bucky looked heartbroken and betrayed. Thor stood and started shushing him. 

“It’s okay baby, I’m just going to take you to the couch. We can be on the couch. And with no shirts, I know that’s what you need.” Thor picked up the teary soldier and carried him to the couch that was only a few big steps from where Bucky was originally. 

Thor dropped the snuggle man on the couch before stripping himself of his shirt. Bucky wiggled and gave a tired smile. 

Once Thor was reclined on the end of the couch Bucky wiggle and crawled over and straddled Thor for a second before sitting down and laying his head on the cushiony chest in front of him. Thor wrapped one arm around his hips and the other turned on a documentary about fish.