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Feral "Salvaje"

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@thewomanwithamessedupmind

(Nagtirik si Mami ng 12 na kandila)

Balot Vendor: Dami niyan ah?

Mami: Pati mga hindi kamag-anak pinagtirik na rin.

Uhmm, okay!! ^w^

Who kills the bugs

Law! Sanji’s terrified of bugs and Law does NOT like them near his patients whenever he’s working on them, so Law just squishes them. also he may like to pretend he’s a supervillain when he does that but sshhh

 Who hogs the sheets 

Mmm, Law sleeps like all curled up and small but he grabs the blankets and won’t let go and Sanji alternates his sleeping position every night soo…most of the time Law.

Who hates mornings

Law! Ahaha, so much Law pf. Sanji’s used to walking up early and loves the sunrise so he may act super grouchy and mean during the mornings when he’s cooking breakfast, but he secretly loves being up early to watch the sunrise.

Who’s cranky before they had their coffee

Law again. Sanji’s pre grumpy without coffee to, tbh. I said he liked mornings, I never said he enjoyed them before he was properly awake.

Who had a scene phase

Laaaawwwwww

Who wore braces

Sanji! Hehe, Sanji had them for agggess because his bottom jaw was a bit out of line and his teeth were crooked. He’s glad he had them now though, b/c his smile is totally gorgeous for the ladies! And Law, of course.

Who gets horny in awkward public places

Both of them they’re both so awkward oh mygod.

Who drives

Uhmmm, Sanji and Law both hate public transport but then Sanji also really hates driving, so they just walk most of the time. If they do have to drive, Law does it, or they get someone else to do it. Except Zoro or Luffy. Like hell no you’d have to be a nutter.

Who got bullied. 

Sanji, before Zeff decided to actually teach Sanji to fight so he’d stop getting beaten up. Law was just that one kid with a ready quip and intelligence that no-one seemed to ever be able to find when they were ready to beat someone up. 

Who’s doesn’t like their mother in law 

hAHAHA SANJI WILL KICK ‘MINGO’S ASS.

Who collects ceramic elephants.